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Old 07-06-2010, 04:52 PM   #3281
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Behind you, doody in hand.

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Old 07-06-2010, 05:29 PM   #3282
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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.

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Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. "
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Old 07-06-2010, 06:34 PM   #3283
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I'm sorry man. . . I thought you knew. . . He was stomping around my backyard at 3 in the morning and I thought he was a thief, so I squashed him between the covers of a book.

Should we make a game to commemorate the loss?


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Old 07-06-2010, 06:44 PM   #3284
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Yes. We can call it, "Who Killed Waldo?" You'll have to search the entire page for Hal and his book.

What should the first page be?

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Old 07-06-2010, 06:44 PM   #3285
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Find the living waldo.

Why are you playing with electricity while standing in a bathtub full of water?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 07-06-2010, 06:45 PM   #3286
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Because I have no brain fear!

Should I drop you in the shark infested toaster?

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Old 07-06-2010, 07:41 PM   #3287
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:52 PM   #3288
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We'd probably ban each other until there was only one left on the whole site.








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Old 07-06-2010, 07:58 PM   #3289
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A lot of pushing.

What would you do if I stuck you in a hole of cobras.
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Old 07-06-2010, 08:06 PM   #3290
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Are we talking about a hole made of cobras or a hole filled with cobras? Either way I'd ask myself "Where did .:Lord Revan:. get all these ****ing cobras?"

Where would .:Lord Revan:. get all those ****ing cobras?


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 07-06-2010, 09:18 PM   #3291
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Probaqbly from the same place Dr Breen does when he runs out of monitors for his HAAAAX! attacks.

Why does Hal really want to know where to get so many cobras anyway?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-06-2010, 10:19 PM   #3292
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Are we talking about a hole made of cobras or a hole filled with cobras? Either way I'd ask myself "Where did .:Lord Revan:. get all these ****ing cobras?"

Where would .:Lord Revan:. get all those ****ing cobras?
I'm sick of all these motha ****in' Snakes on this motha ****in' plane!

Does that one guy from adult swim really actually sit on you?


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Old 07-06-2010, 11:43 PM   #3293
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Flinging doody at eachother.

When they say "Big Money goes around the world", do they mean it literally?

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Old 07-07-2010, 12:14 AM   #3294
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Yes.


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Old 07-07-2010, 08:03 AM   #3295
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Who was the first guy to make up the song London Bridge is Falling Down




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Old 07-07-2010, 08:40 AM   #3296
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Must have been a terrorist with a twisted dream......

why does ring around the roise a famous song when its aboutt he black plauge?




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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.

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Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. "
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:27 PM   #3297
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Well it's a old catchy tune overall, it really has nothing to do with the black plague.
More info here vvvvvv

http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/rosie.asp








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Old 07-07-2010, 01:39 PM   #3298
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Washington DC.

Where is your leader?

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Old 07-07-2010, 02:15 PM   #3299
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i AM the leader

who do i lead?




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Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:28 PM   #3300
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The diseased monkey.

Anybody here need an army?

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Old 07-07-2010, 02:31 PM   #3301
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I do, so i can lead it

what kind of army?




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Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. "
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:38 PM   #3302
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For you, of diseased monkeys.

Why is there a Frenchman in England?

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Old 07-07-2010, 03:05 PM   #3303
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because he is the ambassador of french fries



why diseased monkeys?




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Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:18 PM   #3304
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Because the monkey militia/army doesn't tolerate diseased amongst its ranks, either you get past your illness (on leave, preferably to them) or you go off and die.

Where will the doodey flinging monkeys strike next?


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Old 07-07-2010, 05:05 PM   #3305
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I'd tell ya, but then they'd have to kill ya.

Why is the monkey army so feared?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-07-2010, 05:18 PM   #3306
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because of their poo flinging skills


anyone got poo flingin catapults?




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Old 07-07-2010, 06:53 PM   #3307
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GTA's doody flinging trebuchet monkey army......it's a standard in their TO&E.

What would happen if Beavis and Butthead hung out w/Jay and Silent Bob?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:02 PM   #3308
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They'd stand around in a parking lot picking their noses and loitering.


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Old 07-07-2010, 08:16 PM   #3309
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i would be moving a LOT faster

what if it was punishable by tea-quatering (tradtional quatering with an added bonus teabaging. its like buy one, get one free)




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Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. "
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Old 07-08-2010, 04:34 AM   #3310
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THE GRAMMAR, MAN! STOP ABUSING IT! *ahem* Please rephrase your query.

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Old 07-08-2010, 05:39 PM   #3311
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Unless it's unarmed, no.


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Old 07-09-2010, 06:13 PM   #3312
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Old 07-09-2010, 06:51 PM   #3313
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*opens cookie* The answer is: All things mu- [Please insert more money]

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Old 07-09-2010, 07:51 PM   #3314
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No.

If you're here, who's driving the boat?


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Old 07-09-2010, 08:35 PM   #3315
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Uh... Be right back!

Why haven't you manned your station?

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Old 07-09-2010, 09:30 PM   #3316
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I'm robbing you of your ammo before beating a well planned retreat. CYA! *escapes*

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Old 07-09-2010, 11:13 PM   #3317
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cause he wanted them.

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Old 07-10-2010, 02:58 AM   #3318
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Same as how many flips in a puddle.

How many flaps in a pond?

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Old 07-13-2010, 05:15 AM   #3319
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Old 07-13-2010, 12:27 PM   #3320
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No. What are you, a Pharisee? ¬_¬

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