Excuse me, but did you say "Zork?" Nobody is intelligent enough to say "Zork" but me, of course!
Actually, the "Zork" adventure game series is one of my favorites.
In fact, I should of named myself "Zork" instead of LV but I wasn't really thinkin'.
"The Bible can be a noun or an abreviation.
(B)asic (I)nfo (B)efore (L)eaving (E) arth"
"-Zork on The Bible
"Confidence is a two-way sort of deal. If you are confident you will do well and you don't, you'll be regretful. If you're confident you'll do well and you do, then where's the suprise? But if you're negative about it, and you do not do well, you'll know that it was coming, and if you're negative and you do do well, you'll be excited!'
-Zork on Confidence
"No, I didn't break the lamp. I was at Timmy's House. Huh? Oh yeah, Timmy moved... That's right. Well, I was at Ryan's house.
-Zork on Honesty
"The world is nothing but a giant round soccer ball, just wating, waiting, to explode. Then, out of the blue, it will EXPLODE!"
Zork on Philosphy
"I'm 20% me, 20% Mom, 21% Dad, 8% Mike Tyson, and 30% Mr. Personality. Umm, where's the other 1%?
Zork on Math