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Old 08-10-2010, 12:52 AM   #1
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Things that make you go hmmmm....

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/100232884.html

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/...100259124.html

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content...e.html?sid=101

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local...100286494.html


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Old 08-10-2010, 11:51 AM   #2
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Old 08-10-2010, 12:04 PM   #3
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I'll hire her. I don't have bad breath or play Farmville.


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Old 08-10-2010, 12:49 PM   #4
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The first one....ew.

The second one....I'll see if it's on any of the local news stations today.

The third one......well, it's those guys' choice if they want to go to a strip club. I'm not going to stop them

The fourth one.....take anger management classes.


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Old 08-10-2010, 01:40 PM   #5
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Here's a unique way of quitting a job.
http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-...ice-33-photos/
That was cute.....and so was she. Still, it's almost amazing how stupid some people can be at work (whether or not this sequence is actually true or some kind of gimmick). Was 1/2 waiting to see if she was outing him on porn or something similiarly bad and not merely pathetic.


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Old 08-10-2010, 08:12 PM   #6
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Ehh, I have a little advice: KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS UNTIL YOU GET HOME. OR a nudist colony, or beach. OR at least go find something to do "that thing" INSIDE OF...like some structure belonging to Mr. Anderson, like his tool shed, or his camper.

Oh, and a manequin? Why not just go buy an inflatable? I'm sure the nearest adult novelty stores have something.

Deeamn! Now THAT is some creatively disgusting road rage.

Heh. That reminds me of this milwaukee incident:
http://www.fox6now.com/news/witi-100...,5688766.story

Or that one music video of the song "piss bottle man".

-Sigh- I guess what would make this party complete is the circus.

Aw screw that. The passenger sounds like a mean nasty *^%^#. Why isn't she getting busted for at least harassment?

This guy needs a break.

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I never knew there was even such thing as a "hopa" let alone what it was b/c I don't work office jobs ...though this would make good material for a Dilbert comic or episode.


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Old 08-11-2010, 05:34 PM   #7
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Here's a unique way of quitting a job.
http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-...ice-33-photos/
Darn you Jae, it was fake. Now I have to write a screen play to hire her.

http://thechive.com/2010/08/11/a-wor...nny-16-photos/


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