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Old 05-11-2009, 04:13 AM   #9561
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Old 05-11-2009, 06:45 AM   #9562
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Old 05-11-2009, 03:24 PM   #9563
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:04 PM   #9564
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:06 PM   #9565
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:12 PM   #9566
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:29 PM   #9567
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:31 PM   #9568
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:32 PM   #9569
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:36 PM   #9570
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:38 PM   #9571
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:39 PM   #9572
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:41 PM   #9573
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Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 05-11-2009, 04:56 PM   #9574
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Old 05-11-2009, 05:10 PM   #9575
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^he knows, b/c it's where he lives.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 05-11-2009, 05:11 PM   #9576
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Old 05-11-2009, 05:13 PM   #9577
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^doesn't know we're selling the property to his mom and other family members, all as clueless as him


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 05-11-2009, 05:18 PM   #9578
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Old 05-11-2009, 05:22 PM   #9579
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^unfortunately comes from a family so stupid that they don't recognize that the title deeds to the land were phony in the first place. Nothing for nothing yields nothing.....


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-11-2009, 05:26 PM   #9580
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Old 05-11-2009, 05:31 PM   #9581
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^realllly....ya don't say.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 05-11-2009, 09:45 PM   #9582
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Old 05-12-2009, 12:28 AM   #9583
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^eats the cleaned up monkey crap between meals at his home beneath the rails.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-12-2009, 04:52 PM   #9584
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Old 05-12-2009, 05:00 PM   #9585
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Old 05-12-2009, 05:20 PM   #9586
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Old 05-12-2009, 09:42 PM   #9587
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Old 05-13-2009, 12:14 AM   #9588
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^Eats the leftovers in his corporate office.
Which came from burger world. Hmm, and those are ALL the "mystery ingredient meat" burgers... I wonder... aside the factory slaughterhouse junk on the floor what that other ingredient is?

I wonder who it was I sold all that monkey crap to...oh, wait. ...


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Old 05-13-2009, 12:36 AM   #9589
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^tried to stick his head up his @ss.

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How shameless....selling al that stuff to your own mother, and on Mother's Day of all days. Shame, sir, shame!!


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-13-2009, 02:08 AM   #9590
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Yeah, my mama alright...my sugar mama ex girlfriend!

Ohh. Wait for it....


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Old 05-13-2009, 08:37 AM   #9591
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Old 05-13-2009, 03:55 PM   #9592
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Old 05-16-2009, 04:22 AM   #9593
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^enjoys being teabagged (probably why his "sugar mama" ex is his ex)


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 05-16-2009, 01:15 PM   #9594
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Old 05-17-2009, 07:25 PM   #9597
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Old 05-18-2009, 12:21 AM   #9598
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^enjoys being teabagged (probably why his "sugar mama" ex is his ex)
You and mr freckel pouch would know that, wondn't you?
FYI: I like everything about teabags. Green tea, jasmine tea, Gen Mai, and who doesn't love YAMAMOTOYAMA brand orange pekoe? ...oh wait my ex sugar mama lady 'cuz soda is all she drank.


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Old 05-18-2009, 06:19 PM   #9600
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