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Rhett Vs Obi-Wan 13 25 62.50%
Jed Vs Jokemaster 0 0%
TheHobGoblin Vs Topshot 2 5.00%
Dath Maximus Vs IG-64 1 2.50%
ET Warrior Vs MMMPIE! 5 12.50%
SkinWalker Vs Arcylic 3 7.50%
Astrotoy7 Vs Kain 4 10.00%
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Old 03-08-2004, 12:37 AM   #1
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Okay this is a game thread here is how it goes.

I put a poll for who you want to fight (two people from the forums).
next, We all vote for the match we want to see.
third, Whoever wins the voting have to do a battle.

Gladitors notes*

Number of post you have is your life.

You have 4 energy points (every match you win gives a point, and recharges whole bar)

NO DOUBLE POST

Combo (4 basic moves in any order cost all energy)

(combo can involve using a move twice, thriwce, or for times)

Basic moves damages are:
Jab: 10 damage
Kick: 15 damge 1 energy
Strong punch: 20 damage 3 energy
Low Blow: 20 damges + Half damage from attacker bonus (Their attack is half it's damage) Yet uses half your bar no matter how many energy points.

Lead up move uses all energy plus 10 life (lead up moves are when you do 2 basic moves then followed by a special with twice the damage)


Rules for the Gladitors
1. Make up a special move (all specials do 40 damage, uses 2 energy.
2. No flaming! I'll see if desqualfication is needed. Like I'm a Mod..
3. When you win this, you will be the forum CHAMPION!
The rest of us can cheer for our favorite fighter after this match later I'll make the Champione fight where people fight in mutiple matches to get a shot at the Champion. I'll explain better if anyone doesn't understand it.

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Old 03-08-2004, 12:49 AM   #2
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Goooo...ummm.......ahhh....BANANA, no thats not it...


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Goooo Rhett vs obi-wan13!





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Old 03-08-2004, 12:54 AM   #3
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haha obi and rhett most def... they got some grudges from the forum pic collection




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Old 03-08-2004, 01:00 AM   #4
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himm maybe that might be the winning one, I just gotta wait for more...
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Old 03-08-2004, 01:11 AM   #5
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Me vs. Jed? OH ****!
*posts like hell*
*votes for Rhett VS. obi.*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 03-08-2004, 01:33 AM   #6
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Let's see.......the dude who hath dubbed himself to be the "Ultimate Badass" vs. the resident spider-fan. Odds are definitely against me.......

I'll cheer for Jokemaster, even though I polled for myself to go against ol' Hobby.


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Old 03-08-2004, 01:37 AM   #7
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I think I can tell whos going to win here...


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Old 03-08-2004, 01:37 AM   #8
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LET MORTAL KOMBAT BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kombat music plays in background and the 'toasty' guy pops out the corner*

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Old 03-08-2004, 01:44 AM   #9
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Let's see.......the dude who hath dubbed himself to be the "Ultimate Badass" vs. the resident spider-fan. Odds are definitely against me.......

I'll cheer for Jokemaster, even though I polled for myself to go against ol' Hobby.
I doubt it but maybe another day.
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Old 03-08-2004, 01:50 AM   #10
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Me vs. MMMPIE? Where did THAT come from?



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Old 03-08-2004, 01:54 AM   #11
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hey some of these are random lol
I'm aiming for 15 votes for one thing for it to win
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Old 03-08-2004, 11:09 AM   #12
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Let the best janitor win *Votes for Obi VS. Rhett*


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the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe,
are challenged by this point of pale light.
Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.
In our obscurity – in all this vastness – there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
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Old 03-08-2004, 12:22 PM   #13
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hey, I have no beef with the Kainster ! I would have a swipe at that flying fiend Crow tho (j/k Crow, you da man !)

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Old 03-08-2004, 12:28 PM   #14
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None of those fights interests me, we all know the fat janitor will get beat up, no matter how much he thinks he is superman....

What about lexxy and STTCT, c'mon who'd like to see a LF CATFIGHT !! Mmmmmrrrreeeeoooowwww ! (sorry ladies)

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Old 03-08-2004, 02:54 PM   #15
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Quote:
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Me vs. MMMPIE? Where did THAT come from?
Yay! i get to fight the forum pacifist!!!


