Man, I've had a light Mojo year, not one headline in the top 5 (not even sure how many news posts I've made in 2011, must just be a handful). Damn this new job.
Ugh, voted for the wrong one. "Absurd Monkey Island speculation originates from ambiguous Facebook remark, we spread it" gets my vote, instead of "Oh Guybrush, that IS the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen".