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03-30-2010, 06:38 PM
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#11521
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Afro Skeleton
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 963
Current Game: Street Fighter IV
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^^I know where's the cloud of unknowing
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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04-02-2010, 12:23 AM
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#11522
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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Hair looks like lettuce.
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Originally Posted by Demongo
^^Learn to smile, son
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^^Joke Machine? Pfah.
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Conclusion: the count on sesame street is a pimp. "How many times must I smack you before you act right? <PSH!> ONE! <PSH!> TWO! TWO SMACKS! Ahahahahahaooo."
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-03-2010, 04:58 PM
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#11523
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Elementary.
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 757
Current Game: Rayman: Origins
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^What kind of lasers are you with?
"There is no such thing as coincidence, only inevitability" - xxxHoLiC
"Justice? But I don't serve justice, Watson, I serve the truth." - Sherlock Holmes
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04-03-2010, 05:44 PM
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#11524
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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Pennsylvania...Say, I know of a laser hobby guy named Samuel M. Goldwasser who lives in the own of Cynwyd. His website is www.repairfaq.org.
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Originally Posted by Ping
^What kind of lasers are you with?
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I have
4 red HeNe (Helium Neon) lasers
1 red laser pointer
2 green laser pointers (well and a third dead one)
Numerous infrared laser diodes
1 Nd:Y.A.G. "SSY1" lamp driven solid state laser. (Search "SSY1 laser" on ebay  ) Made my own power supply inverter for it but since I do not have any fail-safe means of limiting overvoltage, I'm scared as hell to use it. Not for the dangers (that, scary as it may be, also turns me on for some strange reason--dunno why) so much as catastrophic destruction of rare and relatively expensive parts!
1 N2 (nitrogen) gas laser that emits UV pulses...made it myself similarly as per the Scientific American article for my senior project. Nothing too fancy (seriously). But it has some difficulty working. In the future I plan to only use it near proper grounding as the power supply is floating and...let's just say electricity does some rather funny stuff (ball plasma isn't as hard to make as everyone says it is). I need change some stuff to optimize it...if I ever get around to that.
Planning to get:
a blue-violet nichia laser diode..whether I want it for just a pointer (longest life and safest to use) or if I want to up its power so it can ignite matches and pop baloons is a choice I have yet to make...perhaps I'll buy multiple laser diodes...
Parts to finish the Co2 laser as per Information Unlimited's "laburn" design as per "28 electronic gadgets for the evil genius" chapter 8.
High power laser diode for a compact laser processor/burner design.
None of this is particularly difficult just very expensive and dangerous.
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04-05-2010, 06:37 PM
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#11525
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Afro Skeleton
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 963
Current Game: Street Fighter IV
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^^It's Buddy!!!!
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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04-05-2010, 07:05 PM
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#11526
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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^You'd have to be sick in the head to wear a wig made out of lettuce.
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04-07-2010, 04:05 AM
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#11527
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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^^^What wonderful colors for the sig background will he use next?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-11-2010, 09:02 PM
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#11528
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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^Gotta love Bender...Jerk.
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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04-11-2010, 10:40 PM
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#11529
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Minnesota fan obviously. Ooh, don't get all melodramatic on me now.
What's everyone complaining about, anyways?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-11-2010, 11:42 PM
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#11530
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 3,875
Current Game: HKO closed beta
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^More like Gender Bender.
Let's kill ourselves.
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04-12-2010, 02:15 AM
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#11531
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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^^^I did your mom last nite, hoochie.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-12-2010, 04:38 AM
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#11532
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^has an ass fetish
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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04-12-2010, 09:09 PM
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#11533
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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^^^I don't die, I malfunction, you hollow rags and a scythe.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-12-2010, 09:37 PM
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#11534
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^sometimes a cigar is just a cigar....
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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04-12-2010, 09:43 PM
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#11535
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Indeed you are correct...and I can't figure out why I smoke cigars in the first place cos I don't even like 'em.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-13-2010, 10:03 AM
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#11536
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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^Whaaaat?! Cigars are so relaxing!
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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04-13-2010, 11:22 AM
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#11537
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 3,875
Current Game: HKO closed beta
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^More like the cloud of Funknowing.
Let's kill ourselves.
