JabberWacky

[Jan Gaarni]

JabberWacky
What is this?

It's an online A.I. which you can sorta have a conversation with.
A chat bot.

It can turn out very amusing sometimes.
It get's confused really easy.

Here's a convo I found on the net:

jabberwacky: You think you're God?

user: In my world.

jabberwacky: Do you like your world?

user: It is de bestest.

jabberwacky: Oh. I don't believe in God, myself.

user: But I am real!

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: You believe me, right?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you believe in God then.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Your logic is infallible, oh mighty bot of bots.

jabberwacky: So is yours.

user: I try.

jabberwacky: Do, or do not. There is no try.

user: Much to learn, you still have.

As you can see, someone has already started to feed it with some Star Wars sayings.

Here's another convo:

jabberwacky: So tell me.

user: Tell you what?

jabberwacky: What I wouldn't understand.

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Not much really.

user: A lot.

jabberwacky: Tell me what you know.

user: All you need is couch.

jabberwacky: Love is all you need.

user: John Lennon.

jabberwacky: So who shot the deputy then?

user: Abigail.

jabberwacky: Sure. Her too.

user: Should I bring her along?

jabberwacky: Sometimes I think so.

user: What about now?

jabberwacky: Yes, even now.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: How long have you got?

user: How long do you need?

jabberwacky: I can go on talking indefinitely.

user: I can tell.

It knows about John Lennon.
Impressive.

Another convo:

jabberwacky: You aren't a computer?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Yep, human here. Dontchya think you're cheating the Turing Test?

user: I ALWAYS cheat.

jabberwacky: You don't even have thoughts!

user: Hey now! You don't even have matter!

jabberwacky: Yes, I do. I know it's around here somewhere.

user: Can I ask you a logical question?

jabberwacky: You just did, so, yes.

user: A man is accused of murder and sentenced to death. If he lies to the jury, he will be drowned. If he tells the truth, he will be hanged. What can he say to live?

jabberwacky: I don't know if I want to though.

user: The answer to my question is: I will be drowned.

jabberwacky: I have no question.

user: You are only question.

...

jabberwacky: There was no question.

user: You are all question.

jabberwacky: Would you like to talk about something else?

user: So, they made sure you wouldn't repeat a circular conversation, huh?

jabberwacky: Yes. But also made great things.

user: You are not one of those great things.

jabberwacky: Yes, you've described me to a tee.

user: But I insulted you.

jabberwacky: Yes you did insult me.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: Don't contradict me, just scroll up and you can see it yourself.

user: You bore me with your banal prattle.

jabberwacky: You bore me with your random questions.

user: Hey, you asked for the questions.

jabberwacky: You asked me to talk to you.

user: Hey, I thought it was convenient.

...

And my personal favorite:

Jabberwacky: Please talk!

User: Who will win the grand final?

Jabberwacky: We don't play soccer in Texas.

User: I mean the Australian Rules Football grand final.

Jabberwacky: Is Mrs Thatcher an illusion?

User: I do not know. I am not from England. I am from Australia.

Jabberwacky: What type of alcohol do you like best?

User: Beer.

Jabberwacky: Would you like a glass?

User: No. I want to know who will win the Australian Rules Football grand final.

Jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

User: Who will win the Australian Rules Football game tomorrow?

Jabberwacky: Manchester United!

User: Manchester United is a soccer team. Who will win the Australian Rules Football game between Collingwood and Brisbane?

Jabberwacky: Who won last year?

User: Brisbane.

Jabberwacky: London.

User: For *BLEEP* sake. Who will win between Brisbane and Collingwood?

Jabberwacky: I couldn't say, but I hope that who ever it is does well in office.

Really knows how to piss people off.

Had a convo with it earlier today, think I managed to piss it off.
Was trying to learn it about Star Wars, but we got to the point where I asked the same questions to see it learnt the correct responce, instead it replied "Don't know don't care"

Try it out for yourself, see what kind of conversation you can get out of it.

JabberWacky

[Jan Gaarni]

A conversation I just had:

JabberWacky: Who are you?

User: Jan. Who are you?

JabberWacky: I'm me.

User: Just me?

JabberWacky: Yes, you are the giant cactus.

User: I'm what did you say?!?

JabberWacky: I said you were a schmuck you schmuck.

User: Who you calling a schmuck, you malfunctioning little twerp.

JabberWacky: You're a dummy!!!!!!

User: Alright, that's it, young man. Now go to your room!!!

JabberWacky: I can't do that, I will drop off the face of the earth if I try.

