Might bother me...................if I were female. He'd likely only be taking on women as patients anyway, so I'd just get a new doctor.
Finding out your chief advisor and negotiater was Jimmy Carter.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Waking up realizing you have just taken over mantle of sexor of moms, and that the title included sexing up that redneck bag lady. Which you already have and are now infected with all the nasty afflicitons and whatnot.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Finding out your best friend was about to detonate a car bomb outside your house if you moved out of his line of sight or tried to call for help.
(actually, this game is a bit difficult b/c I don't think most of us are really coming up w/"terrifying" things so much as repugnant ones or things that makes us go..."meh, no biggie)
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
That would freak me out at first but not scare me. Then I'd pull out my ultrabright laser and tell him if he valued his eyesight, he'll disable the detonator control.
Finding out your best friend just got a sex change.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
You are strapped into a torture chair, and forced to sit in on a lecture by Joe Biden.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
That really would be torture, but not scary. I would just borrow GTA's "ultrabright laser" and give him unwanted cataract surgery.
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(actually, this game is a bit difficult b/c I don't think most of us are really coming up w/"terrifying" things so much as repugnant ones or things that makes us go..."meh, no biggie)
(yeah your right, hell...I thought this would be easier than the joke game; but I think this starting to turn into a joke game as well....hmmm, irony.)
You are a turkey or chicken about to be beheaded for Thanksgiving after they've plucked every feather off your a$$.
Meh.....if you're poultry.....you're too damn stupid to be that aware in the first place.
Having to come up with something truly terrifying in this thread under pain of death.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
That wouldn't be scary so much as maddening.....in more ways than one.
You're stuck in a shower w/no exit and are scalded severly before anyone can help you.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Uuuh! (I think I've had that happen before.) Naw, but seriously....that would make my old ticker race like crazy. I don't know about anybody else but that would be scary to and old fart like me.
How about this:
You lose......
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YOUR CELL PHONE!
*Psycho music plays in the background*
^^^WTH??? I don't even HAVE a cell phone. Never did. I also listen to psycho music--check out my sig if you don't believe me.
Yeah, neither do I. But you'd be surprise as to how teenage girls these days would react to something like that actually happening to them....they go friggin' apes**t. Oh, and I believe ya. Already seen it. NICE!
Likely not enough time to get terrified, as you note beneath.
Having to make love to Sarah Boyle with the lights on in front of the American Idol audience.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
I'm assuming you mean Susan Boyle, and if so, I'd find it more awkward just to have sex in front of an audience, but that could be said regardless of who I'm having sex with.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Don Corleone is NOT a man to ask for a favor twice.
Being trapped in a small room with no doors and surround sound that constantly plays the song 'Video Games' by the Blackout Band.
To see this horror, watch dis:
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"There is no way to be better than everyone else, but being kind and having a sense of humor certainly helps." -Me, my quote on life.
*sigh* Well thanks alot TR, now I'll be hearing and singing the friggin' song in my head all day now. Probably tomorrow too.
Btw, not scary...just annoying.
How about this:
Waking up to find a "necrophiliac" on top of you, doing his/her thing, because they thought you were a corpse. But really you are just paralyzed, head to toe, except for your facial muscles.
(Hey!..Hey!...Heeeyyy!...I'm still alive goddamnit!)
Finding out that you'll be the main course for a group of cannibals and you can't escape it.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
^^^^ Cannibal 1 to Cannibal 2: Hmph! Every part of this one taste like old wrinkled man a$$.
If I really couldn't get away, that would probably scare me sh*tless.
In ROTJ, just like one of the characters in the movie (and I mean for real), you fall into the mouth of Sarlacc in the desert of Tatooine. And you are being very slowly desolved/digested by Sarlacc's internal acid fibers for food. Their is no escape either.
*Wearing Hutt's Hide leather--the most nasty tasting and indigestible creatures in all the galaxy*
Sarlacc pit monster: BAAAARRRRFFFF!
ME: Well, I didn' t care for the tase of you either.
.......You were saying?
Vice City actually having cleaned up its act of all organized crime.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
Luckly, I just happen to carry with me a small inflatable flotation boat..... which I activate.......it knocks the barricade/locked door down.......and I float my way out like on water rapids, through the narrow door.....oh, and the old people are hanging on for dear life too.
Btw, that's really disgusting.
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*Wearing Hutt's Hide leather--the most nasty tasting and indigestible creatures in all the galaxy*
Sarlacc pit monster: BAAAARRRRFFFF!
ME: Well, I didn' t care for the tase of you either.
.......You were saying?
Impressive. Obi Wan has taught you well....but you are not a Jedi yet.
You are........
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IMPOTENT!!!! And, for the rest of your life. Viagra won't help either.
I think I'd merely do a 2x take and then.....maybe....lmao.
Finding the above was what was up your girlfriend's dress.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
The following are drawings of video game characters based strictly on their 8-bit versions
Q-Bert:
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Megaman:
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That is...kind of disturbing... Is he on crack?
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Space Invaders:
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If it had all sorts of realistic textures like scales, fur, and oily slimy surface...maybe...but as is it just looks like something on south park...
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Link:
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I kind of like it.
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Pac-Man:
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That looks pretty cool actually. Reminds me of Chain Chomp from Super Mario bros. 3 actually.
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Getting hit on by this guy.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Okay. It's official. That scares me...it is symptomatic of a larger problem, too which is the source of the scariness.
Hot does not = smart. Hence I really do like those women of danish and general viking descent as these women are beautiful, tough, and smart.
The thought of "public" corporations being 95% of the market in all USA--with all the crap they are currently allowed ot get away with and worse and "given diplomatic immunity" as well so now you not only have capitalist abuses but government abuses and NOTHING you could do about it.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
(Damnit! Now I just friggin' scared myself!)
NICE!
(Hmmm, not even enough time for you to reach down between your legs and kiss your own a$$ goodbye.)
Probably tomorrow too.
you very much 
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