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Old 10-18-2010, 05:07 AM   #1
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If People Wore Warning Signs (PG-13)

IF PEOPLE WORE WARNING SIGNS (PG-13)

(NOTE: I made all these up, so blame me if some of them aren't that funny.)

Teachers: STEEP GRADE
"Cat Person": NO DOGS ALLOWED
Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter: FLAMMABLE
Justin Bieber: DIP
Entrepreneurs of Passion: NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, (NO) SERVICE
Politicians of Every Stripe: DEAF AREA
Members of Fraternities and Sororities: CAUTION: CHILDREN AT PLAY
People Wearing Pants with High Waistbands: BUCKLE UP!
Pregnant Women: BABY ON BOARD, NO SMOKING, NO ALCOHOL
Dolly Parton: SHARP CURVES/DANGEROUS CURVES
Construction Workers: FALLING ROCKS, FALLING DEBRIS
Adolf Hitler: INFECTIOUS WASTE
George Lucas: BEST BY 1977-1981
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Old 10-19-2010, 10:46 PM   #2
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Angry Cat Man: CAUTION: Irrational screaming may occur
My Ex Girlfriend with red hair and big boobies: CAUTION sharp claws and constantly bitchy attitude
My former Roomate: CONDEMNED
Anime Convention goer: ATTRACTED TO WACKY HAIR AND AWKWARD MOMENTS
Alex Jones: WARNING: Nose plugs reccomended. Bull S*** falling.
Keith Olbermann, Ed Schultz, Chris Matthews: Danger, TOXIC FUMES AND LOUD NOISE! EAR PROTECTION REQUIRED! RESPIRATORS AND/OR ADEQUATE VENTILLATION REQUIRED! Disclaimer: Whorish backstabbing of libertarians may occur. Subject to change dependent on current white house administration.
Ozzy: WARNING! Prince of Darkness coming through.

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