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04-04-2010, 12:44 AM
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happy easter!!!!!!!!!!!
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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04-04-2010, 01:12 AM
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happy easter
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04-04-2010, 01:16 AM
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Happy Easter guys 
(I never really did understand what the Bunny has to do with the holiday... -.- bunnies are so feminine...) |
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04-04-2010, 01:52 AM
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Happy Easter.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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04-04-2010, 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Det. Bart Lasiter
on the dawn of the anno domini era, this day an egg hatched.... that egg contained a young hatchling named jesus......  |
Wasn't that Christmas?
"Mind your wants, 'cause someone wants your mind." -George Clinton
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04-04-2010, 01:56 AM
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Wasn't that Christmas?
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That's when the bunny that laid the egg was born silly |
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04-04-2010, 02:06 AM
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Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-04-2010, 02:08 AM
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egg was laid on christmas eve in a straw manger and inseminated by god on christmas and it rose from its shell on easter
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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04-04-2010, 02:10 AM
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But what came first? The Jesus or the egg?
Anywho, happy divine Jewish zombie day. 
"Mind your wants, 'cause someone wants your mind." -George Clinton
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04-04-2010, 02:13 AM
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god created eggs in his image on the 5th day
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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04-04-2010, 02:39 AM
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**** yeah mother****er.
Oh, and happy Easter.
Let's kill ourselves.
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04-04-2010, 06:57 AM
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Have a most blessed Easter guys!
Mrcharlton only uses LucasForums for social groups and RPs
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04-04-2010, 08:06 AM
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Jesus wasn't God.
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04-04-2010, 08:15 AM
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ChAiNz.2da approves this message. 
Happy Easter everyone. 
Last edited by ChAiNz.2da; 04-04-2010 at 01:32 PM.
Reason: mospellings adn grammr
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04-04-2010, 08:35 AM
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Happy Easter, folks; hope you all have a lovely time.
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But what came first? The Jesus or the egg?
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The egg is a traditional symbol of birth. I gather that the Catholic church appropriated it (in much the same way they did with the Green Man) to better explain the faith: Easter Sunday represents the rebirth of Christ and thus the rebirth of man. The reason why the egg is hollow is that it represents the empty tomb.
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I 'gin to be a-weary of the sun,
And wish the estate o' the world were now undone.
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04-04-2010, 10:25 AM
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Happy Easter All!!!!
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Jesus wasn't God.
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Hadn't realised you were a Muslim PastramiX 
"Love is the only reality and it is not a mere sentiment. It is the ultimate truth that lies at the heart of creation." - Rabindranath Tagore
"Many a doctrine is like a window pane. We see truth through it but it divides us from truth." - Kahlil Gibran
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04-04-2010, 10:44 AM
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Happy Easter, everyone!
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04-04-2010, 12:33 PM
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Hadn't realised you were a Muslim PastramiX |
By practice and rite, yes. By theology and doctrine... well, I'm more of a mutt. |
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04-04-2010, 12:56 PM
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Happy Easter, everyone!
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04-04-2010, 01:06 PM
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Hello, Sound Only
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I don't know what any of you are talking about, I am more easter than any of you
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04-04-2010, 01:26 PM
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As everyone else said: Happy Easter. Hope everyone has a good one.
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04-04-2010, 02:03 PM
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Happy Easter everybody.
~ I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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04-04-2010, 06:31 PM
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I'm only worth a piano?
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ChAiNz.2da approves this message.
Happy Easter everyone.
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Everyone in the world should approve that message. No matter what religion you are, Cadbury eggs are awesome.
Oh and happy Easter.
I didn't know that this was when the Jesus-egg hatched. Granted, it's been a while since I looked at the bible, but I always thought that after Original Jesus was killed, an egg was found in his tomb, hatching into rabbit-Jesus, who now gives people chocolate produced in his elf sweatshops, while flying around the world in a rabbit-drawn sleigh.
 
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04-04-2010, 09:48 PM
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no jesus hatched on easter and went on to destroy tokyo
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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04-04-2010, 10:43 PM
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I'm only worth a piano?
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no jesus hatched on easter and went on to destroy tokyo
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argh! I knew I was mixing him up with Moses.
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04-05-2010, 11:50 AM
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Muslim By practice and rite, yes.
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I thought I recognised you from pilot's school PastramiX 
Anyway, nice to know I'm not alone in these wild lands - alekum selam.
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The egg is a traditional symbol of birth. I gather that the Catholic church appropriated it to better explain the faith: Easter Sunday represents the rebirth of Christ and thus the rebirth of man
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Eggs have been used in various pre-christian rituals as symbols of life/birth/harvest etc.
However - for a more direct link - Christianity, originally being a sect of Judaism, absorbed many of the symbological traditions of its parent religion. The Passover Seder feast involves a ritual feast in which an egg(Beitzah) represents a ritual sacrifice in the Temple of Jerusalem. Hence the early Christians did not have to look too far to come up with a symbol for the ritual sacrifice that this festival commemorates.
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The reason why the egg is hollow is that it represents the empty tomb.
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source for this? Mine was full of M&Ms
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Originally Posted by Hope Estheim
I never really did understand what the Bunny has to do with the holiday... -.- bunnies are so feminine..
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Get a room full of Theologians, Folklorists and Art Historians to debate this and there'd probably be a geeky knife fight That being said, there seems to be some consensus about a Germanic origin to the bunny side of things that evolved into the commercial symbol we know today.
Being on the side of the Art Historians in this argument (ie. artists are responsible for popularising the symbols of folklore and spiritual iconography), I submit Peter Paul Rubens 'Descent of the Cross'(1610) as prime evidence for the origin of bunny symbology.
mtfbwya
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04-05-2010, 12:14 PM
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^^ Lol!
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04-06-2010, 12:15 AM
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Obusha
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I thought I recognised you from pilot's school PastramiX |
Oh, s***.
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04-06-2010, 01:09 AM
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Oh, s***.
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lolz. I'm glad someone noticed. LFN now has the rare curio of an islamic comedy duo
If anyone else was to try that joke on for size, you can bet there'd be an unsavoury outcome 
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