Um, if it isn't the patch, do you suppose you just aren't doing it right? It took me forever to figure out that you line them all up straight on the right side, then stick your scythe in it and then open the door. I think it took me three hours to figure out that I had to use the scythe.
That Neko Punk Gurl you keep seeing everywhere? Yeah, that's me! BOO!
"If my arms weren't wrapped up in this stupid white coat, I'd come over there and kick your arse!"