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Old 11-05-2010, 05:43 PM   #2081
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Granted. Unfortunately even though you have stopped thinking about it, there is no guarantee you won't think of either of those things again, nor assurance those evil plots won't come to fruition.

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^.^ Granted! Now the dog will be rubbing you like a dog, if you know what I mean o.O
Well, it's an old female collie...though stranger things have happened. <_<


I wish my ex would get bombed and her flaming lifeless body flung like a ragdoll in some random direction that nobody really cares about.


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Old 11-27-2010, 02:33 PM   #2082
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That random direction happens to be you and you burn to death.

I wish that i DONT become ruler of the world.

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Old 11-27-2010, 08:06 PM   #2083
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Granted, unfortunately the ruler of the world is someone you soon come to hate and he has you humiliated everyday for the rest of your life.

I wish all the street fighter characters were real.


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Old 11-28-2010, 05:20 AM   #2084
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Granted, but they then kick your ass in a fight.

I wish alabama blew up without hurting or killing me, my family or my friends.

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Old 12-01-2010, 01:32 AM   #2085
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Granted, unfortunately there is some celebration happening where everyone is blowing up bowling balls exactly where you and and everybody you care about are suddenly and inexplicably all gathered in the same place at once--the ensuing shrapnel mess kills everyone there.

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Granted, but they then kick your ass in a fight.
Who said anything about them and I fighting?



I wish pro wrestling got the hoof and went out of business.


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Old 01-01-2011, 04:03 AM   #2086
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Granted, but the hoof hit was so hard that it went up RC's ass...... what a minute, this is RUIN a wish......um, nevermind. Granted, but now you have to pay their unemployment.

I wish they paid us in $US for every post we made here.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-01-2011, 07:08 AM   #2087
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Granted, but now the US economy is even deeper **** than it was in before.

I wish the video games industry was more than just shallow, violent games.


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Old 01-01-2011, 07:38 AM   #2088
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Granted. Now every single game is FF X-2.

I wish that this year will not be bad.

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Old 01-01-2011, 01:50 PM   #2089
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Granted, but now because of your wish for this year, it will bring about the apocalypse in the following year.






I wish I hadn't drank all that wine last night.


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Old 01-01-2011, 01:57 PM   #2090
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Granted, instead you drank rum in the same volume as the wine.

I wish my New Year's Eve had been more eventful.

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Old 01-01-2011, 02:31 PM   #2091
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Granted: you meet more arseholes than I ran into.

I wish someone would stomp the crap out of Vince McMahon all over someone's clean livingroom.


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Old 01-01-2011, 02:34 PM   #2092
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Granted, it's your clean living room. Good luck cleaning that up.

I wish I knew how to sing Auld Lang Syne in Klingon.

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Old 01-01-2011, 02:41 PM   #2093
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Granted: You do but it ends up being the worst tone deaf out of key rendition that people boo you off the stage and your current lover disowns you.

I wish Rockstar would officially reveal what happened to all the lovable main characters of past GTA games.


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Old 01-02-2011, 01:32 AM   #2094
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Granted, they all died in some sort of flaming orgy.

I wish that when I die, it's while I'm having awesome sex.

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Old 01-02-2011, 01:52 AM   #2095
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Granted, unfortunately that awesome sex is with an inanimate object that electrocuted you.

I wish my boxers would quit riding up on me.


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Old 01-02-2011, 09:28 AM   #2096
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Granted, but now they squeeze the life out of your jewels.......painfully.

I wish we were'nt such a sick bunch of people in this thread.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-03-2011, 11:12 PM   #2097
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Granted. We're not such a sick bunch. Just you. And another even more disgusting group comes in and overtakes us. And the rest of this forum.

I wish Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers didn't start me down the rabbit hole.


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Old 01-04-2011, 05:09 AM   #2098
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Granted, but you were turned into a gerbil and started up the bung hole.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish for this thread to keep going smoothly.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:27 PM   #2099
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Granted, you con't have to and consequently don't. Because it is going to get botched regardless.

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Granted, but you were turned into a gerbil and started up the bung hole.
And knowing how you'd ruin my wish, probably up the bunghole of Steve-o from jackass.


I wish Deus-ex would quit annoying Pyramid Head. (Hint: reference to youtube series ASDF dual paradox.)


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Old 03-20-2011, 10:42 PM   #2100
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Granted, instead he annoys you.

I wish for my own Stargate and DHD.

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Old 03-27-2011, 07:51 AM   #2101
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Granted, but then a tiny wormhole opens up and SUCKS THEM BOTH INTO THE FIFTH DIMENSION!!!!!!!


I wish I had my moose.
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Old 04-15-2011, 06:49 PM   #2102
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Granted you have a moose and its all dead and bloated and smells horrible.


I wish a cannibal would make a meal out of Johnny Knoxville all over a carpet and then hang the carpet up as an art display in front of a major electronics store.


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Old 04-16-2011, 07:38 AM   #2103
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Granted, but it's the one you frequent the most.

I wish this was available in English.

