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Old 06-08-2003, 05:20 AM   #81
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*Uses the ol' Jedi Mind Trick on the fuzz and tricks them into thinking Kookee's a tasty pastry, likewise, a donut.*

Cops:"A DONUT!!!!! YAY!!!!!!"

*They start gnawing on Kookee's cranium.*

Kookee cannot move for 3 posts, or until he sends the fuzz to eat Wilson.


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Old 06-08-2003, 07:57 AM   #82
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Old 06-08-2003, 11:19 AM   #83
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Originally posted by Death_Jedi
"Noo You hurt TopShot"

*Death runs up the sides of the walls then jumps off and kicks kookee across the face then pulls out a rocket launcher and blows him up for 2 posts*
((I didn't Mace him the fuzz did ))

*Kookee, being a Crazed Sith, uses the Mind trick on the fuzz to send them gnawing at Wilson. As more fuzz comes in, Kookee Mind tricks on those...*

*...Teh fuzz maces Death, 2 posts out *

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Old 06-08-2003, 01:19 PM   #84
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Deac: Well, this barbecque is great!


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Old 06-08-2003, 06:27 PM   #85
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Pulls out a saucepan, oil and bacon. Sits up and extiguses himself. pours brandy over the fuzz making a nice mound and lights them, starts frying bacon, pulls out beans eggs ect and cooks a fryed breakfat. Serving some up for deac and topshot.
Wilson: So deac.. hows life treatean you then?



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Old 06-09-2003, 03:24 PM   #86
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Deac: Not bad. Pass the bacon.

*Takes frying pan*

You know, this fight's kinda slowing...

*Hits Wilson on the head with the frying pan. Wilson's out for 2 posts*

That outta speed things up.,


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Old 06-09-2003, 06:46 PM   #87
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"I'm getting confused here, I think Welmin's Cantina is better," Kilmor says, and runs out of the bar.

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Old 06-09-2003, 11:16 PM   #88
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Stands on bar table and yells

"Every1 Stop!"

*then taps the wall and it crumbles into little pices*

"NEW BAR!!!!!"

*runs out of the bar and steals a car and drives to the 1st bar he comes along then jumps through the window and starts attacking the customers*


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Old 06-09-2003, 11:35 PM   #89
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Topshot joins him, and runs off to the new bar, while stealing someone's baseball bat along the way, but is then chased by a million girls wanting a piece of him, and I mean really a piece of him!


"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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Old 06-09-2003, 11:50 PM   #90
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*looks at all the new goodies in the new bar and grabs one of the swords and runs out of the bar to meet topshot being chased by angry girls *

(i wouldnt really do this in real life but im sad to do this)

*Death slashes up all the girls and gives Topshot a piece of the girl, then falls on his knees and screams*

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYY"

*then lots of girls start chasing him aswell into the bar, when topshot walks in he dosnt belive what he sees :P:P:P:P:P:*


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Old 06-10-2003, 12:42 AM   #91
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Kookee: "How interesting... Deac, mind passing the Avatar?" *long pause* "Okay, it was a try" **

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Old 06-10-2003, 07:39 PM   #92
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Deac: No chance! To the Deacmobile!

*The screen swirls, a large "D" moves close to the screen, then away. Deac is now seen pulling up at the new bar in a car with "D" spray painted on the bonnet.*


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Old 06-10-2003, 09:01 PM   #93
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Post I'm legato Bluesummers

Walks into old bar and sees food. Uses mind powers cause them to go to the new bar.Steals food before going to new bar and uses psychic powers to lift up a car and throw it at deac.
Deac is out for 3 posts.
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Old 06-10-2003, 10:43 PM   #94
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*Kookee follows BongoBob. He sees his 'deed', and can't help but to smirk as well. But the fact is that Kookee can't stand competition... BongoBob had to go...*

Kookee: "Hey kid, lookie here... No offence, but I have to do this..."

*Kookee pulls out the Masamune and with a flash, Impales BongoBob.*

Bongo's out for 3 posts

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Old 06-11-2003, 04:45 AM   #95
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Sits bleeding and unconcious, wondering why he didn't forsee that...and how he got that sword...that long @$$ sword...


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Old 06-11-2003, 06:18 AM   #96
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(Bongo you cant post for three posts...)

*Death ziped up his pants and said*

"ok girls now i must go"

*he went to the new bar and grabed a horse shoe off the wall and took the rope of the keg of rum and tied it to the horse shoe and threw it at kookee knocking him on the head then pulls out a rocket launcher and shoots kookee blowing him up for 3 posts


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Old 06-11-2003, 09:01 AM   #97
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((How ever you can post 'Out Of Character' ))

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Old 06-11-2003, 03:28 PM   #98
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Deac: Ok, maybe I deserved that...

*Walks past Bongo's mangled corpse and tapes it to the ground*

That'll learn you!

