Ok, here we go:
"MY dental plan? Why do you ask?"
"Hey moron, put out that cigarette before... "
"Aw nuts! I had to do a psychological profile
and wait 3 days to get that gun!"
"Yeah, yeah, I know...
I make this suit look good!"
"...Actually, I planned to go to beauty college."
"Blast 'em!! Oh who am I kidding, we NEVER hit anything!"
CREW GUY: "Come on... read it!"
TROOPER: "I don't want to... it's dumb!"
CREW GUY: "Well, too bad! George says you have to read what's on the board here. It's for the sponsors."
TROOPER: "Crap, this is sooo embarrassing...
Hi, my name is Kevin. You know, working in the hot sun all day and wearing this stormtrooper outfit can be tough; especially when it comes to... jock itch... "
Damn, those are funny.
Ok, I'm done.