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Old 08-08-2009, 11:12 PM   #1
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LET'S MAKE A CREEPY PASTA

To revive the forum.

If you don't know what CreepyPasta is, look it up.


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Old 08-08-2009, 11:37 PM   #2
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Are we talking about spooky spaghetti or frightening farfalle?


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Old 08-09-2009, 10:12 AM   #3
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Hmm, I don't know, we only get Sunfeast Pasta Treat. Can't say I like pasta enough to try another brand...


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Old 08-11-2009, 06:49 PM   #4
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...Oh y god, how did I know you guys would do something like that. :l


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Old 08-11-2009, 07:06 PM   #5
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Thrice the brindled cat hath mew'd.
Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!

Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.



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Old 08-12-2009, 01:02 PM   #6
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Behold, ladies and gentlemen: Head Cook Hardt Di Soussini, European Cookery Master of the Creepy Pasta, a.k.a. "Le Pasta Masta".


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Old 08-13-2009, 12:15 AM   #7
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Old 08-13-2009, 12:59 AM   #8
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IMHO pasta doesn't really work with poultry for me, but whatever floats your dietary boat.


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Old 08-13-2009, 02:20 AM   #9
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Old 08-15-2009, 10:49 PM   #10
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Old 08-16-2009, 01:36 AM   #11
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This thread makes me think of Pastamancers from KoL. =|


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Old 08-19-2009, 01:53 PM   #12
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Old 08-19-2009, 02:11 PM   #13
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Old 08-22-2009, 03:57 AM   #14
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Well, at least we're conversing...


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Old 08-22-2009, 05:35 AM   #15
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:50 PM   #16
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Old 12-11-2011, 12:13 PM   #17
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P'sh p'tack p'boom


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Old 12-12-2011, 09:15 PM   #18
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Old 12-19-2011, 10:40 AM   #19
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was I always 12


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Old 12-20-2011, 10:08 PM   #20
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Old 12-20-2011, 10:56 PM   #21
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Pasta?!

NO! **** YOU, and **** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI!
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**** YOU, and **** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI!
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Serious ear rapage. For The Win.


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Old 12-20-2011, 11:23 PM   #22
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That's Lady Zelda 41 to you you varmint


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Old 12-22-2011, 06:40 PM   #23
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Sometimes I look back at old posts and wonder

was I always 12
Are you me?


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Old 12-23-2011, 02:00 AM   #24
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Old 12-24-2011, 09:03 PM   #25
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I'm just about 99.8% ashamed and embarrassed by everything I've ever posted.

I'm so sorry.


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Old 12-24-2011, 10:55 PM   #26
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I'm so sorry for you


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Old 12-26-2011, 03:20 AM   #27
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The males in this thread need to attend weegee's seminar instructing you on how to **** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI.


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Old 01-19-2012, 03:29 AM   #30
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So I fell asleep after oral sex with a huge bowl of spaghetti.


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Old 03-29-2012, 10:27 AM   #31
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I made some pasta several years ago, it tasted pretty good.

I was playing that game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, you all have played it right? Anyway, I got to that part were you open a cube and talk to that weird alien dude in a crazy dream room. The dialog was all wrong, though. He started saying poo poo like "They never loved you." and "It was your fault." Then I was transported into a room that was entirely black. No matter which direction I looked I could only see darkness. Then that alien guy walked out. I was pretty goddamn scared at this point. He explained that he was actually the pet lizard of some kid who played the game before. Apparently the lizard died because the kid was playing the game so much. He also told me that he wanted vengeance on the kid, but he seemed to think that I was the kid. I wasn't! I've never even had a pet! I tried to explain that to him, but then it turned out just forgot to install a patch and it was really normal and not supernatural in any way

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