The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game

[Alkonium]

Good idea, especially if the diet plan also includes poison.

A cheap knockoff of Shreddies called Shredders.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea: People who made Shredder for TMNT will come after you for gimmick infringement.


Throwing excess food out your back door, knowing bunnies are living in your woodpile in the back yard.

[Alkonium]

Good idea. They need food to.

Shooting a policeman, stealing his helmet, going to the toilet in his helmet, sending it to his grieving widow, and then stealing it again.

[Darth Avlectus]

Excellent idea: you should write background stories and missions for games like GTA or Saint's Row, or something like that.

Stealing something stealthily to gift for prospective hoebag conquests (claiming you bought it for them, of course), then when you are done defiling them for all they are worth, stealing it back.

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"Bitch I didn't buy you that, I *stole* you that, then I stole it back" (--Violent J, ICP)

[Totenkopf]

Good idea if you like being an evil prick and are shtupping a wallfolwer and not some psycho.

Forcing EA and Bioware to "fix" ME3.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. Anything that could convince them probably counts as terrorism.

My last post was a reference to this.

Using a fire extinguisher marked "Made in Britain".

[Darth Avlectus]

Neutral: I'm not one to necessarily prejudge a product...umm, I'll say good if it has been properly maintained and bad if it hasn't...

@Alk:

This as a ringtone.

[Alkonium]

Good idea, if you want several fists to the face every time you need to take a call.

And my last post was a reference to this

Using this as a ringtone.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: Nothing lets people know that you care like a good time.


Buying a hacked NES cartridge for the sake of having your favorite rom hack on console and to call it a collectible of a special kind.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. I'm pretty sure that doesn't constitute a collector's item.

Shouting "Prepare yourself, Narnia!" whenever you open a wardrobe.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad Idea: IIRC the wardrobe fell over and squished somebody...or so is the impression I got from gmod idiot box.

A hated cousin...
-dude has 4 sisters and all of them have a scar in the same place on same eyebrow from him getting pissed off and hitting them at one point
-dude always does something to get younger family members to hurt themselves for his amusement
-dude is not sorry and "doesn't have attitude", it's just your problem
-dude is 6'0" tall, 245 lbs, worked construction all his life, mid 40s, massive thick arms
-dude has brawled and can take 20 hits to the head that would knock out anyone else just like a drunk mexican
-dude is a know it all, and hits you if you try to disprove him

Taking police X-26 taser, prod him and hold it on for about 1 minute.
While he is incapacitated, taking a 15 amp angle grinder to his scalp, let it catch, and leave its trigger stuck on.
Kick him in the balls while he's down.
Walk away and let him save himself...I mean he's a construction worker afterall so he can handle himself even if the grinder wheel goes through bricks and steel.
?????????
Profit.

[Totenkopf]

Good idea if it's a really slow day and you've nothing better to do or just likely a bloody good time.

Wrecking a Holiday Inn and and saying you're related to the late Keith Moon.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: Sounds like a contingency plan.

Connecting an electrolytic capacitor to DC power backwards.

[Totenkopf]

Shockingly bad idea.......unless you're just auditioning for a role in a new Jackass movie.

Scamming a scammer.

[Darth Avlectus]

Only a good idea if you can out scam him...Otherwise a better idea would be to simply brain him.

Pissing off serious gamers.

[Totenkopf]

Not generally a good idea unless you know they're your bitches no matter what you do.

Saying "what?" to Jules Winnfield while he's powerless to stop you.

[Alkonium]

Great idea. I love getting people frustrated like that.

Making Jules Winnfield say "What" several times, and then shooting him.

[Darth Avlectus]

*guns ready* <PLAF! PLAF! PLAF! PLAF! PLAF! PLAF! PLAF! PLAF!>
Bad Idea: Nice try mothaf***ah.


Propping up Charlie Rangel as a model of ethical financial behavior.

[Alkonium]

Good idea, if you're taking the "What not to do" approach.

Shouting Wuld Nah Kest while atop the Throat of the World.

[purifier]

Experimental idea? I guess, if your talking about shouting the words and dashing to some other point in the game. I'm not really sure if it's a good idea or bad idea, Alk, since I'm not into the Elder Scrolls game. (but I have a feeling you've already done it, if that's what your talking about.)





Driving your speed boat in a circle as fast as it will go to create a whirlpool.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. Odds are if you pull it off, you'll get caught in it.

Swapping someone's guacamole dip with wasabi as a prank.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea with discretion. I actually know of an instance or two of that happening.


Getting games specifically for teabagging other players.

[Alkonium]

Neutral idea. Noone will know the difference, but it seems kind of like a scumbag thing to do.

Running in an election with the campaign promise of "Chainsawing the Red Tape".

[Hallucination]

Good idea. It won't lead to any real change, but it might make future political buzzwords more interesting.

Running an election campaign by challenging all your rivals in a marathon.

[purifier]

Good idea. That will also eliminate the hackers from the non-hackers. Leaders must be strong physically, not just mentally.






How about this: Also, as part of those election campaigns, making our canididates participate in TV game shows like Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune. Only the grand prize is not money, just votes for who has the most brains.

[Alkonium]

It has merits, but it also seems undemocratic.

A business where once a month, one randomly chosen employee is fired for no reason, regardless of their standing in the company.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea: That kind of thing looming over workers' heads in today's western societies is rather counter productive.
Now if we're talking about in China, onthe other hand, I believe that is their MO.


Dousing Sweet Tooth's hair and beating the living crap out of him.

[Totenkopf]

Good idea......he desperately needs a beatdown (as do all clowns......esp of the @ss variety )

Taking over EA and making them more customer/player friendly.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea. Just on principle.


Taking a piss in the boiler of your high school's boiler room on the last day of your senior year. (true story)

[Alkonium]

Good idea. What are they going to do about it.

Packing your workplace's microwave full of eggs, and setting it to run for 99:99 on your last day.

[Hallucination]

Depends on whether or not you mind burning bridges at this workplace. Or filling bridges with exploded eggs, if you want to get technical.

Wrapping your friend's car in saran wrap and painting it the most ugly shade of his favourite colour for his birthday.

[Totenkopf]

Neutral, actually, but sounds like a lot of work.

Paying an illegal $3 to do it for you.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, especially if it's with a $3 bill.

Reading A Game of Thrones to children at a Daycare.

[Totenkopf]

Could be a good idea, but depends on how you do it. Kids aren't gonna remember a lot of stuff anyway (with their short attention spans and all).

Acting out scenes from A Game of Thrones to a hostage audience, er I mean a bunch of kids, at daycare.

[Alkonium]

Really bad idea. That's how you scar kids for life.

Buying ridiculous amounts of nonfunctioning video game paraphernalia (including consoles, cases, discs, cartridges, and controllers) in order to build the Throne of Games.

[purifier]

Sounds like a expensive idea, but hey...if you got the money, I don't see why not.




Creating a Red Forman club, where every new member has to recieve a foot up the ass for their initiation as a club member.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. If that's initiation, I'd hate to see what reprimanding is like.

Touching MC Hammer.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: History has proven MC was indeed touchable. At least in the records of rap sense...what you might be referring to might be a different story because I can never be too sure ...not with the likes of Alkonium.

Finding that chunk of meteorite that crashed near me.

[Alkonium]

Good idea. If it's dangerous, you'll then know where to avoid. If it's not, you'll know where to retrieve it from.

Mixing Decaf and espresso together as a substitute for regular coffee.

[Totenkopf]

Only a good idea if there's no more regular coffee.

Pantsing the principal during an assembly.