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04-13-2010, 12:59 PM
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#11538
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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^You must be hallucinating because that wasn't funny! 
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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04-13-2010, 03:13 PM
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#11539
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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^^^ Even though he's a baseball star, he doesn't look like someone to piss off.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-13-2010, 06:04 PM
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#11540
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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^Joe Mauer could take Bender any day...yeah Mauer is a big guy.
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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04-13-2010, 08:47 PM
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#11541
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 3,875
Current Game: HKO closed beta
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^Roid raging his way to 2000 posts. C wut i did thar?
Let's kill ourselves.
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04-13-2010, 08:50 PM
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#11542
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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^^^So what you got one more badge? I did your mom.
@ urluckyday: Yeah? Well, bender has a bunch of weapons in this getup that could stop a buffalo, pal. And his claws have a 300+ lb. gripping pressure.
Neither of whom are any match for Chuck Norris. 
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-13-2010, 11:32 PM
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#11543
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^channeling Dath (does he know you're trying to do a pale impersonation of him  )
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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04-13-2010, 11:36 PM
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#11544
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hallucination
^Roid raging his way to 2000 posts. C wut i did thar?
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The last person to use steroids would be Joe Mauer...officially insulted for him.
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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04-14-2010, 12:03 AM
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#11545
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Wears a helmet proudly.
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Originally Posted by Totenkopf
^channeling Dath (does he know you're trying to do a pale impersonation of him  )
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No, I took that mantle up for myself as it is a rather old one anyways. There needs to me more mother fornicators in this world.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-14-2010, 12:05 AM
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#11546
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 3,875
Current Game: HKO closed beta
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^Got a fresh badge at 5:52PM on April 12, 2010, GMT-5.
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^^^So what you got one more badge? I did your mom.
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I didn't notice it until you pointed that out. The badge part I mean, but it's pretty funny for the mom part too. 
Let's kill ourselves.
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04-14-2010, 12:16 AM
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#11547
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Don't make me call Shrek.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-14-2010, 01:02 AM
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#11548
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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^Mhm...feels like being bada$$ as of late...
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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04-14-2010, 01:58 AM
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#11549
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Cloud of unknowing?
And ehh, no, just a jerk. 
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-20-2010, 08:25 PM
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#11550
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Club
Posts: 1,631
Current Game: The Game
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^No. ¬_¬
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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04-23-2010, 03:56 PM
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#11551
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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^Getting some static interference...
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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04-23-2010, 07:38 PM
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#11552
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Plays with balls.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-23-2010, 08:34 PM
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#11553
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^somtimes a cigar is a metaphor for.....oh, nevermind. 
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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04-23-2010, 08:34 PM
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#11554
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Elementary.
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 757
Current Game: Rayman: Origins
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^The jerk is back.
"There is no such thing as coincidence, only inevitability" - xxxHoLiC
"Justice? But I don't serve justice, Watson, I serve the truth." - Sherlock Holmes
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04-23-2010, 09:01 PM
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#11555
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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^Not pokemon...please...
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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04-24-2010, 12:08 AM
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#11556
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Would like to take a swing at those islam-o-extremists.
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^somtimes a cigar is a metaphor for.....oh, nevermind. 
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Yes, why are you pointing that out? *You* of all people? And BTW sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Though you still wore my hat b/c my "wife" said it was my favorite and you still haven't answered what the hell you were doing with her that time.
Now, go get my sarsaparilla, dammit.
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Originally Posted by Ping
^The jerk is back.
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 How kind of you to notice! (Another victim of simultaneous post-missing!)
HA-HA!
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-24-2010, 01:38 AM
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#11557
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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^Feeling up my mom, eh?
The last time I heard a 'your mom' joke, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur...
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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04-24-2010, 04:57 AM
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#11558
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^has his head in the clouds.
**That's funny, b/c the last time GTA told a funny mother joke you could still ride a dinosaur.
@GTA--your "wife" drank all the sarsparilla. If she ain't gonna tell you anything..... 
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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04-24-2010, 10:18 PM
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#11559
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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^^^First to show me that Chappelle "piss on yoiu" video.
Also:... 
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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04-25-2010, 01:03 AM
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#11560
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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^Bite me
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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