Lets Start a Bar Fight

[topshot]

After the misfortunate accident that knocked him out for 2 posts or until someone threw a table leg at him, Topshot awakes from his unconsciousness and notices Wilson taking out Deac and Death. Then he looks overhead and sees a chandelier with a breaking rope.

He takes advantage of this to save Deac and Death from getting knocked out for 2 posts each, takes out his lightsaber, tosses it, and breaks the rope with one clean throw. The chandelier falls, knocking Wilson out for 2 posts.

Death and Deac are now conscious and can return to brawling, and Wilson is now out for 2 posts or until someone gives him a bottle of Darth Groovy's Blue Milk.

[Joetheeskimo]

((OOC: Kilmor, 3 is the limit.))

Okay, wildjedi is out for 2 posts (starting now)

[Writer]

Originally posted by joetheeskimo5
Okay, wildjedi is out for 2 posts (starting now)

(Oh for cryin' out loud! I was just about done from your illegal 4! Oh well. Hurry up, brawlers.)

[Redwing]

*walks in*

O.O!?!?

*goes to close thread*

*trips over chandelier*

Redwing is out for one post

()

[Mandalorian54]

Mandolorian54 descends from the celing by wire over a chair to sit comphortably. He then procedes to read the menue. After briefly examining the menue he descides apone, "SPAM"

As soon as the word "Spam" is mentioned, a whorde of vikings burst into the bar with axes and swords flailing at all who stand in their way while singing a horibly anoying song about spam.

[Kuuki]

Kookee, a sithster, throws a thermal det into the bar, with him outside. It explodes thus everyone is out for 3 posts...


*Kookee walks in to the bar and orders a few drinks.*


*Kookee gets hammered on the hard liquor he ordered.*


*Kookee prepares to fight, and he sees the whole cast agenst him.*

Kookee: "Shhorry fellash, I jush had to do sush." *staggers*



*Thwack* Spamming evil. No spamming! *Consolidates posts*

-Redwing

[Captain Wilson]

HAHA. with a leap wilson jumps over to topshot and begins hacking arms of while screaming "Where are those nut crackers!?!"

Topshot is out for 3 post or till he can find some new arms from some one who is not topshot

[Deac]

*Deac opens a convient medkit and gives Topshot some bacta miracle arm-grow *

Deac: You know, we outta stick together!

*Deac turns to see Wilson with his nutcrackers*

Teach you to go for my manhood!

*Grabs hot soup for bar and douses Wilson in it. Throws wiskey at wilson, then grabs a cigarette from an ashtray and hurls it at Wilson.*

Hey! Idiot Flambe!

Wilson is out for 3 posts

[topshot]

*Topshot is astounded that Deac would actually do something to heal his wounds.*

Thanks! I owe you one, Deac! Now, for him!!!

*Looks over to Kookee, disappointed that he would answer his own posts 3 times (which is spam-ish for 'tri-spammer' in my book of spam definitions! ), thinks, then decides one thing.*

Hey! Let's knock out Kookee together to show him who ownz this bar! >=D

*Starts chasing after Kookee with a busted pop bottle, while getting him to circle around and head towards Deac.*

Kookee will be knocked out, depending on if Deac will make a move against him. And the post count will be up to him as well. (Your move, man! )

[Mandalorian54]

Mandolorian54 get's up with a dizzy head from the thermal detanator's explosion. Just as he is about to get comphortable a viking stabs him right through and procedes to roast him over a fire the other vikings have started in a corner of the bar.

Mandolorian54 is out for 10 turns

























Wait a sec, arnt I Mandolorian54?!?

make that 3 turns.....

[Joetheeskimo]

Kilmor ignites both lightsabers and begins slicing through vikings. In a moment, the all lie dead on the floor. "Don't mess with a Jedi," he mutters, and then tosses Mandalorian54 a blue milk. "Drink this to wake up."

