Do not use the plastic bags in close proximity to fire!
The paper ones catch fire as well, but they don't stick to you like some kind of horrific napalm. Burning. Burning...
'Pretty swallow cuts,
The dawn falls open in twain...
Sun may rise today.'
--Some long-eared freak with a sword
Zoom's spaceshuttle landing video
(This is what happens when you let a rebel fighter pilot land expensive government hardware...)