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Old 08-18-2004, 09:51 AM   #121
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Shade walks into the Bar, looks around, yawns and sleeps for 2 posts


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Old 08-18-2004, 02:20 PM   #122
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Redwing walks into the bar, and trips. Oops.

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Old 08-18-2004, 03:49 PM   #123
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*Kookee sits at the bar, and surves himself drinks*

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Old 09-11-2004, 10:49 AM   #124
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Curt gets up and a loose part of the wall falls on his head, curt is out for 1 post.


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Old 09-11-2004, 12:02 PM   #125
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((hehe, we all knock ourselves out...))
Shade kungfus randomly, knocking Redwing out for 1 post...


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Old 09-15-2004, 03:09 AM   #126
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Nairb collects himself, cracks his neck and wipes the drool from his chin with his left forearm and wrist. Turning slowly towards Curt-Man he charges with great speed and strength, the muscles in his legs bulging with every step. With a great release of energy Nairb leaps into the air, twisting at his waist, spinning his right leg and thrusting the heal of his boot into the jaw bone of a foolish looking and mortified Curt-Man who immediately falls to the ground, unconscious, bruised and bleeding. "Bring it on" he says, "Bring it on".


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Old 09-16-2004, 08:26 PM   #127
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DarthBuzzard enters the cantina accidentally as an innocent bystander, and is out for 2 posts when Nairb Notneb jump spin kicks him in the stomach, mistaking him for Curt-Man.


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Old 09-17-2004, 02:57 AM   #128
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Realizing his mistake, a sense of dread and remorse fills the inner being of Nairb. He kneels down on his left knee, and checks DarthBuzzards vitals, he'll be ok. The rage begins to build again inside of him. "How can I be so foolish?" he asks himself. "Why must I always leap before I look?" And now shouting with all of the inner force he can muster, nearly exploding his larynx, "WHY MUST I ALWAYS HURT THE INNOCENT? WHY WHY WHY?"


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Old 09-17-2004, 05:03 AM   #129
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Curtman throws a table at Narib while he is shouting to the cieling
narib is out for 2 posts.


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Old 09-17-2004, 06:45 AM   #130
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^^^^ now that was just mean...

Because Nairb helped him when he was down, DarthBuzzard launches himself at curt-man. Curt-man is downed for 1 post when my fist connects to his temple.


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Old 09-17-2004, 10:14 AM   #131
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Redwing takes a while to realize he/she/it had been kicked by Shade, but once he/she/it does, he/she/it wreaks terrible vengeance on him.

In other words, Shade is glared at. Fiercely.

Shade is out for, oh, about half a post.


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Old 09-19-2004, 11:43 AM   #132
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"In this fight we are now enemies Curt-Man and one of us will no longer remain in existence when all has come to completion. Prepare to come to your completion small creature." Nairb Notneb, with a faint amount of effort, tares off the remaining leg of the table he was so horribly struck with by his newly formed rival Curt-Man, reaches out with it, spins and pulls Curt-Mans legs out from underneath him causing him to collapse to the ground (knocking him out for two posts). A sinister grin overcomes Nairb's face.


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Old 09-19-2004, 11:54 AM   #133
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Shade is screaming loudly, knocking a random person out for 1/3 of a post


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Old 09-19-2004, 03:21 PM   #134
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Still in a fit of rage, Nairb finds himself lost in a darkened frenzy and continues his attack, only this time it to is against this Shade character, pounding him with said table leg, disabling him for two posts.


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Old 09-19-2004, 05:28 PM   #135
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DarthBuzzard runs over to the kitchen, and returns with a whole stack of cutting knives. He tosses half of them over to Nairb Notneb, and is overtaken with a sinister grin. With evil glee, DarthBuzzard proceeds to stick everything in the bar full of knives, but avoids Nairb. One of the knives pierces Redwing, forcing them out for 2 posts.


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Old 09-20-2004, 03:15 PM   #136
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Curt-Man just goes into a beserker frenzy and becomes twice his size and glows red, he rips off a part of the wall and hits narib knocking him out for 3 posts.


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Old 09-21-2004, 02:34 AM   #137
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Oh Frack! Just wait until I come to.


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Old 09-21-2004, 08:22 AM   #138
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Shade uses an old forgotten chinesewhatevertechnique to poke Curt-man in the stomach. Curt-man is suffering from stomachache for 1 post


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Old 09-27-2004, 05:21 AM   #139
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Zoric jumps up and attacks Shade with a chair knocking him out for 2 posts.


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Old 09-27-2004, 03:37 PM   #140
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Curt got up and ripped off a guys head and hurled it at zoric, it glanced off the side of his head.zoric is out for 1 post


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Old 09-28-2004, 02:31 AM   #141
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After being overtaken with a sinister grin because of the massive amount of knifeage that was presented to him by Darth Buzzard, Mister Notneb proceeds over to the prone bodies of Redwing and Curt-Man. Upon his arrival to the duo of said corps like bodies, he then tightly fastens each individual down to the floor ever so cleverly with the knives through the edging of their garments with the aforementioned knives without nicking them once and preventing them from moving for 3 posts.

