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02-22-2009, 01:01 PM
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Sine Amore Nihil Est Vita
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COUNTERINVASION COMMENCE
Your move.
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02-22-2009, 01:17 PM
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Senior Member
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Your move.
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huh ?
TIQUILAAAAAAAA

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02-22-2009, 01:50 PM
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A handful of dust.
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We, Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe, the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, declares Aresen a Dominion of our glorious empire, and demands the immediate surrender of the so-called Imperial 'government' of Aresen, on pain of being overrun by Valley Girls armed with copies of Funky Town.
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02-22-2009, 02:15 PM
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It's Thornhill!
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Originally Posted by Darth InSidious
We, Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe, the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, declares Aresen a Dominion of our glorious empire, and demands the immediate surrender of the so-called Imperial 'government' of Aresen, on pain of being overrun by Valley Girls armed with copies of Funky Town.
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You'd better do as he says. Furthermore, as your forces are absorbed into our own Imperial Forces, you shall be forced to change the lifting agent of your blimps to Helium, or suffer the consequences.
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02-22-2009, 02:23 PM
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App Off
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Since I pretty much blew up most of their so called empire (along with the neighboring state of The Swamp - collateral damage  ), my expert advice is for us to focus on the one thing they have left - the Kirov factory.
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02-22-2009, 02:36 PM
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internet hate machine
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You guys really do suck at this XD
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02-22-2009, 03:20 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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A COUNTER ATTACK!
No, not on our soil you dont!!!
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02-22-2009, 03:24 PM
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A handful of dust.
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Oh, but yes, yes we do.
And here's how and why.
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02-22-2009, 03:28 PM
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02-22-2009, 03:29 PM
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#10
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Help Kookee dragged me here to fight!
I used to get high on life. But then I bult up a tolerance.
-Seamus Zelazny Harper
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02-22-2009, 03:31 PM
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A handful of dust.
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You can always defect. We'll protect you from Kookee.
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02-22-2009, 03:32 PM
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Depends I'll fight for the Highest Bidder...
I used to get high on life. But then I bult up a tolerance.
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02-22-2009, 03:33 PM
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A handful of dust.
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Not only will we protect you from Kookee, we'll also reward you with grandiose titulary, and a free signed copy of Gordon Brown.
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02-22-2009, 03:33 PM
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whistle whistle! BLEEP! Pew pew!
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02-22-2009, 03:33 PM
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internet hate machine
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Originally Posted by Rogue For Hire
Depends I'll fight for the Highest Bidder...
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If you fight for Aresen, you get to keep all of your body parts...
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02-22-2009, 03:34 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Hey now, I got you soda.
and that r5 unit!
the jawas gave it a good price, and it doesnt have a bad motivator!!
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02-22-2009, 03:34 PM
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A handful of dust.
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If you fight for Aresen, you get to keep all of your body parts...
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We won't threaten you with removing your limbs, either.
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02-22-2009, 03:34 PM
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Brrrrr.... >.>
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02-22-2009, 03:35 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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but we already own your limbs Insidious.
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02-22-2009, 03:35 PM
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I rather just fight both sides then rule all...
I used to get high on life. But then I bult up a tolerance.
-Seamus Zelazny Harper
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02-22-2009, 03:36 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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but what about that 1 million SpaceBucks I offered?
offer only good in kenya
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02-22-2009, 03:37 PM
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Well with the value of SpaceBucks today I would be lucky to get a gallon of starship fuel with a million...
I used to get high on life. But then I bult up a tolerance.
-Seamus Zelazny Harper
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02-22-2009, 03:37 PM
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A handful of dust.
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Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee
but we already own your limbs Insidious.
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That's In Sidious. And your wrong, because...
ALL YOUR LIMBS ARE BELONG TO US.
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02-22-2009, 03:37 PM
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*rolls over to Darth Insidious*
*A compartment opens and out comes a taser*
*tazes Darth Insidious*
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02-22-2009, 03:38 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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that'll get you enough fuel to let SXW fly it, ...once
and as for YOU InSidious,...
go practice falling over, I'll be with you in a minute
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02-22-2009, 03:40 PM
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A handful of dust.
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Originally Posted by Hired Rogue's R5 Unit
*rolls over to Darth Insidious*
*A compartment opens and out comes a taser*
*tazes Darth Insidious*
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I took electrical resistance at level 5.
* Uses Destroy Droid*
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Well with the value of SpaceBucks today I would be lucky to get a gallon of starship fuel with a million...
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Note that the offer is only good in Kenya.
On the other hand, the court of Ahto will offer you premium bond fuel shipped direct from Sleheyron to you on-demand.
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Originally Posted by Scar
and as for YOU InSidious,...
go practice falling over, I'll be with you in a minute
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no u OLOLOLOL
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02-22-2009, 03:42 PM
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It's Thornhill!
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and a free signed copy of Gordon Brown.
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We can't afford to just give those away, you know...
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02-22-2009, 03:43 PM
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*A compartment opens and out feeds a message:*
Code:
Too bad it only sparks so much. I guess I could call in a little help...
*In flies an Y-wing and dive bombs at Darth InSidious*
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02-22-2009, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Darth InSidious
Note that the offer is only good in Kenya.
On the other hand, the court of Ahto will offer you premium bond fuel shipped direct from Sleheyron to you on-demand.
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Meh I just mine my own fuel from the Kuper Belt. After all Real Starship fuel is just H2O...
And thus concludes "your space fact for today"...
I used to get high on life. But then I bult up a tolerance.
-Seamus Zelazny Harper
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02-22-2009, 03:43 PM
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A handful of dust.
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We can't afford to just give those away, you know...
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I think he's worth the price. Besides, we need the room for stocking the Tony Blairs.[
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*In flies an Y-wing and dive bombs at Darth InSidious*
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Reflex save. ^_^
* Lightsabres R5 unit in two*
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02-22-2009, 03:45 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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bleh.
who cares for Blair.
Churchill on the other hand, now THAT was a Prime Minister.
you phail. now go home.
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02-22-2009, 03:45 PM
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I just had to explain to Kookee who Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are...
I used to get high on life. But then I bult up a tolerance.
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02-22-2009, 03:46 PM
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A handful of dust.
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I just had to explain to Kookee who Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are...
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bleh.
who cares for Blair.
Churchill on the other hand, now THAT was a Prime Minister.
you phail. now go home.
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Since you had no clue who they were till five seconds ago, I say 'no u'.
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02-22-2009, 03:47 PM
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*Lightsabres R5 unit in two*
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02-22-2009, 03:47 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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LIES.
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02-22-2009, 03:48 PM
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A handful of dust.
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Ninja edits fail.
Also, you aren't a ghost - you're an R5 unit, which is quite lightsabre-able.
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02-22-2009, 03:48 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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L
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02-22-2009, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee
LIES.
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Ye who lies first laughs last...
I used to get high on life. But then I bult up a tolerance.
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02-22-2009, 03:50 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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He just killed your R5 unit, and it sounds like you're taking his side!!
Know your roots RFH!!
He doesnt deserve Aresen blood in his nation!
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02-22-2009, 03:50 PM
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Reflex save. ^_^
*Lightsabres R5 unit in two*
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Eh my R5 was insured for six times its value... Bo yea $ for me...
I used to get high on life. But then I bult up a tolerance.
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