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08-17-2001, 11:23 PM
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An ewok begain to munch on his spleen! The dark jedi quickly made it into steaks with his lightsaber.
"Eat that one!" The dark jedi yelled, pointing at the dangling Solo.
Just then, the hoard of evil cutsy ewoks jumped up and-
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08-19-2001, 01:23 AM
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Ran out the door without thanking her. Lie was furious so she decided to go on a mission by herself to get back at Han for not thanking her for the cookie.
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08-19-2001, 01:23 AM
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Ran out the door without thanking her. Leia was furious so she decided to go on a mission by herself to get back at Han for not thanking her for the cookie.
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08-19-2001, 05:56 PM
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Leia decided it would be could to make han jealous by doing the same thing as she'd done before.........kissing luke.
han heard about this wherever he was and said-
"Always in motion, the futures is." Yoda, ESB.
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08-19-2001, 11:14 PM
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"D*** it! That's it I'm killing that Flyswater kid!"
To which luke replied "You will find that I can still fight!"
Looking at him Han said "With what? Your head?!"
Han raised his blaster and blasted Luke into a smoldering heap. 
Returning his blaster to his holster he....
*Stormtrooper commander in front of his troop of stormtroopers walks up to general*
Commander: "We have succesfully defeated those two wookie armies."
*An Ewok starts throwing pebbles*
Stormtroopers: "AAAAAHHHHHGGGGG!"
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08-20-2001, 12:58 PM
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Spontaniously combusted.
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08-20-2001, 02:37 PM
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Leia freaked and went to go jump off a planet.
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08-21-2001, 11:13 AM
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at which point luke's ghost appeared and shouted:
"NO LEIA, DON'T DO IT!"
"Always in motion, the futures is." Yoda, ESB.
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08-21-2001, 02:13 PM
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Then Leia sighed and said "But..."
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08-21-2001, 02:48 PM
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"Han's gone!" she sobbed.
"No I'm not!" said a voice.
Leia turned and saw Han the Ghost. Han saw Luke and said, "I could bash your ghostly head in, but right now, Darth Vader is planning to assassinate Leia.
Leia and Luke gasped and Leia said...
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08-21-2001, 04:31 PM
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"I need to call the Ghostbusters I see!"
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08-28-2001, 01:07 PM
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at which point the green slimy thing came onto the scene, saw leia and immediately started trying to 'ride' her.
Leia screamed and said-
"Always in motion, the futures is." Yoda, ESB.
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08-28-2001, 01:33 PM
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"Help me, OnlyOneCanoli, your my only hope!"
At which point she slapped the green goo getting fresh with her, and succeded in only coverinng herself more.
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08-29-2001, 11:13 PM
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And suddenly the Ghostbusters showed up, and blasted her to atoms with their cosmic nuclear ion backpack devices that had caused another universe to collapse.
"Oops" said Spanglesh, and turned to Bill Murry and said:
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