I say Rhett vs Obi13




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Old 03-08-2004, 04:02 PM   #16
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Rhett vs Obi13


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Old 03-08-2004, 04:31 PM   #17
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i guess i'm the only one who voted for astrotoy vs kain.. anyways why not a lucasforums battle? That would be much nicer
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Old 03-08-2004, 04:40 PM   #18
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you know what i think would be better?
if they traded insults for like 10 posts and then we voted to who should win.
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Old 03-08-2004, 05:58 PM   #19
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rhett vs. obi

just because everyone else did
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Old 03-08-2004, 07:58 PM   #20
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Okay thats it! Rhett and Obi will fight. Now to tell them!
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Old 03-08-2004, 09:03 PM   #21
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I got 1000 gil on obi!

*secretly puts 100 on Rhett*

Hey... i'll win either way




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Old 03-08-2004, 09:04 PM   #22
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*walks in bare assed nekkid and oiling himself up*


All right what's this all about and why did it interrupt my bare assed oiling?

*puts some clothes on*

Oh, I gotta wrestle someone? Ok, so what do I do now?
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Old 03-08-2004, 09:07 PM   #23
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*walks in bare assed nekkid and oiling himself up*


All right what's this all about and why did it interrupt my bare assed oiling?

*puts some clothes on*

Oh, I gotta wrestle someone? Ok, so what do I do now?
read the top Rhett, now for Obi to put the mop away and put on some brace nuckles.
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Old 03-08-2004, 09:23 PM   #24
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Who voted for me....

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Old 03-08-2004, 09:28 PM   #25
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Who voted for me....

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My pacisfism only extends to actual killing. I'll still knock the crap out of you
ROFL
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Old 03-08-2004, 09:33 PM   #26
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Dath Maximus?

...

oh well, go Rhett!
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Old 03-08-2004, 10:11 PM   #27
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My pacisfism only extends to actual killing. I'll still knock the crap out of you
Damn >.<



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Old 03-08-2004, 11:38 PM   #28
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well still waiting for Obi, anyhow

When you post your attack first post what kind of attack you did (If a combo, say what moves are in it or if you did a lead up move say what basic move you did) then after posting your attack, under it write your enemies life after the attack so we can keep track.
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Old 03-09-2004, 02:51 AM   #29
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Oh man, Come on....I'm Clark Kent......


*yawns and Rhett and a few bystanders are blown away*

oops.





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Old 03-09-2004, 02:57 AM   #30
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Okay the two are ready?
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Old 03-09-2004, 03:02 AM   #31
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Rhett, use your Tic Tac launcher!
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Old 03-09-2004, 03:06 AM   #32
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Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 03-09-2004, 03:10 AM   #33
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I guess my special move could be "heat vision."

You know, shooting hot flames out of my eyes....

heh heh.....

Even though I hardly call this a fair fight, since Rhett has almost 4000 more HP then I do.....

Even though we joined at the same time....

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Old 03-09-2004, 03:10 AM   #34
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Tip Obi try moves in a order to even his life to yours....
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Old 03-09-2004, 07:56 AM   #35
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Quote:
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...My pacisfism only extends to actual killing. I'll still knock the crap out of you
well, that's almost oxymoronic , isn't it.....

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Old 03-09-2004, 08:44 PM   #36
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I guess my special move could be "heat vision."

You know, shooting hot flames out of my eyes....

heh heh.....

Even though I hardly call this a fair fight, since Rhett has almost 4000 more HP then I do.....

Even though we joined at the same time....

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Old 03-09-2004, 10:20 PM   #37
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No... not a spammer. I just chose not to desert the forums like some people did.

That's right. I said it.
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Old 03-09-2004, 10:22 PM   #38
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I think obi chickened out

anyway... Yeah alot of people left the swamps... Traitor
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Old 03-09-2004, 11:16 PM   #39
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Rhett, that was cold. DEAD cold. You know I was only gone for months because my computer was retarded......

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And I didn't chicken out persay, but Rhett DOES outnumber me hp wise....it's a loosing battle......




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Old 03-09-2004, 11:21 PM   #40
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Who is Darth Maximus? And why was I not on the poll? And did I leave the stove on? WHO WIIL ANSWER MY QUESTIONS???!!!

Oh well, those questions will have to wait *Whats that smell?* No matter....
I voted ET Warrior vs. MMMPIE!!! cause ET makes me wanna itch myself and Pie thowing is funny.... and ET eating Pies are even funnier...


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