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Old 07-23-2014, 02:29 AM   #41
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Hack his password and post for him.

But that would be stupid. It would still be us posting...

Get some random weirdo, name him 'Thrick' and have him join the forum.

WAIT. Make it a chick--a real hot one. Make her Japanese and name her 'Booty Call.' And...give her a propensity for nude selfies. Also make her a hacker.

Yes. That would do it.


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Old 07-23-2014, 02:30 AM   #42
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New page.

I get to make a wish.
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Old 07-23-2014, 06:39 AM   #43
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That's just an urban myth, no such thing as new page wishes.


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Old 07-23-2014, 02:38 PM   #44
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Then why are there drunken sorority girls in my house?
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Old 07-23-2014, 03:51 PM   #45
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Old 07-24-2014, 02:29 AM   #46
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Dammit. Okay, girls...get out.

Out! I'm sure taxicabs will be arriving soon.

I never get to have any fun.


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Old 07-26-2014, 05:55 AM   #47
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Old 07-26-2014, 03:16 PM   #48
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I did actually creep a girl out once. We hit it off at work, went to my place to hang out...and she got up and left abruptly after about twenty minutes. The next day she admitted that the swords were scarey, and it had more to do with an unfortunate incident in her childhood than me.

However, that was a singular occurrence. Most women think my collection is tasteful and manly.


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Old 07-26-2014, 08:06 PM   #49
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I did actually creep a girl out once. We hit it off at work, went to my place to hang out...and she got up and left abruptly after about twenty minutes. The next day she admitted that the swords were scarey, and it had more to do with an unfortunate incident in her childhood than me.

However, that was a singular occurrence. Most women think my collection is tasteful and manly.
I don't believe this for a second Zoom....







....like you only creeped a girl out ONCE!


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Old 07-27-2014, 03:07 AM   #50
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Well, sometimes I get a funny look when I break out the handcuffs. Usually they're pretty drunk and high by then.


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Old 07-27-2014, 07:17 AM   #51
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....like you only creeped a girl out ONCE!
Have to agree with that!

I mean, how many of those girls admiring your "manliness" were sober?


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Old 08-06-2014, 04:29 AM   #52
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They were all impressed by the length of his shiny weapon though.


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Old 08-06-2014, 04:16 PM   #53
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I do have it professionally polished.
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Old 08-06-2014, 08:21 PM   #54
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Old 08-20-2014, 06:10 PM   #55
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Old 08-23-2014, 06:04 PM   #56
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-You should've seen my mother.
-She was a large woman I take it?
-She had a picture of Monkey Island tattooed on her butt!
-So?
-Actual size.
-Ew!
Couldn't resist.


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