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Old 11-07-2004, 11:48 AM   #161
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Doomie enters the bar and pulls away Bongobob's chair, who falls down and accidentally swallows the bottle whole. He needs to go to the doctor and have it removed for 2 posts.

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Old 11-07-2004, 11:52 AM   #162
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Mike the lawyer of Bongobob enters the bar and beats Doomie with a lawsuit for reckless endangerment. Doomie loses 1000 posts.

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Old 11-07-2004, 12:18 PM   #163
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JediMasterDude stands up and shouts "LAWYER" and throws a anvil at Mike Windu, Mike Windu is knocked out for 3 posts



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Old 11-07-2004, 03:16 PM   #164
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Topshot speaks unintelligibly to JediMasterDude, leaving him in a state of confusion.


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Old 11-07-2004, 04:12 PM   #165
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*slaps duct tape on topshot to shut him up for 1 post*


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Old 11-07-2004, 04:24 PM   #166
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After being distracted by the release of the beloved Episode Three Trailer, Mister Notneb wipes the drool from his chin and walks back into the bar swinging, knocking Topshot on his backside for town posts.


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Old 11-07-2004, 04:24 PM   #167
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*Taps Bongobob on the shoulder*

Boo!

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Old 11-07-2004, 04:38 PM   #168
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*Shows Nairb the door..........AGAIN!*

Nairb's living on the streets for 2 posts.


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Old 11-07-2004, 04:46 PM   #169
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*Hacks into topshot's account and changes his avatar.*

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Old 11-07-2004, 08:25 PM   #170
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Sabre unleashes a swarm of Rabid Raccoon in the Cantina!!!


joetheeskimo5 is busy stroking and mentioning how cute the raccoons are for 2 posts.


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Old 11-08-2004, 09:43 AM   #171
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Nairb, following the lead of Sabertooth, opens up his duffle bag and lets loose his killer squirrel which latches on to Sabertooths face causing him to fall to the ground for two posts.


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Old 11-08-2004, 11:34 AM   #172
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scratches himself

*nairb is out for 2 posts while he watches shade scratche himself*


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Old 11-08-2004, 02:53 PM   #173
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*Calls Pest Control.*


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Old 11-08-2004, 04:21 PM   #174
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JediMasterDude kicks TopShot in the apples for 1 post.



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Old 11-08-2004, 07:24 PM   #175
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DarthBuzzard grabs his Mobile Porn Device from his pocket, and displays it to the bar. Shade catches sight of it, and is out for 2 posts drooling.


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Old 11-08-2004, 07:35 PM   #176
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*Rips out JediMasterDude's tonsils and places them in a jar for the whole world to see.*

JediMasterDude is coughing up blood for 2 posts.

((A little bit graphic........))


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Old 11-08-2004, 08:36 PM   #177
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Sabre destroys the world!!!!!!!!!


and nothing happens....


Sabre fires a rocket at topshot. Topshot is figuring where the rocket will land for 1 post and laughing for no apparent reason for 1 post, making 2 posts.


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Old 11-09-2004, 06:28 PM   #178
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Joe catches the rocket and grins.

I'm out for 2 posts with my arm and probably a few ribs disinegrated.

The ashes of my body fly through the air as Sabre is laughing at my stupidity, and they get caught in his throat.

Sabre is out for 1 choking on ashes.

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Old 11-09-2004, 06:34 PM   #179
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JediMasterDude is angry and looks down at a small monkey, runs to the market, buys peanut monkey grow, waits in line, and waits, and waits, waits some more, heads over to the bar again, feeds the monkey the peanut and tells the now large monkey to attack everything in sight.

JediMasterDude is out for 1 post panting while the monkey slahes DarthBuzzard with his claws.

DarthBuzzard is out for 2 posts.



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Old 11-10-2004, 09:29 AM   #180
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Nairb calls pest control and they arrest Jedi Master Dude for his illegal Monkey for two posts.


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Old 11-10-2004, 01:18 PM   #181
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WJ, in a fit of extreme rage, lifts pest control truck and throws it at Nairb. Nairb is pinned to a wall and squashed... out for 2 posts, just trying to figure out what hit him.

WJ then hears the music associated with weddings.

"A wedding?" he exclaims. "I love weddings! Drink's all around!"

(Just had to borrow the line from Pirates of the Caribbean ))

He walks toward the door, but slips on the newly waxed floor (don't ask me why it was just waxed ) and hits his head on the floor.

"Ok," he says, rolling over. "That wasn't good."

WJ is stunned, but not out for 1 post.

