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05-12-2011, 04:01 PM
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Forum Mum
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What made you lol today?
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05-12-2011, 04:02 PM
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internet hate machine
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Originally Posted by LordVader1
Achilles your flooding the Profile Chat. Use EDIT incase you havnt seen it
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@ http://www.lucasforums.com/member.php?u=118520
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05-12-2011, 04:08 PM
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05-12-2011, 04:09 PM
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Forum Mum
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LOL awesome! 
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05-13-2011, 04:06 AM
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05-13-2011, 04:16 AM
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...you monster.
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I just noticed they're playing Call of Duty.
Edit: and Hillary has a cornetto |
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05-13-2011, 01:24 PM
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LFN Staff Emeritus
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The news of Edios being hacked.
They keep this up and people might actually go outside for more than once a year.
Current in-game name is #include
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05-13-2011, 01:33 PM
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internet hate machine
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There's an "outside"?...
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05-14-2011, 06:32 PM
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05-18-2011, 11:56 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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05-19-2011, 12:01 PM
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Thats it.
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05-20-2011, 05:56 PM
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Forum Mum
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05-20-2011, 06:11 PM
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All of this doomsday talk nonsense has gotten me on a real laugh track as of late, I haven't had such a good laugh in a long time...I need to send those guys a thank you letter for making me laugh.
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05-20-2011, 06:23 PM
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internet hate machine
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You must log in to see this page.
I refuse to join!
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05-20-2011, 07:23 PM
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I don't know what is more sad. The fundamentalists, or the amount of people who will participate on that "joke"...
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05-20-2011, 08:47 PM
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...you monster.
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Ok, to sum up, according to this Harold Camping dude:
Great flood = 4990 BC *
Genesis 7:4: "Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth"
2 Peter 3:8 : 1 day = 1000 years *
7000 years from 4990 BC to 2011
Genesis 7:11: 17th day of the second month = May 21 *
also
Jesus on the cross = April 1, 33 AD *
722,500 days from then till May 21 2011
(5 x 10 x 17)˛ = 722,500
5 = "atonement" *
7 = "completeness" *
17= "heaven" *
*because he says so
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05-20-2011, 09:53 PM
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I Slay Dragons
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Ah, I see where he got it wrong. He forgot to subtract one to honor the Hebrew god. That throws it off by like ten thousand years.
*high fives himself for making vague Indy reference*
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05-21-2011, 09:02 AM
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Brony 4 Life. Yo.
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Jesus on the cross = April 1
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Well there's the problem...
April Fools! 
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05-21-2011, 06:12 PM
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06-26-2011, 04:58 PM
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06-27-2011, 12:24 PM
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I'm only worth a piano?
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Originally Posted by ChAiNz.2da
Well there's the problem...
April Fools! |
Now we know why the religious elders got everyone to shout to free Barabbas. They just wanted to pull an April Fools prank on Jesus.
 
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06-27-2011, 06:50 PM
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A corgi chasing its tail in a small plastic kids pool.
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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06-27-2011, 07:45 PM
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VN02 mix
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In the neigborhood I was in, watching across and down the street, 2 guys, each holding garbage cans and charging at each other. On top of a hill bank. They both landed on their asses and tumbled down.
I love yard work.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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07-22-2011, 12:23 PM
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Brony 4 Life. Yo.
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07-22-2011, 10:59 PM
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The Dapper Zabrak
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My AT&T U-Verse account was suspended recently due to a billing issue. Since I had auto payment, I was kind of surprised. Anyways it was about a week until I was finally able to make the call. At one point during the call, the nice lady said to me "well you can always manage your bill, online at AT&T.com. (dramatic pause...) "No mam I can not manage my account online when I have lost the ability to be online, which was the original purpose of this phone call. Remember?"
Standards...
Oh and here is another...
For all of you who have AT&T, you have your account number memorized right? Yeah so it took the people at my local AT&T, an hour and a half, plus two phone calls...yes phone calls to retrieve my account number. Only then was I allowed to make a cash payment.
AT&T gets my lols for today, plus one big fat middle finger for ruining my Friday night plans.
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08-23-2011, 06:37 PM
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VN02 mix
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Someone half asleep at their job pouring the seemingly small remainder of a pitcher into a glass and that glass ending up flooding. I don't mean by a trickle, I mean by a momentary splashing waterfall.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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08-23-2011, 07:49 PM
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Get bent!
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Put my first vinyl album on. It was a single with one song and three remixes. It was a full 12" but I didn't know it was a 45. So when I put it on at 33 1/3 the song was unrecognizable, then a man started singing when I was expecting a woman...
I lol'd
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08-25-2011, 12:01 AM
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The Dapper Zabrak
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About a week ago, I shipped the bulk of my pre-owned PS2 inventory out to other stores, as the stuff was just collecting dust and not getting sold. So I finally pull the last of it off my sales floor, only to have people asking for it.
Last Saturday afternoon, an older guy comes in with his kid. "Where is your PS2?" Me: "I am sorry, we shipped it all out, and no longer carry it in my store!"
Customer: "When does PS3 come out?" Me: (awkward pause) "PS3 came out in 2007." Customer: "Well where is it?" Me: (another awkward pause) "Right behind you under the big sign that says "Playstation 3." Customer: "Do you have the systems in stock? Me: "Yes...several."
WTF?
Same day just prior to that conversation. Woman calls on the phone. "Do you have that one ring to rule them all?" My part timer took this call... She said; "you mean the Lord of the Rings games?" Customer: "no the actual ring!" Part timer: "no I am sorry, we don't have that." Me: "Did you tell her that Frodo threw into a volcano and it melted?" Her: "I wanted to tell her to contact Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, and Dr. Sheldon Cooper.(Big Bang Theory)"
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08-30-2011, 02:30 AM
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..the wonders I have seen
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08-30-2011, 01:27 PM
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NO GAMES
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leXX kicking acdcfanbill butt will make me lol.
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08-30-2011, 06:14 PM
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internet hate machine
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She'll come after me first, she always does XD
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09-02-2011, 03:12 AM
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..the wonders I have seen
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leXX kicking acdcfanbill butt will make me lol.
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apparntly lexx is too tired from rioting to kick any butts 
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09-15-2011, 08:11 PM
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Forum Mum
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*dons hoody and kicks Bill in the bollocks*
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09-23-2011, 09:18 AM
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..the wonders I have seen
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Bloody hoodies!
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09-28-2011, 03:43 AM
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I'm a ghost
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09-28-2011, 04:19 AM
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internet hate machine
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They probably listen to Creed *shudders*
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09-28-2011, 10:18 AM
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Brony 4 Life. Yo.
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09-28-2011, 06:56 PM
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