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07-22-2010, 01:00 AM
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One of Thousands
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The "Salt" (Theater Beverage) Drinking Game!
Dear Everyone,
If you are going to see the movie SALT tomorrow, starring the ubiquitous (and ubiquitously-lusted-after) Angelina Jolie, I challenge you to a drinking game when you go to the theater:
Every time you think, "YEAH RIGHT! THAT CAN'T HAPPEN!" take a sip of your theater beverage. How many sips will it take you to finish it? How quickly will you finish it? Will you need refills? How many? Popcorn and candy are allowed. How will your theater snacks interfere with the drinking game--or will it?
*throws down the gauntlet* Is anybody game for my "Salt" drinking game?  |
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07-22-2010, 01:12 AM
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Obusha
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Sure, if it involves smuggling beer into the theater.
"Mind your wants, 'cause someone wants your mind." -George Clinton
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07-22-2010, 01:14 AM
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((Tysyacha does not condone the smuggling of alcoholic beverages into theaters, but to each his own! She disavows responsibility for the consequences of doing such a thing!))
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07-22-2010, 01:52 AM
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Obusha
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What consequences? Enjoying the movie even if it sucks?
"Mind your wants, 'cause someone wants your mind." -George Clinton
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07-22-2010, 02:05 AM
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One of Thousands
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No, getting caught by the ubiquitous Movie Theater Smuggled Alcoholic Beverage Police!
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07-22-2010, 07:00 AM
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I'm game. If I get a chance to see it. Knowing how much of a cynic I am when it comes to such films I'll probably finish mine in the first quarter of the film.
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07-22-2010, 08:29 AM
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Iced tea for me!
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07-22-2010, 03:41 PM
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Saving the world casually
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I'm from Holland. Beer knows me.
They'd probably run out of beer in the theater, probably somewhere halfway through the movie. Which would be excellent timing because my blatter isn't made of steel.
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07-22-2010, 10:07 PM
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Its 5 o'clock somewhere
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This sounds like a job for my flask and my good friend Mr. Boston
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07-23-2010, 12:15 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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apparently there is an iphone app (prolly one for droid as well) that tells ya where there is good spots during the movie where you can take a pee break
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07-23-2010, 07:47 PM
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8-Bit Code Monkey
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a theater drinking game for me is a little bit more like, "how many airplane sized bottles of the Capt. do I have to dump into my coke to find this movie bearable?"
"Women are like sunsets… they’re beautiful, but there will be a different one tomorrow." - Gilder
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07-24-2010, 07:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Q
Sure, if it involves smuggling beer into the theater.
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And this is why Picturehouse Cinemas win the day. No smuggling required.
That said, I'm not really a fan of watching new films with a drink, don't want to dull the senses. Though it would doubtless have made Clash of the Titans -- the reasons for my watching that still elude me -- somewhat more bearable. 
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