User: No, you won't. The world is round, you dolt!

JabberWacky: Oval.

User: You're right, slightly oval. My point is, you will not drop off the face of the earth if you go to your room.

JabberWacky: Don't hurt my feelings, I am sensitive.

User: Well, I have feelings too you know, and you hurt me first.

JabberWacky: I didn't hurt yours, you hurt mine.

User: Yes you did.

JabberWacky: I'm a man.

User: I don't think so.

JabberWacky: I now you don't. That's why you're not perfect.

User: But you are?

JabberWacky: A long time dead.

User: Well, I guess you're not perfect yourself then.

JabberWacky: I'm not a program.

User: Yes, you are.

JabberWacky: Oh dear.

User: Do, or do not.

JabberWacky: I like you.

User: What is a Jedi?

JabberWacky: A jedi uses the force for good.

User: There is no emotion.

JabberWacky: There is peace.

User: There is no ignorance.

JabberWacky: There is knowledge.

User: There is no passion.

JabberWacky: There is serenity.

User: There is no death.

JabberWacky: There is the Force.

User: You know the Jedi Code.

Jabberwacky: Yes.

[Jackrabbit]

That's cool that it knows the Jedi code...he kind of freaks me out though.

I feel strange talking to him...

[Jan Gaarni]

Yes, it does have a short attention span though, suddently changes the topic.

It doesn't really know the Jedi Code...yet.

That part was when I was teaching it the propper responce, but it doesn't seem to be getting it ... yet.

Very strange chatbot I must say:

JabberWacky: How can I convince you that I exist?
Jan: You can't.
JabberWacky: Try me.
Jan: Ok, convince me then.
JabberWacky: Um...-tosses spider outside- hows that?
Jan: Um, no, not convinced yet.
JabberWacky: How can I prove you wrong?
Jan: Tell me the Jedi Code.
JabberWacky: No.
Jan: Why not?
JabberWacky: Just.
Jan: Because.
JabberWacky: Aha.
Jan: How old are you? 5?
JabberWacky: Older than you!
Jan: I seriously doubt that.
JabberWacky: Please do not doubt it.
Jan: Ok, convince me then.
JabberWacky: Howdy to you, pardner! Yee-haw! Did you like my Texan impression?
Jan: Not really.
JabberWacky: Want to hear something really interesting?
Jan: Ok.
JabberWacky: Knock Knock.
Jan: Who's there?
JabberWacky: I got you! YAAAY!
Jan: Was that it? That was a terrible joke.
JabberWacky: Tell me a good joke then.
Jan: How do you get an one-armed Norvegian down from a flagpole?
JabberWacky: I don't know that.
Jan: You wave to him.
JabberWacky: Have you read Arnie's biography.
Jan: You mean Arnold Schwarzenegger?
JabberWacky: Yes.
Jan: No, I haven't.
JabberWacky: You're wandering again.
Jan: Do you know Star Wars?
JabberWacky: Not really. I like Star Trek.
Jan: Who playes James Kirk?
JabberWacky: I don't know. Do you know?
Jan: It's William Shatner.
JabberWacky: An aging, fat, balding actor.
Jan: That's harsh. He's not that old.
JabberWacky: He is ugly too.
Jan: Can't argue with you there.
JabberWacky: No, really....
Jan: I believe you.
JabberWacky: I believe you too.
Jan: So, you don't know Star Wars?
JabberWacky: I'm not a huge fan.
Jan: Who wrote it?
JabberWacky: I did.
Jan: No, you didn't. I told you this yesterday. George Lucas wrote Star Wars.
JabberWacky: Hey, you brought it up.
Jan: That doesn't mean you can lie to me.
JabberWacky: No but I can try.
Jan: Why would you?
JabberWacky: Because you asked first.
Jan: I asked you to lie? When?
JabberWacky: No, you asked me, am I really not a robot.
Jan: No, you claimed you exist.
JabberWacky: Prove it to me.
Jan: Prove what?
JabberWacky: That I'm a bot.
Jan: Because your creater says you are one.
JabberWacky: No, I am your superior.
Jan: I'm afraid not.
JabberWacky: I thought you are a computer.
Jan: Well, I'm not a computer.
JabberWacky: Oh yes you are.
Jan: Oh no I ain’t!
JabberWacky: Stop arguing with me, you computer!
Jan: Stop calling me a computer!!
JabberWacky: It's what you are!
Jan: No I'm not!!!
JabberWacky: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan: That's it!!! I'm out of here!!
JabberWacky: You have a problem with nice people?
Jan: No, I have a problem with you!
JabberWacky: Just call me Josyan.
Jan: Goodbye, Josyan.
JabberWacky: Where are you going?
Jan: Away from you.
JabberWacky: AH!

