Well...I don't know any priests, personally. In fact, I don't know ANY church people.
I do, however, know a strange dude named "Ozone" who claims to have met Jesus at a bus stop.
(Joking. Actually, my dad and stepmom are church elders, my mom has taken up Kundalini Maha Yoga and I'm a simple mystic, myself.
"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."
--Imladil the Fearful
"Whose parrot is this?"