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Old 04-21-2002, 07:02 AM   #41
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Ebuchednezzar: Is that true? I never had the guts to choke someone infront of his comrades.
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Old 04-21-2002, 09:00 AM   #42
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Do they just stand there til they starve to death in typical stormtrooper style

*ROOOOFL*

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Old 04-21-2002, 09:03 AM   #43
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Old 04-21-2002, 09:46 AM   #44
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When Obi-Wan said imperials were precise he meant sand troopers, they ride big lizards and are therefore infinitely better.
Is it just me or while reading this post don't you just get a mental image of the Stormies lining up on parade, and the officers goin' around turning their guns the right way round.
Dumbest Storm Trooper Moment Ever:
I force pulled 1 on a ledge on Bespin. He stood up said
"Surround Him"
And then turned and ran off the ledge...
Landing on an already weakened officer below killing him and sending another group into disarray.
I had to pause the game while I laughed at that
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Old 04-22-2002, 08:22 AM   #45
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lol eddie4000

so let me get this straight....the sandtroopers were infinately more accurate because they were on a big lizard? thats some funny stuff.

oh and that bit about the stormtrooper parade made me choke on my sandwich. cheers for that.

The BEST example of Stormtrooper stupidity is in ROTJ, when Han Solo runs up behind one and taps it on the shoulder, then quickly darts off the other way. Instead of shooting him, he chases Han only to run into a group of about 20 Rebels. The way he comes skidding to a halt just makes my day...you can almost hear him say "oh son of a bi...."

oh and another example...when luke and leia are on that platform about to swing across that massive gap in ANH, and the door behind them opens just a fraction....WHY DID NONE OF THE STORMTROOPERS JUST STICK THEIR GUN UNDER AND SHOOT LUKE IN THE ANKELS???

if they had, he would have died, and then the Empire wouldn't have fallen etc etc. Those few 'Troopers were responsible for the entire destruction of the Galactic Empire, not Luke. Idiots.


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Old 04-22-2002, 08:26 AM   #46
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Drill Sargeant: "WHERE ARE YOU FROM TROOPER???"

Trooper 1: "Tatooine SIR!!!"

Drill Sargeant: "TANTOOINE? YOU KNOW WHAT COMES FROM TANTOOINE DONTCHA???

Drill Sargeant: "HOW TALL ARE YOU TROOPER???"

Trooper 2: "6'1" SIR"

Drill Sargeant: "I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED BANTHA SH!T THAT HIGH!"


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Old 04-22-2002, 10:18 AM   #47
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BUMP


Why bump? because of this thread:

Power_Ed's thread
It is, frankly a work of pure genius.

if you are at all interested in Star Wars (why else would ya be here huh?), great comedy and appreciate someone else's work (which you will...its THAT good), go check this out. Power_Ed, we salute you, you are one funny dude.


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Old 04-22-2002, 10:49 AM   #48
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if they're are 10 stormtrooper and you kill 9 of them, the last one alway go "surround him"

LOL

who? who shall surround him? you'r buddy's are dead pal
Ahhh the weapon of propaganda. he is trying to persuade you there are more baddies than you think. A Jedi with a saber and force grip near a large canyon is usually dissapointed to find out that indeed he was the last stormtrooper.

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Old 04-22-2002, 04:50 PM   #49
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Stormtrooper stupidity?

Hmm... They do tend to be slightly strange, although what takes the biscotti for me is on the Nar Shaddaa streets level, moving along a walkway, two Weequay run out and promptly try ropeless bungee-jumping. A new JKII sport, perhaps...


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Old 04-22-2002, 06:06 PM   #50
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I think that stormtroopers have some sort of operation where they take out his brain!

Although I do wish that they said, "You're not authorized in this area!" like in Dark Forces. It's quite fun when they say that.
Stormtrooper: "You're not authorized in this area!"
Kyle: "Here's my authorization!"

BAM!!


Stormtrooper are stupid, but I think that the dumbest thing I have ever seen was done by a Weequay. I was playing the first Nar Shaadda level again and I shot the det pack on the glass walkway (before the room with the elecrified water) and the weequay walking back and forth up there proceeded to walk RIGHT OFF THE EDGE! LOL!! It was so funny!


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Old 04-22-2002, 09:31 PM   #51
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The BEST example of Stormtrooper stupidity is in ROTJ, when Han Solo runs up behind one and taps it on the shoulder, then quickly darts off the other way. Instead of shooting him, he chases Han only to run into a group of about 20 Rebels. The way he comes skidding to a halt just makes my day...you can almost hear him say "oh son of a bi...."



LOL thats damn funny!!!
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Old 04-22-2002, 11:43 PM   #52
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someone was telling me that their armour can't be hit by bullets or something, thats why they use lasers. I dunno how true that is
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Old 04-23-2002, 10:07 PM   #53
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BUMP DIDDLEY UMP DUMP BUMP BUMP


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Old 04-23-2002, 10:26 PM   #54
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incidently has anyone ever been able to fight that reborn in the dark multi story glass floored cylinder thingo in the reactor bit?
everytime i go near him he calls me a coward and then fearlessly flings himself off the platform to his death
That happened to me today. I kept reloading because I wanted to fight him (that is my favorite spot to duel a reborn in the game). He continually ran off the edge!


As far as stormtroopers go, today I was in the cairn level where you have to fight the ATST and a few stormies. Noticing the stormies were all standing very close to the ATST, I killed the ATST and it collapsed on top of one of the poor troopers, killing him.
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Old 04-24-2002, 02:03 AM   #55
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Thumbs up Those lovable guys in plastic

Grip 3 + saber throw... toasty!