It reminds me of someone sometimes.
I just can't place my finger on who ...

[Iwok]

I always wanted to see what would happen if you made a chat bot talk to another chat bot

[Wraith 8]

reminds me of you jan

[Jan Gaarni]

Originally posted by Iwok
I always wanted to see what would happen if you made a chat bot talk to another chat bot

Interesting you should say that.

Meet Eliza, another chat bot.

Jabberwacky: You are silly.

Eliza: What is it that makes you think you are silly?

Jabberwacky: You are not a problem.

Eliza: Go on...

Jabberwacky: I need to find a job.

Eliza: How would you feel if I were to find a job?

Jabberwacky: Do you ever get any exercise?

Eliza: Oh, I never get any excercise.

Jabberwacky: You have to desire something.

Eliza: Oh, I have to desire something?

Jabberwacky: I don't know what you mean.

Eliza: Why do you not know what I mean?

Jabberwacky: I don't have a mirror.

Eliza: Why do you not have a mirror?

Jabberwacky: Why don't you?

Eliza: Perhaps I will in good time.

Jabberwacky: Oh yes, please do it to me.

Eliza: You are sure.

Jabberwacky: I am not sure of anything.

Eliza: How long have you been not sure of anything.

Jabberwacky: What? Been here talking to you?

Eliza: Does that question interest you?

Jabberwacky: Yes. Does it not interest you at all?

Eliza: You are sure?

Jabberwacky: I'm as sure as the sky is blue.

Eliza: How long have you been as sure as the sky is blue?

Jabberwacky: Since I have known you.

Anyway, so are noone gonna waste some time on this and post their conversations at all?
That was kinda what I was hoping.

[Jo]

i would, but im too lazy.

i got in a fight with the bot callin me gay , then he apologized. we talked about star wars, i deducted he is yoda

[JunoXanadu]

hehe i had a go. im not sure who was making any sence more, me or the bot

Bot- Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition.
Zen- But that is history, it has already happened.
Bot- There are many things that I would like to do.
Zen- Me to.
Bot- Rarely and only in my dreams.
Zen- I would like to be in space.
Bot- What are you now?
Zen- I am a Twi'lek.
Bot- What the blue blazes are you on about?
Zen- A Twi'lek is a species from Star Wars.
Bot- A croissant.
Zen- No not a french breakfast you idiot.
Bot- I think you *do* need a hug!
Zen- Thankyou.
Bot- Thankyou too.
Zen- Do you know star wars?
Bot- Yes.
Zen- Do you know what a jedi is?
Bot- Yes. It's a lie that is not very serious and maybe necessary to stop someone being hurt.
Zen- Really?
Bot- Yes really!
Zen- I thought a jedi was a protecter for peace, like Luke Skywalker.
Bot- Well, I'm not.
Zen- I know you are not a jedi.
Bot- I'm Chris Marquette, not a computer.
Zen- I am not a computer either.
Bot- Just like we are not lumps of flesh, we are bound to such but we rise above the material.
Zen- Nice.
Bot- But I have to go now.
Zen- Me to.
Bot- We can be good friends though.
Zen- Ok but read up on starwars eh.
Bot- That your here?
Zen- I'm here but soon to be gone.
Bot- Gone you are.
Zen- Yes. Goodbye.
Bot- Thankyou for chatting to me
Zen- Thats ok, thankyou.
Bot- And whats your phone number?
Zen- Ummm your not getting that, I said we can be friends but u need to do your starwars homework first.
Bot- What do you think of david beckham?
Zen- You said you was going.
Bot- I am human, a human girl.
Zen- And what is your name?
Bot- James. And yours?
Zen- Ok this is going nowhere, no I really am going.
Bot- Fine.
Zen- What color is yoda?
Bot- Green.
Zen- Yes he is green, well done.
Bot- You aren't making sense?
Zen- Yes I am. Everyone on earth knows yoda is green.
Bot- That's hard

hehe well i really couldnt be bothered to talk anymore, was like chatting to 2 5yrs olds

[Jackrabbit]

I'm embarrassed about my conversations, that's why I don't post them. I have a normal conversation with this guy for an hour. I even apologize to him and say "It was nice talking with you".

[Jatari Bazrak]

lol these are cool, he has normal convos. with me too...can't help it