did you know...

Kylilin · 01-22-2002, 12:37 PM

Did you know .........

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in their head.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a milisecond.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti
Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.

In average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times
and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or
received a telephone call.

Rats and horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel
in your head or neck and die. if you keep your eyes open
by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have
over million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria
in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does
Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations,
implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Thirtyfive percent of the people who use personal ads for
dating are already married.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people
sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping,
eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Pedro The Hutt · 01-22-2002, 12:47 PM

One thing's for sure.. I'll give up on sleeping O_o

***Boba Rhett*** · 01-22-2002, 01:10 PM

I'm tired of hearing about the duck thing. Their quacks DO echo. That's how sound works. No to ways about it.

LOL! I did try and lick my elbow! AHAHAHHAA!

*obi* · 01-22-2002, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kylilin
Did you know .........

In average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times
and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

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I guess im under average........................................... .......way below............................................. ......

oninosensi · 01-22-2002, 03:50 PM

Elbow lickers unite!!

The Seeker · 01-22-2002, 05:20 PM

Well, I guess I am one of the 25% that didn't try to lick their elbow. HaHa, no elbow lickers here eh heh, um nope *slinks away in shame.

*GonkH8er* · 01-24-2002, 08:40 AM

ahaha i tried too! oh no! hahahhaa

BeastMaster · 01-25-2002, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kylilin
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

Did you know that the reason turkeys have to be raised indoors is because, if it starts to rain, they'll look up and drown?

Disclaimer: I mean domestic turkeys; the result of 1000s of years of selective breeding. Wild turkeys are actually quite clever.

And mean.

Quote:

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does
Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations,
implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

It's also illegal to "knowingly detonate a thermonuclear device within the city limits of *mumblemumble* AZ." (I'm not making this up.)

I'm glad there's that "knowingly" clause in there. :rolleyess

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In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

I'd much rather that than be eaten by 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

Kylilin · 01-26-2002, 11:22 AM

another fact about domestic turkeys, if you do not limit how much food you give them, they will eat themselves to death...

Wombat3 · 01-26-2002, 05:38 PM

supposedly fish will do that to

***Boba Rhett*** · 01-26-2002, 07:06 PM

Time for some experimenting......

BeastMaster · 01-27-2002, 02:38 PM

Yeah; let's find a

and keep giving him/her food until they 'splode.