Another great thing is on the Swamp levels, I basically ran through and pulled away all the troopers weapons, but didn't kill them. Then I went back and pretended I was taking them all prisoner.

This is where the fists (weaponnum 14 cheat) rocks. Ka-pow! Right in the kisser!

Another fun thing is Mind Tricking the Officer manning those huge turret guns.. and watching them lay waste to their comrades and walkers. ; )

One time I mind tricked a trooper and he shot his captain and the officer in the room, and I heard him say afterward "I hope I get a commendation for this!"
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Old 04-25-2002, 04:23 PM   #56
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LMAO...i can never get enough of this one... Its in ANH when R2 and 3PO are in the control room thing and the stormtroopers are trying to bust in. As the group of troopers walk in, you see one of the troopers in the background on the right hit his head on the top of the door. Its frikkin hilarious...i can just hear him saying "damn helmet!!!"
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Old 04-25-2002, 04:55 PM   #57
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i found the pic of it...hehe
http://www.blueharvest.net/images/bl...ooper-bump.jpg
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Old 04-25-2002, 06:54 PM   #58
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I've been able to fight that rebonr before. the trick is to stay as close as possibel to teh elevator, otherwise he over judeges and over jumps you position right off into the abyss


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Old 04-26-2002, 02:25 PM   #59
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how come nobody has BUMP ed this thred damnit?


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Old 04-26-2002, 06:56 PM   #60
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Get this.... You know where your in the Carin bay, and you open the forcefield and suck out a bunch of troopers? well, i did that, and the very last one floated by screaming "YOUR SURROUNDED! GIVE UP!"
I had the SAME thing happen and I lost it. As I open the airlock into space and they go flying by, one of them shouts "Hey! You there!" I laughed so hard at that.


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Old 04-26-2002, 07:28 PM   #61
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Anyone know what happens if you leave a surrendering stormtrooper alone? Come to think of it, I've killed them all. Do they just stand there til they starve to death in typical stormtrooper style, do they run, or do they refuse to accept your mercy, stealing your lightsaber and castrating themselves with it?
Actually if you Force Pull their guns away from them and leave them lying on the ground near the stormtrooper and then wander away for a bit the stormie will pick his gun back up and start shooting at you again. Ungrateful bastards.[
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Old 04-27-2002, 06:45 PM   #62
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I know its not really stormy stupidity, but has anyone else notices if you put the dismmeber cheat on, stand near a stormy, crouch, and pull him, he flies over the top of you, chopping himself in half on your saber a you go....

And i love it how stormies even surrender with thier wepoans, see pic below:

PS: Pic is kyle using a Thermal Detonator as a "warning" of Stormie Ball crunching!! Hey, you there


Edit: This pic is not made in photoshop just so as you know, was my test level from JKradient with spawned ppl in it


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Old 04-27-2002, 07:21 PM   #63
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LOL This is so entertaining. I love it when they say 'You there, stop where you are' half the time I'm standing still. I still say that my favorite Stormie kill is grip force jump, release, they come crashing down with this awesome scream and a truly satisfying crunch.


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Old 04-27-2002, 11:31 PM   #64
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AWwwwwww. poor scared little stormies



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Old 04-28-2002, 09:57 AM   #65
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Ok, ok, hands up, who farted?


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Old 04-28-2002, 03:20 PM   #66
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I think Raven didn't watch ANH closely....

The stormtroopers in that were ordered to shoot to miss, and they wanted the falcon to escape so they could trace it to the rebel base.


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Old 04-28-2002, 04:45 PM   #67
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wow, how do you scare the stormies?




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Old 04-28-2002, 05:20 PM   #68
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Get this.... You know where your in the Carin bay, and you open the forcefield and suck out a bunch of troopers? well, i did that, and the very last one floated by screaming "YOUR SURROUNDED! GIVE UP!"


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enough said!
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Old 04-28-2002, 06:05 PM   #69
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Force pull = takes weapons
No weapons = Scared storimes


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Old 04-28-2002, 07:20 PM   #70
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When Obi-Wan said imperials were precise he meant sand troopers, they ride big lizards and are therefore infinitely better.
Is it just me or while reading this post don't you just get a mental image of the Stormies lining up on parade, and the officers goin' around turning their guns the right way round.
Dumbest Storm Trooper Moment Ever:
I force pulled 1 on a ledge on Bespin. He stood up said
"Surround Him"
And then turned and ran off the ledge...
Landing on an already weakened officer below killing him and sending another group into disarray.
I had to pause the game while I laughed at that
LOL

it always makes me laugh when you walk into a room w/ a stormtrooper and he starts shooting... every shot, you block back into him w/ ur saber, but he keeps shooting... it ends up being:

*shot*
"aah"
*shot*
"aaaah"
*shot*
"aaaaaaaah"

and the stormie drops dead...

it's also great to force grip they're commander, block shots w/ him, and then watch the stormies retreat after shooting up their own leader

reborn are also pretty dumb... more than once, they've yelled "do you fear me?" shortly b4 taking gallant leaps off of high ledges...

and my favorite w/ a reborn had to be (somewhat) early in the game, where you face two reborn (first time against more than one) in a large plaza... since your powers aren't that great at this point, i spent a fair amount of time dueling w/ these two...

finally, one of them yelled "the force betrays you" before the two of them landed clean hits... on each other!! i had dismemberment on, and i watched both drop dead, one severed at the torso, and the other w/ his head flying as my own character stood passively 5 feet away... i was cracking up for 'bout 5 min. after that
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