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Old 06-08-2014, 05:54 PM   #41
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Old 06-08-2014, 08:51 PM   #42
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What the hell?
It's something American GI's in Vietnam did while flying over hostile territory, because the bullets were coming from below.

So they wouldn't get their balls shot off.


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Old 06-09-2014, 07:44 PM   #43
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So why not just get one of those crotch support pad things like they use in some sports?


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Old 06-09-2014, 08:14 PM   #44
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*(Takes a Kevlar helmet, a plastic athletic cup, a video camera and his Walther out to the range for some scientific testing. Records the whole thing and posts it on Youtube.)*

See? Plastic cup versus 9mm...no chance.


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Old 06-10-2014, 04:27 AM   #45
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So make it an iron cup and repeat the experiment, with a youtube link this time!


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Old 06-10-2014, 12:45 PM   #46
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If you wear an iron cup out in the hot sun, you won't be able to sire offspring.


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Old 06-10-2014, 04:51 PM   #47
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Ah but with some extra padding I believe it would be feasible!

....why the **** are we still talking about balls?

I notice only like one or two people have actually contributed to the topic of this thread i.e. guess what others would've been arrested for


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Old 06-10-2014, 04:57 PM   #48
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You're under arrest for talking about balls.
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Old 06-13-2014, 03:24 PM   #49
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No one gets arrested for talking about balls.

Though I just remembered I got fist bumped by a drunk guy today...


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Old 06-13-2014, 03:35 PM   #50
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Old 06-13-2014, 08:21 PM   #51
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What does that have to do with balls?


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Old 06-13-2014, 08:58 PM   #52
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Hopefully nothing... o_O




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Old 06-15-2014, 09:11 AM   #53
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Nothing! I was still weirded out by the day's events when I posted that, don't worry, no relation whatsoever to balls.


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