You know, when I first started reading this thread I thought "Oh jesus, another f***ing whiner. I'm gonna have to stop and flame his sorry butt into next week, but it's late and I'm tired, but someone has to do it now, or he'll go away thinking he's right..."
But then I hit the second paragraph, and I though "huh, this guys must be playing a joke..." (It's late ok?).
Hit the third paragraph, and I just had to laugh. You have accurately summed up the majority of the patch complaints I've seen, into one neat little package. Thanks.