Ehh, I have a little advice: KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS UNTIL YOU GET HOME. OR a nudist colony, or beach. OR at least go find something to do "that thing" INSIDE OF...like some structure belonging to Mr. Anderson, like his tool shed, or his camper.
Oh, and a manequin? Why not just go buy an inflatable? I'm sure the nearest adult novelty stores have something.
Deeamn! Now THAT is some creatively disgusting road rage.
Heh. That reminds me of this milwaukee incident:
Or that one music video of the song "piss bottle man".
-Sigh- I guess what would make this party complete is the circus.
Aw screw that. The passenger sounds like a mean nasty *^%^#. Why isn't she getting busted for at least harassment?
This guy needs a break.
I never knew there was even such thing as a "hopa" let alone what it was b/c I don't work office jobs
...though this would make good material for a Dilbert comic or episode.