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Old 04-15-2010, 02:13 AM   #1
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Porn for the Blind.

Yes, that's right, Porn for the blind.

I'm surprised no-one saw this already.






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Old 04-15-2010, 02:16 AM   #2
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Wow. Well, I have no objections. Lol, I'm out of things to say!



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Old 04-15-2010, 02:31 AM   #3
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to ban Astor for posting such filth.

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Old 04-15-2010, 03:09 AM   #4
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I saw that article about a day or so ago and immediately thought of Shem. I'm almost surprised he's not the one posting it.


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Old 04-15-2010, 03:58 AM   #5
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Reminds me of the movie Robin Hood Men in Tights when Blinkin is found with something similar


Nwϋl tash.
Dzwol shβsotkun.
Shβsotjontϋ chβtsatul nu tyϋk.
Tyϋkjontϋ chβtsatul nu midwan.
Midwanjontϋ chβtsatul nu asha.
Ashajontϋ kotswinot itsu nuyak.
Wonoksh Qyβsik nun.

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Old 04-15-2010, 07:50 AM   #6
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+1 for equal pr0n rights! As the world's most abundant resource, everyone deserves their fair share


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Old 04-15-2010, 09:16 AM   #7
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Old 04-15-2010, 09:33 AM   #8
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Old 04-15-2010, 09:39 AM   #9
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Old 04-15-2010, 10:57 AM   #10
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I'm not even going bother reading that article.



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Old 04-15-2010, 11:00 AM   #11
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Old 04-15-2010, 11:03 AM   #12
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Hypocrites! Isnt this supposed to be the age of equality? Blind people deserve to be treated the same way as everyone else.


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Old 04-15-2010, 11:26 AM   #13
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I'm surprised no-one saw this already.
What is there to see?


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 04-15-2010, 12:55 PM   #14
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I'm surprised no-one saw this already.


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Old 04-15-2010, 01:09 PM   #15
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What is there to see?
lol...classic.



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Old 04-15-2010, 03:28 PM   #16
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Oh my gosh... really? That's so funny xD I knew that homosexuals had porn specifically for them (or extremely horny hetrosexuals) but this? This is just absolutely classic Hope the blind are most pleased with this magazine. (: Way to go guys!

Haha... though I must say that I think with this, we are corrupting our most innocent... xD OH WELL! It was only a matter of time anyway
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Old 04-15-2010, 03:34 PM   #17
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Good idea. Within every demographic there are people who like porn, even the porn-hating demographic, so why should blind people be excluded?

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Old 04-15-2010, 04:03 PM   #18
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Indifferent. Though I suppose sine they are blind they can't enjoy eye candy as the rest of us can. Shall we christen it "hand candy"?

Perhaps blind people need some kind of fix as the rest of us "seeing folks" do. They are extra lucky because they sort of get to bypass the "look but don't touch" condition in a sense.


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Old 04-15-2010, 04:29 PM   #19
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Ladies and Gentlemen, throw off the oppressive shackles of your anti-blind campaigns, and see hear the freedom now ringing from the bells of pornography!
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Old 04-15-2010, 08:49 PM   #20
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Old 04-17-2010, 07:43 PM   #21
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With Playboy having a braille version for ages now - although, being conservative as always, it apparently does not have pictures' description - I'm not surprised.


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Old 04-18-2010, 12:54 AM   #22
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Wouldn't you need both your hands to read the magazine? One for the braille and one for the embossed boobies? That raises the question... how does one fap to this magazine?


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Old 04-18-2010, 01:00 AM   #23
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blind people fap without hands.


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Old 04-18-2010, 07:01 AM   #24
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Wait, does that even work? Any comments from blind beta-testers?
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:37 PM   #25
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This reminds me of Carrot Top's "peephole for the blind".

I'd really have to show a video to do it justice, but, alas, there's none to be found.


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Old 04-18-2010, 10:42 PM   #26
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Yes, that's right, Porn for the blind.

I'm surprised no-one saw this already.
i did.

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Old 04-20-2010, 01:08 AM   #27
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