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Old 04-16-2011, 02:46 PM   #2104
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Granted, unfortunately it sucks and you're going to have to wait longer for a better one.

I wish Tripping the Rift was back on TV and made another movie.


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Old 04-17-2011, 05:45 AM   #2105
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Granted, but only in Canada.

I wish Stargate Universe was renewed for a third season.

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Old 04-17-2011, 05:54 AM   #2106
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Granted, but after one episode they get sued and are forced to stop.

I wish I could sleep at night.
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:00 AM   #2107
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Granted, somebody cures your insomnia. Unfortunately that cure involved an (incredibly hot) orgy with a few of the others carrying STDs, and it it only lasts one night. On top of being back to insomnia now having added pleasure of scabies, crabs, and gonorrhea, your lover finds out and decidedly becomes the jealous type and leaves you in the most humiliating way you can think of.

I wish I had a funny alarm clock that played a custom made mp3 sound file of the "sparta raid ventrillo" video and played it so loud everyone in the neighborhood could hear it. It goes like this: Lloyd: "Hey...Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" Leonidas: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!"


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Old 04-18-2011, 12:47 AM   #2108
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Granted, but everybody who lives a mile away from you, hears it too. So they all come and break down your door, find you, then commence beating the living crap out of you; including their pets, yours too............also the rooster who feels you took away his lively hood from crowing in the morning because he only gets to do that once everyday goddamnit and it's ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU! ONLY HE DOESN'T BEAT YOU UP LIKE REST HE JUST PECKS YOU TO THE FRIGGIN BONE PAAAAAAALLL! YEAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT! HUH? HUH?
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I wish GTA didn't make me do that.


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Old 04-18-2011, 01:50 AM   #2109
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Granted, but then that great dark void in your head sucks you into oblivion for lack of anything better to do.

I wish this thread would end with this post.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-18-2011, 04:47 AM   #2110
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Granted, but then someone comes and decides to be a dictator and the thread is re-opened within seconds.

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Granted, somebody cures your insomnia. Unfortunately that cure involved an (incredibly hot) orgy with a few of the others carrying STDs, and it it only lasts one night. On top of being back to insomnia now having added pleasure of scabies, crabs, and gonorrhea, your lover finds out and decidedly becomes the jealous type and leaves you in the most humiliating way you can think of.
Too bad I've been single for over a year now, so I don't have a lover.

I wish this freaking computer mouse would be more responsive.
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Old 04-18-2011, 06:06 PM   #2111
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Granted, but now you have spybots that have stolen all of your personal information and some serious memory leaks.

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Too bad I've been single for over a year now, so I don't have a lover.
Hm, four months ago you sure were bragging about your love life in my new years thread.

I wish for the entire world to have it rain dead animals.


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Old 04-18-2011, 06:54 PM   #2112
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Hm, four months ago you sure were bragging about your love life in my new years thread.
Ah, right... I forgot about him... but 'twas an internet relationship... so that didn't count really.

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Granted, but the corruption from dead animals causes all crops to fail miserably and so everyone kills you and then stuffs your coffin with most of the dead animals.

I wish the sky was green and the grass was blue...
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:10 AM   #2113
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Granted, but now you are a cartoon.








I wish we were all cartoons like in Roger Rabbit.


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Old 05-24-2011, 12:47 AM   #2114
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Granted, unfortunately you're the cartoon gerbil who went into a mysterious paper towel cardboard tube into a verrrrrrry dark place that smells like...patrick swayze...


I wish LA would quit rehashing Vader through so many other villains.


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Granted, now they're rehashing Jar Jar Binks.

I wish the people at people at Bethesda could figure out an airtight way to get user made mods onto the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 versions of Skyrim.

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Old 07-31-2011, 04:41 PM   #2116
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Granted: unfortunately some very pissed off hackers in russia crack PSN and XBL and infect all consoles worldwide with viruses and a new chapter in world war 3: nuclear war.

I wish the Dragon Quest/Warrior series would have more female bosses, especially antagonists.


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Old 07-31-2011, 08:21 PM   #2117
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Granted, but they all look like Leona Helmsley.

I wish Duke Nukem fought sexier looking alien bosses.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

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And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 08-01-2011, 04:22 AM   #2118
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Granted, but every one of them now have male reproductive organs.








I wish I'd seen the light.


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Old 08-01-2011, 10:01 AM   #2119
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Granted, but it's just the light from an ordinary flashlight.

I wish Mass Effect 3 included this in the end credits.

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Old 08-01-2011, 05:20 PM   #2120
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Granted. Unfortunately due to chronic head-up-ass corporate politics there is a rift in the company EA, because somehow it managed to also include some copyrighted material they did not have permission for or license to use. The resulting legal catastrophe ends up killing the company, and it causes a bloody riot that ends up demolishing your house.

@Totenkopf: *NOT* bad, actually that's probably a LOT more apt for such a role than what I had in mind. Ironically, in King Of Fighters, a character named Leona Heidern is characterized by her mean streak. I don't know if that's a coincidence or not.

I wish a new VaLvE game were created in similar vein to half life, l4d, TF, and portal.


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