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Old 10-13-2010, 09:28 AM   #1
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Marry you? Pfft, I challenge you to KUNG FU!

Chinese sisters hold tournament to find husbands.

It seems the Xiao sisters are fed up with meeting 'weak' men, so have taken an unorthodox approach to dating.

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First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat.
I'm not sure I'd want to risk getting my ass kicked without seeing what they looked like.






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Old 10-13-2010, 10:17 AM   #2
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:25 AM   #3
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What's Love Got To Do With It when you can have Kung Fu Fighting?


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Old 10-13-2010, 11:31 AM   #4
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They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won't be holding back. If they can't beat us they aren't worthy," explained Lin.
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:36 AM   #5
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What's Love Got To Do With It when you can have Kung Fu Fighting?
That reply...it's just art.

On a whole different note, if one of them and their husband get in a fight, the entire house gets destroyed. And no policeman will go after that particular domestic disturbance too.

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Old 10-13-2010, 12:12 PM   #6
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I'd chose this
I was thinking of something like that at first, but that then I noticed the human tendency to not marry lifeless, burning shreds of flesh strewn across a battleground.


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I was thinking of something like that at first, but that then I noticed the human tendency to not marry lifeless, burning shreds of flesh strewn across a battleground.
Well I'm not really interested in having a wife at this time.


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Old 10-13-2010, 12:31 PM   #8
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On a whole different note, if one of them and their husband get in a fight, the entire house gets destroyed.
Now you've gone and said that, there's bound to be a Chinese re-make of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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Old 10-13-2010, 12:33 PM   #9
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I could actually respect a chick who prefers straight-up violence to the traditional BS psychological warfare that most women and some men are so fond of.


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Old 10-13-2010, 12:48 PM   #10
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Well I'm not really interested in having a wife at this time.
...is this a good time to comment on how I like the way you Texans do business? >____>


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Old 10-14-2010, 06:33 AM   #12
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This is some messed up sh*t, even I think so... If this ever gets videoed I will surely want to watch it Especially if the sisters get totally beaten up, a great way to make an ass out of oneself: "We are so damn great we could beat up any man we saw" and then some big guy comes in and kicks her ass


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Old 10-14-2010, 08:30 AM   #13
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I actually watched that movie yesterday...mind blown.

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I actually watched that movie yesterday...mind blown.
yeah, it's pretty awesome.

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Old 10-14-2010, 10:00 AM   #16
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yeah, it's pretty awesome.
It wasn't a box-office succes if I recall correctly...
I find it's fighting scenes (dare I say it) cooler then the ones from the Matrix though. Eq created it's own fighting style for crying out loud....hammertime. With guns.

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Well I'm not really interested in having a wife at this time.
Aww, it defeats the entire purpose of the fight, then.

Then again, I suppose that if one's willing to join this senseless violence it just doesn't matter.


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Old 10-14-2010, 05:21 PM   #18
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I would defeat them with my stunning good looks.

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Aww, it defeats the entire purpose of the fight, then.
Not really, it's good practice for when he actually does decide to get married.


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Old 10-15-2010, 12:10 AM   #20
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Not really, it's good practice for when he actually does decide to get married.
Nope... he lives in Texas, he's gonna need a bigger gun.


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Best. Typo. Ever.
I thought the exact same thing, just didnt bother mentioning it


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I would defeat them with my stunning good looks.
I hope so....I think threatening them with a permaban won't work if they're about to roundhouse-kick you through the kitchen sink.

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Marriage is overrated, and I certainly wouldn't engage in combat for it.


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Marriage is overrated, and I certainly wouldn't engage in combat for it.
agreed.

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Old 10-16-2010, 09:08 PM   #26
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Marriage is overrated, and I certainly wouldn't engage in combat for it.
It might be worth it. Those two chicks are probably couchlympics gold medalists.


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At any rate, I always knew women were a resource running scarce in China but I didn't knew it was that bad.


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I think it's around 30-34 million boys born in recent years than girls in China... in 15-20 years it's going to get a whole lot worse for them. Poor bastards, a nation full of frustrated males... we're definitely going to war with China in the future... no doubt about it...

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I think it's around 30-34 million boys born in recent years than girls in China... in 15-20 years it's going to get a whole lot worse for them. Poor bastards, a nation full of frustrated males... we're definitely going to war with China in the future... no doubt about it...
Chinese Adult Content sites are seeing dollar marks right now!
Talking evolutionary, the Chinese are making themselves extinct this way...

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This thread is straight out of soul calibur. I love it.

I can actually [RESPECT] women who are into straight up fighting. Unfortunately in America either:
1) all the attractive ones are taken,
2) they are are f'ugly, or
3) are just plain not interested in anything but conquest.

Asian women fighters? I don't know about that... though I'd imagine anyone proficient in gong fu could hurt people larger than them regardless of size, gender, etc.

I'll never forget the little old man who gave me that push in the torso and sent me flying 6 ft. through the air as a mere demonstration.

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I can actually women who are into straight up fighting.
But can you accidentally women who are into straight up fighting? And is that dangerous?


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But can you accidentally women who are into straight up fighting? And is that dangerous?
I need to stop drinking...what the hell

@ Jae: You did battle to find the ideal husband too?

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To answer your question... You CAN [Respect] that kind of women. It's about as dangerous as anything else.

@ Z: No, you need to drink more.


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To answer your question... You CAN [Respect] that kind of women. It's about as dangerous as anything else.

@ Z: No, you need to drink more.
Would it have made sense then?
In that case, prepare for...ehm...'strange' posts in this thread this saturday night!

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