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Old 04-21-2010, 04:45 AM   #1
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Naked man conquers world, forces massive birthday party, is named Maverick

Happy Birthday, Mavvy!

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Old 04-21-2010, 04:58 AM   #2
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The words are so familiar
All the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn't have to be like this

If you don't make a friend now
One might make you, so learn
The gentle art of making enemies

Don't you look so surprised
Happy birthday... ****er
You blow that candle out,
We're gonna kick you, kick you

Don't say you're not because you are
Don't say you're not because you are
History tells us that you are
History tells us that you are

And all you need is just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight
You put up one hell of a fight
I wanna hear your very best excuse
I never felt this much alive
I never felt this much alive

Your day has finally come
So where the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you

This year you'll sit and take it
And you will like it
It's the gentle art of making enemies

I deserve a reward
'Cause I'm the best **** that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hole
You may never see the light again

There's always an easy way out
There's always an easy way out
You need something wet in your mouth
You need something wet in your mouth

And all you need is just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight
You put up one hell of a fight
I wanna hear your very best excuse
I never felt this much alive
I never felt this much alive

I never felt, never felt this much alive...

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Old 04-21-2010, 05:04 AM   #3
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Congratulations on another successful revolution around the sun.

I got you a Jedi dressing gown, so your journey to geekdom is fully complete.



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Old 04-21-2010, 05:30 AM   #4
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I'd wish you a happy bday, but you don't like me, so I'll save myself the bother.


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Old 04-21-2010, 08:19 AM   #5
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happy dbay mang.

There's only one Maverick though



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Old 04-21-2010, 09:13 AM   #6
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@ leXX: So when are you going to be posting up your Star Wars kid video?

@ Astro: No one wants to be Tom Cruise...

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Old 04-21-2010, 09:36 AM   #7
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Yeah, but Tom wasn't the freak then that he's turned into today. He was the "cool" Tom then.

A dirge for mav:

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Doom and gloom, death and despair,
People dying everywhere,
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday


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Old 04-21-2010, 09:36 AM   #8
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@ Astro: No one wants to be Tom Cruise...
I'd venture to say a certain Tom Cruise would disagree with you

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Old 04-21-2010, 12:14 PM   #9
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:20 PM   #10
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Happy Birthday, Mav. Hope you have a good one.

Got you something you requested.




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Old 04-21-2010, 12:35 PM   #11
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Happy Birthday, Mav! You are truly deserving of two birthday threads! Here's another birthday gift for you then:

Ambystoma mavortium mavortium


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Old 04-21-2010, 01:39 PM   #12
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Old 04-21-2010, 01:53 PM   #13
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Happy Birthday, Mav! You are truly deserving of two birthday threads! Here's another birthday gift for you then:

Ambystoma mavortium mavortium
Aww, he's cute!


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Old 04-21-2010, 02:21 PM   #14
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Old 04-21-2010, 02:56 PM   #15
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I'd venture to say a certain Tom Cruise would disagree with you
Indeed!



Happy Birthday, man!

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Old 04-21-2010, 02:56 PM   #16
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Happy birthday. ^_^


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Old 04-21-2010, 03:51 PM   #17
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Dear gawdz... Nekkid.... again?!

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Old 04-21-2010, 04:51 PM   #18
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@ leXX: So when are you going to be posting up your Star Wars kid video?
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:45 PM   #19
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There is only one true Maverick. The Mavericky Maverick of Maverick, USA.



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Old 04-21-2010, 07:37 PM   #20
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^I thought that McCain was supposed to be the "maverick". Well, at least before the 2008 election when he magically transformed into Cookie-Cutter Conservative Republican™ in order to secure the votes that he would have gotten anyway, that is.

Happy Birthday, Mav!


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Old 04-21-2010, 07:51 PM   #21
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Happy Birthday, Mav!

I got you a Micro Air Vehicle:




mfw I read the Revan novel

it is not a cry of joy.
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:34 PM   #22
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^I thought that McCain was supposed to be the "maverick". Well, at least before the 2008 election when he magically transformed into Cookie-Cutter Conservative Republican™ in order to secure the votes that he would have gotten anyway, that is.

Happy Birthday, Mav!
no senator mccain has stated on numerous occasions that he doesnt think of himself as a maverick



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Old 04-21-2010, 08:51 PM   #23
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I GOT YOU A PLANE!

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Yea, this is embarrassing... I thought I was just getting a really good deal. Um...

Happy Birthday, anyway!


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Old 04-21-2010, 11:38 PM   #24
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Happy one, Mav. As per your veiled request, I've brought you your very own real - not-photoshopped - girlfriend! Enjoy those pics of you I took when your good time at Etna's volcano beach, on good old Yang-Tse riverbed:



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Old 04-22-2010, 04:27 AM   #25
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@ leXX: So when are you going to be posting up your Star Wars kid video?
That would be like the best b-day gift, evar.

@leXX: The robe will go nicely with my Boba Fett boxers knickers.

@Totenkopf: I was not aware that I harbored any malice toward you... but thanks??

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Phew, done. Thanks for the B-day wishes folks. I didn't do much today since it's the middle of the week, but I got wasted last weekend and I foresee the same happening in the near future, of course you're all invited to join in the drunken festivities should you choose.


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Old 04-22-2010, 04:32 AM   #26
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@Totenkopf: I was not aware that I harbored any malice toward you... but thanks??
Was actually just referencing this :
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I don't like you, you deceived me with your ME abbreviation into thinking that dogs originated in Mass Effect. I was expecting a delightful article, but no.


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Old 04-22-2010, 06:41 PM   #27
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Oh, I get it now, lol


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Old 04-23-2010, 09:12 AM   #28
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@JIGOS: How micro we talking? Small enough for stealth camera operations?
That one's small enough to be put into a backpack, but generally, MAVs are much smaller with recon being a major use, and stealth being a natural follow through. (in fact, i doubt that they have not already been made)



mfw I read the Revan novel

it is not a cry of joy.
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Old 04-23-2010, 01:31 PM   #29
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Happy Bday as well. Have you gotten your birthday punches yet?
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