Mister Notneb backs away, facing his quarry, in slow stride cackling the entire time.


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Old 09-28-2004, 03:22 AM   #142
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Master Notneb backs right into the knife Joe was holding behind him, and hits the floor still cackling.

Notneb is out for 2 posts while he sews himself back up

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Old 10-03-2004, 12:25 AM   #143
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Zoric gets up and hits Joe over the head with his fists. Joe is out for 2 posts.


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Old 10-03-2004, 12:50 AM   #144
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Shade hides in a corner.. throwing an apple at Zoric, Zoric is busy eating it for 1 post


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Old 10-03-2004, 03:52 AM   #145
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After sewing himself up like a Thanksgiving turkey thanks to Joe the Eskimo, walks over to said Eskimo, sells him a refrigerator (while he is about to get up) and then proceeds to drop it on his big toe, crushing it knocking him out of two more posts. Mohahahahaha! I'm so bad!


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Old 10-05-2004, 05:42 AM   #146
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curt gets up and calls his speeder forth and it crashed through the wall and hits notneb, he is out for 2 posts.


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Old 10-05-2004, 05:25 PM   #147
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DarthBuzzard picks up a wine bottle from the floor and smashes it onto Shade's head, knokcing him out for 1 post.


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Old 10-06-2004, 05:14 AM   #148
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Curt does a round house kick to darth buzzards ribe cage, he is out for 1 post.


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Old 10-07-2004, 05:01 PM   #149
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Curt receives a telekinetic choke hold from a psychotic, deranged Dark Jedi.

Curt's down for 2 posts.


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Old 10-07-2004, 06:04 PM   #150
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DarthBuzzard aims a tap at topshot, and fires. The high-powered spray knocks topshot to the floor, but he spends another post drinking it all. topshot is out a total of two posts.


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Old 10-08-2004, 02:38 AM   #151
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Nairb casually walks to the center of the room with a picnic basket in his right arm. He lays out a red and white checkered blanket on the ground and sets out the required "picnic" settings. He sits on the floor and proceeds to pull out his food. Nairb proceeds to eat a rather large sandwich and a side of onion rings.

Curious, Topshot cautiously walks up to Mister Notneb and inquires about the type of sandwich. At that moment, Mister Notneb immediately finishes his meal, stands to his feet and grins his sinister grin once again. He inhales deeply and releases a deep belch filled with reverberations! Furniture is knocked over, plaster from the walls crumbles off, light fixtures fall! Worst of wall the sandwich was tuna fish! The horrid smell begins wafting its way throughout the bar, chocking and gagging all of the patrons, dropping them all to their knees in pain and suffering torture incapacitating everyone for two posts.


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Old 10-10-2004, 03:43 PM   #152
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Primal walks in and see's all the havoc and walks out to get his ship to atempt blow the freakin place up.He is out for 3 post.

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Old 10-10-2004, 07:35 PM   #153
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luckily curt had a napkin drapped over his face when he fell from the telekinetic choke, so he is not affected by the tuna fish sandwhich, but he feels rumbling in his bum, so he runs over to narib and farts in his face, narib goes flying back and hits the wall, the wall-hitting and the fart combined for a total 3 posts.


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Old 10-15-2004, 07:24 PM   #154
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DarthBuzzards ears are in pain after the massive belch. Insanely Po'd, he picks up one of the chandeliers that fell from the celing during the belch, and swinging it by the chain, he crashs in on Nairb's head. Glass shatters, blood flies, brains ooze out, and Nairb is out for 2 posts, in addition to Kurts fart-propulsion attack.


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Old 10-16-2004, 06:14 AM   #155
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"haha thanks dude, now you die!" curt grabbed 2 chairs and started weilding them like swords, then he rushed with them in hand at darthbuzzard and whacks him in the head from both sides and knocks him out for 2 posts.


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Old 10-25-2004, 05:28 PM   #156
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TheRealJedidude walked in and the first thing he saw was a broken bottle. He threw it at Curt-Man and made him bleed bad knocking him out for 1 post.



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Old 11-07-2004, 03:57 AM   #157
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Sabretooth wastes all his energy in getting this thread back at top.

Sabre is watching TV instead for 1 turn.


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Old 11-07-2004, 05:08 AM   #158
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Shade yawns and falls asleep in a couch for 1 post


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Old 11-07-2004, 09:48 AM   #159
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"Hey thats my TV!"

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Old 11-07-2004, 10:00 AM   #160
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*Walks in and backhanded pimp slaps jedi master dude who is knocked out for 1 post*

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