[Death_Jedi]

"lol u r useing a lightsaber....what a wimp"

*Death jumps up in the air and lands on the shandelair and makes it fall down on top of joetheeskimo5 putting him out for 3 posts*

[Kuuki]

Originally posted by Kookee
*Thwack* Spamming evil. No spamming! *Consolidates posts*

-Redwing

No fair! My spam was just! You all couldn't post til someone posted 3 times. so...


No excuse. Just don't do it. K?
- Redwing

[Captain Wilson]

"Teach you to waste good whisky deac!!!!"

*pulling out hiddan flamethrower*

"Teach you to gang up on me"

*begians burning stuff in typical wilson fasion ((Deac nows what i mean ))*deacs out for 2 posts

"I still carnt believe they sold me a flamethrower"

*see topshot...with new arms*

"BURN!!"

Topshot is prevented from chasing kooke as he's out for 2 posts ((teach you to get new arms))

*sees bar*

"BURN!!!"

*Ignates bar, sees the nut crackers and begins warming them for...surgery*

[Flamehart]

Due to the fact people seem to have forgotten about him, Craig pulled out a 12 gauge shotgun and shot Wilson in the back.

Wilson is out for two posts

Craig got a bucket of water for somewhere and put out the fire, making Topshot and Deac not having to wait for the two posts.

[Kuuki]

*Kookee borrows AOTJ's gun, and shoots Wilson's flamethrower fuel tank, adding 2 more posts he's out *

[Joetheeskimo]

Kilmor gets up and quickly tosses his lightsabers out of the bar. "Now are you happy?" Then he grabs Death by the neck and strangles him until Death falls to the ground unconcious.

Death is out for 2 posts

[topshot]

"Thanks for putting that fire out, Craig. As for you........."

*Picks up a sledgehammer, juggles Kookee up into the air, hits him across the room, and last but not least, throws the hammer at him, Mortal Kombat 4 style! *

Kookee is out for X posts, where X equals the amount of moves needed to pull off a combo. In this case, 3.

[Deac]

*Just for the sheer hell of it, Deac takes a packet of marshmallows from behind the bar, sticks them on a long fork and toasts them over the burning Wilson, prodding him with the forks*

Heh. We gotta stick together, us three.

[Writer]

wildjedi walks back into the bar, apparently forgetting that there has been a fight going on. He sits down for a second before realizing what's going on. Then, he jumps up and throws the bar stool randomly into the fight. It doesn't hit anybody.

"Oops," wildjedi mumbles. "Oh well."

He runs around like a chicken with his head cut off and ends up on the floor screaming, "DON'T HURT ME!!!"

[Joetheeskimo]

Kilmor walks over to wildjedi and chuckles, and grabs a mug. "Lets go get 'em!" He says, hurling the mug at Deac's head. Unfortunately, by some coincidence, Deac happens to momentarily bend over, and the mug shatters in topshots face. "AAAA! Sorry!!! I didn't mean to!!" Kilmor freaks out and crawls under a table.

[Mandalorian54]

Mandolorian54 stands on top of the bar and announces above the volume of the ruckas, "I don't think being out for only three posts is long enough! And what harm is being out for one post if you can't post twice in a row cuz it's spam?!? Your all Idiots!!!"

Then from all different directions Mandolorian54 is clobbered with wooden sticks, stabbed with knives, and kicked punched and beaten.

Mandolorian54 is out for 3 posts.





















I could kill myself as much as I want, every time I come on theres at least five posts.

[Death_Jedi]

*while kicking Mandolorian54 on the ground he said*

"3" *Kick* "Posts" *Kick* "is" *kick* "enough" *kick* "But" *kick* "Just" *kick* "for" *kick* "You" *kick* "You" *kick* "can" *kick* "Have" *kick* "3" *kick* "More"

*Death kicked Mandolorian54 so much he is out for 3 more posts making it 5 more after this*

[topshot]

After having a mug cracked in his face, Topshot gets back to his feet, his face slowly healing. He walks over and breaks the table Kilmor is hiding under.

