HOLD IT! Someone's been on a spam cleanup, and now I haven't got a reply in every single thread on the front page. I must rectify this situation immediately, preferably by blasting out a single line reply to a few threads. Yeah! Let's do this thing!
Aw MAN, I've got to read a massive REVIEW and give you my OPINIONS and stuff? Listen, I don't have time for opinions. Opinions are for the weak. I am a cold hard machine of pure objectivity. Most of the words in your review are spelt correctly. Therefore, I can confirm that it is ACCEPTABLE.