Bongo is out for a further post

*Enters bar. Sees crowds of women*

Deac: Ummmm.......is this the right place?


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Old 06-11-2003, 07:06 PM   #99
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Wildjedi laughes at Deac. "Not for you!"

Knocks Deac on the head, putting him out for one post.


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Old 06-11-2003, 10:14 PM   #100
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wilson wakes up, finshs food, pulls out a scoter and pushes it to the new bar, picks up a staple gun, sees BongoBob, staples bongo bob to the floor in 23 different places putting BongoBob out for yet another 3 posts. sees horde of girls, sees deac looking at horde of girls. Picks up novelty size beer can.
Wilson: haha deac, there mine now!!
hits deac over the head with novelty beer can sending deac out for 2 posts
Runs toward genral vicinty of girls laughing very strangly....



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Old 06-12-2003, 12:45 AM   #101
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Topshot walks into the new bar and finds his buddy Deac lying on the ground in a corner. Then he looks to the crowd of women.

Topshot:"Ok, who knocked out my Jedi friend over there?"

Women:"Um, that guy!"

*Every girl in the bar points to Wilson.*

Topshot:"You're mine, Wilson!"

*Takes out the sledge hammer and smashes him around for 3 posts.*

Topshot:"That'll teach you a lesson not to fool around with my friends, compadre......"


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Old 06-12-2003, 12:49 AM   #102
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wildjedi sees topshot and begins walking toward him.

"Hey Topshot!" he says. "Nice takeout the-" he walks into a rediculously low hanging lamp and is knocked out for one post before he can finish his sentence.


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Old 06-12-2003, 10:30 PM   #103
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Kookee: "Deac's my bit... err... Prison cell inmate..."

*Gets chased by Red for 2 posts, or until Red get's something else to chase...*

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Old 06-13-2003, 12:52 AM   #104
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Damn man, what I do???Legato uses mind powers to grab the Masamune right out of his hands before pinning him and cutting his arm off.Kookee is out for 2 posts or someone gives him a potionSorry, but I shouldn't even still be here... Looks at wilson and says,"Just because I stole your food, you stapled me to the ground...you shouldn't have done that."Grabs the infamous nutcrackers and performs the infamous, "surgury"Wilsons out for 3 post or untill some one give him some genetillia replacements."And deac, never ever under anycircumstances take a lacsitive and asleeping pill on the same night... or tape me to the floor." Uses mind powers to give deac a massive case of diahreah(sp?)Deac is out for 3 posts or untill someone finds him some pepto bismal...


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Old 06-13-2003, 03:02 AM   #105
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"bob you may have powers but no power could stop this"

*death pulls out a rocket launcher and fires it at him then pulles out two uzi's and fires them at him intill they are out putting bob out for 2 posts


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Old 06-17-2004, 06:33 PM   #106
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I was flipping through very old threads and figured this one ought to be revived if anyone wants to keep on fighting. Oh, and the last post was posted almost a year ago

*Grabs a chair and breaks it over Topshot's head*

Topshots out for 2.

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Old 06-17-2004, 08:15 PM   #107
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Curt comes out form the shadows wiht an iron bar and whacks Joe out for 2 posts
thne readies himself for an oncoming attacker
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But the attacker comes from behind and shatters a glass on Curt's head. Curt is out for 1 post and Wildjedi backs himself into a corner to avoid being attacked from behind.


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Old 06-18-2004, 08:30 PM   #109
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Old 06-18-2004, 08:50 PM   #110
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Old 06-18-2004, 08:54 PM   #111
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Old 07-16-2004, 08:08 AM   #112
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Sabretooth shoots a rocket at wildjedi. Wildjedi is out for 3 posts.


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Old 07-17-2004, 07:33 AM   #113
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Oh yayer! another barfight!

Doomgiver (DG) enters the bar, and unknowingly smashes the door into sabretooth's face, knocking him out for two posts.
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Old 07-17-2004, 08:42 AM   #114
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Zoric walks into the bar and punches DG in the nose.DG is out for 2 posts.


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Old 07-17-2004, 02:19 PM   #115
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curt gets p form the hit and throws a table at zoric he is out for 2 posts


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Sabre opens a can of old cheese, the pong of which kills Curt-Man for 2 posts.


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Old 08-10-2004, 12:41 PM   #117
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:52 AM   #118
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Zoric gets up and hits Sabre in the stomach knocking him out for 2 posts.Zoric then gets a bottle and smashes it on his own head.Zoric is out for 1 post.


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Old 08-16-2004, 02:53 PM   #119
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Curt gets up with a nasty taste still in his mouth and he sees Nairb, so he throws a chair at him, Nairb is out for 2 posts.


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Zoric spins around after seeing the chair.Zoric runs up to Curt and does a spin-kick on him knocking him into the wall and desrtroying it.Curt is out for 2 posts.


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