Answer a statement with a question (QUESTION DA ANSWERS!) xD

Darth Avlectus · 10-24-2009, 12:03 AM

Long before there was jeopardy to make it popular in modern culture, there was the concept of putting out an answer first in the form of a non-question and and finding the question that went with it. In this thread we play this for amusement (a few milliseconds anyhow), and humor. Sorry no points nor ending nor prize. Someone poses an "answer" and you question it...then you continue it with an answer of your own for someone else
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EDIT: There is no wrong answer if you just wanna try to be funny, however this is meant to be a more serious, and somewhat intellectual exercise in the name of fun. So please try to answer it CORRECTLY--think of it as more of a scavenger hunt. Carry on.
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At that I shall begin:
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He is cornholio.

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Who is Beavis?

===LET'S GO!===

This electrical physicist, immigrated to the United States from Serbia invented Alternating Current and wireless electricity that was to become Radio Frequency, as well as make numerous other inventions that were to advance the field of "robotry".

Totenkopf · 10-24-2009, 04:21 AM

Who was Tesla?

This famous fictional detective as also a drug fiend.

**Astor** · 10-25-2009, 04:12 PM

Who was Sherlock Holmes?

This allegedly dimuniutive man was known for his grand ambitions, and for installing members of his family on the thrones of Europe.

Alkonium · 10-26-2009, 03:37 PM

Who is Napoleon Bonaparte.

This is the only month starting with "Feb"

Darth Avlectus · 10-26-2009, 05:44 PM

What is February?

This term with dual meanings in my usage of it; a) classically a nozzle of a device with a bag counterpart designed for fluid washing the intra, errm, body; b) some piece of garbage in a worth sense or social sense--esp. those who have gotten a tremendous dislike of either myself or other decent human beings.

Alkonium · 11-03-2009, 07:10 PM

What is sewage?

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

CommanderQ · 11-03-2009, 07:24 PM

What is....Who Doctor?

A vehicle that was both iconic and effective, it was revered for it's terrifying range of fire and immense size during World War 2. However, it was bogged down by engine problems and was very slow. Still, despite these errors, it struck fear into the hearts of its enemies. Partially due to it's being named after a certain Jungle Animal....

Alkonium · 11-03-2009, 08:33 PM

What is a Panzer (Panther)?

Its best use is whacking people in the head, but it's actually designed for removing nails.

Darth Avlectus · 11-05-2009, 03:21 AM

What is a crowbar?
(BTW, there is no real wrong answer but the question to the answer was "What is a douche nozzle?")

This particular noble gas is particularly expensive, multi spectral, appearing cool white when ionized, and used in tubular glass envelopes called flashlamps or arc lamps operated in a pulsed or quasi-continuous maner (respectively).

ForeverNight · 11-05-2009, 01:00 PM

^^What is Xenon?

This type of sub is also known as a boomer.

Darth Avlectus · 12-21-2009, 07:52 PM

What is a Nuclear Powered Ballistic Missile Submarine?
(Epic win BTW)

This man's looks are not that of a bitch--so you shouldn't be trying to **** him like one.

CommanderQ · 12-21-2009, 07:57 PM

What is {notice the what

} Rowan Atkinson? {I'm lost, but Mr. Bean is awesome, as is Blackadder

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I don't need to say anything more then this : Beard of Power.

Totenkopf · 12-21-2009, 10:09 PM

@CQ--the answer was Marcellus Wallace (Pulp Fiction)

Chuck Norris.

Who likes to shoot people for saying "what" more than 1 or 2x?

Darth Avlectus · 12-22-2009, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Totenkopf

@CQ--the answer was Marcellus Wallace (Pulp Fiction)

Yes...well it was preferred "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?" But that'll do.

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Chuck Norris.

Who likes to shoot people for saying "what" more than 1 or 2x?

Jules Winnfield. Dammit you messed it up!

This Homeless black guy in Biloxi Mississippi with a beard and wearing a winter Jacket in pictures of B&W taken and posted on the internets, and is now known under the "You gonna get" series of memes and as a result can't find a job because of his notoriety from it, despite having done nothing wrong.

Totenkopf · 12-22-2009, 02:54 AM

Who's William Todd?

He likes to use his foot a lot......especially on other people's assess.

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Jules Winnfield. Dammit you messed it up!

Actually, was going to do a cut'n paste of one of your transcriptions of the scene, but couldn't find it fast enough and didn't feel much like looking any longer, hence the short version.

Darth Avlectus · 12-23-2009, 12:23 AM

What does Red Foreman do when he gets pissed off?

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Originally Posted by Totenkopf

Actually, was going to do a cut'n paste of one of your transcriptions of the scene, but couldn't find it fast enough and didn't feel much like looking any longer, hence the short version.

Not that I mean you didn't put it in the form of a question...and now you're gonna phantom edit it. The little annotation will still show up if you do, though.

A persistent doctor of what profession who refuses to give up taking over the world even though he's been foiled at it....... many times. (Hint: Fictional Character that could be considered a deranged Einstein.)

Alkonium · 01-03-2010, 11:49 PM

Who is Dr. Claw?

A popular television character whose "death" originally aired on New Year's Day 2010, and whose last words were "I don't want to go."