"Was that necessary to smash that mug in my face?"

*Kilmor trembles.*

"Guess not!"

*Picks up the sledge hammer he knocked Kookee out with 5 posts ago.*

"Buddy, this is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me!"

*Does the same thing to Kilmor that he did to Kookee, this time stunning him for 1 post.*

"Well what do yah know? That didn't hurt me at all!"

[Writer]

Wildjedi suddenly stands up again after seeing Death kicking Mandalorian54.

"That's rude!" he exclaims. He throws a painting like a frisbee, knocking Death out for two posts.

[topshot]

"Hey you! Why'd have you have to go and do that to one of my allies????"

*Stuns wildjedi with a stun baton. Relieves Death of any pain and lowers the amount of posts he was out for down to just 1.*

Wildjedi is now feeling a bit woozy and can only move and fight back slowly for 2 posts.

[Deac]

*Eats marshmallows and chuckles*

[Kuuki]

*Kookee walks over to deac with gram-crackers and chocolate bars.*

"Make some s'mores?"

[Joetheeskimo]

Kilmor also walks over. 'We'll need a campfire-" He is cut off when a flying mug crashes into the back of hi shead and he falls face flat on the table in front of Kookee.

*Kilmor is out for 1 post*

[Captain Wilson]

wakes up to see he is beging used as a camp fire. Takes a handfull of marsh mallows from deac and 2 sticks heats 2 marsmallows and eats them, heats another 2 till there white hot and shoves them in kookees and deacs eyes
kookee and deac are out for 3 posts
pulls off glob of burning fat from stomach and hurls it at topshot
topshot is out for 2 posts
Wilson: right! who wants some fat!

[Flamehart]

Craig pulled the marshmellows out of their eyes, dropping the wait to one post, then knocked the blob out of the air with the end of the bucket I had previously used, making Topshot not having to wait the posts. Craig took a fire extinquisher and shot it in Wilson's face, knocking him out for one post. Then he cracked a vodka bottle on his head, causing him to wait another post. Then he picked up the flamethrower and reignited the flame on Wilson's body, adding another post.

Wilson is out for a total of 3 posts.

[Death_Jedi]

"o we need a camp fire joe?"

*death grabs a stick with fire on the end and hits jeo over the head with it then pores peteral over him then lights him on fire then starts roasting a marsh mellow on him

[Kuuki]

Kookee: "Ow! That totally hurt!"

*Picks up a bottle of <any high proofed alcohol> and throws it at the burning stick, causing an exposion.*

Kilmor and Death is out for 2 posts each, counting one after anouther, for a total up to four :P *Or someone extingishes them*

[topshot]

"QUICK! SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!"

*grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays the fire-extinguishing goopy stuff on Death and Kilmor. Fire Extinguished.*

[Deac]

*Deac chuckles to see Wilson burning. Grabs an apron and chef's hat and a length of sausages and cooks them over Wilson*

Deac: The more you move, the less likely I'm gonna give you one!

[Joetheeskimo]

Kilmor, now thoroughly beaten up and covered in soot, runs to a phone and calls the police.

"Ya, this bar is gone insane!! Come quick befor-"

*Falls over from exhaustion*

[Kuuki]

*The fuzz comes in and maces Topshot*

He's out for 2 turns

[Death_Jedi]

"Noo You hurt TopShot"

*Death runs up the sides of the walls then jumps off and kicks kookee across the face then pulls out a rocket launcher and blows him up for 2 posts*

[Writer]

Wildjedi

[Writer]

Wildjedi sees Deac cooking sausages over Wilson and starts screaming and jumping.

"I WANNA SAUSAGE!!!" he screams. Unfortunately, he jumps a little too high and hits his head on the ceiling, knocking him out for one post or until somebody(Deac) sticks a sausage in his mouth and pours water over his face.