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Old 11-10-2004, 07:28 PM   #182
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((i'll do it))

Jaden walks in and says,"sweet" and pulls out a guitar from somewhere and says "I GO EL KABONG ON YOU!!"and Smashes wildjedi,so he goes to eckroth(sp?)and buys an electric guitar for next time,which takes him 1 post.


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Old 11-10-2004, 09:27 PM   #183
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JediMasterDude angrily picks up a broken bottle and slashes it at DarthTDe and then laughs his butt off for seeing the monkeys do dancing.

JediMasterDude is out for 1 post laughing while DarthTDe is out for 2 posts bleeding.



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Old 11-11-2004, 07:09 PM   #184
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DarthBuzzard gets back up, angrily scratching his balls. He looks for anything to attack with...Aha! There is a speeder bike outside the door. DarthBuzzard jumps on the speeder and flies in, trying to run over something. He hits WildJedi, crushing him for 2 posts, and then DarthBuzzard runs into the wall. The explosion knocks out WildJedi for one more post, and incapacitates DarthBuzzard fior two.


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Old 11-11-2004, 07:14 PM   #185
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JediMasterDude picks up a cup of coffee, with lots and lots of sugar and caffine. He then punches Topshot in the nuts knocking Topshot out for 2 posts and having JediMasterDude laughing and shaking for 1 post.



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Old 11-11-2004, 07:54 PM   #186
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Sabre throws in a disco ball and everyone start dancing. But unfortunately, Arnold Schwarzennegar becomes a mechanic and the whole world turns upside down and the ball falls on JediMasterDude, knocking him out for 3 posts.


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Old 11-11-2004, 08:27 PM   #187
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Jaden gets up and says"you suck!"and shoots Sabre with a Stouker and he tries to put himself together for 3 posts.


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Old 11-12-2004, 09:29 AM   #188
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Nairb comes rolling back into the bar on roller blades with a bag full of tennis balls. He begins pelting everybody with them knocking out DarthTDe for two posts because he caught one in the eye!


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Old 11-24-2004, 06:39 PM   #189
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TheOutrider (got a new name and new life) resurrects this thread and lays on a couch for 1 post, panting, and silently farts on SabreTooth knocking his nostrils out for 1 post.



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Old 11-25-2004, 05:18 AM   #190
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curtman sees theoutrider sitting on a couch farting on someone, curtman grabbes a tennis ball that was on the ground and whipps it at theoutrider knocking him out for 1 more post.


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Old 11-25-2004, 01:33 PM   #191
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*Throughs darts at random people, just for the heck of it. However, most of them miss their targets and end up stuck in Curt-Man's neck.*

Curt-Man's out for 3 posts, and I'm picking up darts for 2.


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Old 11-25-2004, 02:04 PM   #192
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I shoot DarthBuzzard with a glowberyunabeyra, DarthBuzzard is out for 1 post from being blasted and is confused for another 1 post making 2.



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Old 12-01-2004, 09:07 AM   #193
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Nairb comes in with the rest of his tuna sandwich that he ate about a month or so ago and the moldy smell evokes an allergic reaction from TopShot causing him to convulse for 1 post.


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Old 12-01-2004, 10:13 AM   #194
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Shade hits himself in the head, laughs hysterically at it, and is out for 1 post laughing his behind off


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Old 12-01-2004, 02:14 PM   #195
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Changes Nairb Notneb name to Narib Nutmeg, Narib Nutmeg is trying to get his name back for 2 posts



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Old 12-01-2004, 06:46 PM   #196
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curtman takes otu 10 throwing knives and whipps them all at theoutrider, 2 hit him because of the crappyness of curtman skill, theoutrider is out for 2 posts.


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Old 12-15-2004, 07:50 PM   #197
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((sorry for breaking teh rules but I couldn't see such a good thread die))

TheOutrider hits topshot but misses and falls into another demension for 1 post.



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Old 12-16-2004, 07:54 AM   #198
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((sorry for breaking teh rules but I couldn't see such a good thread die))

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I almost broke the rules yesterday.

Anyway.

Nairb Nutmeg reaches into his bag of spices and grabs his salt shaker and throws it at "TheOutrider" and melts the snail for two posts!!

Nutmeg wins!!


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Old 12-26-2004, 12:23 PM   #199
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Guybroom walks into the bar and sees all the fighting. After reading half the first page and the last page, guybroom looks around confused at everything that's going on.

Guybroom is out for 1 post as he's uterly confused.


IM NOT GOING TO BE ON THE FORUMS VERY OFTEN NOW! I MIGHT BE ON TIME TO TIME, BUT IVE BASICLY GIVEN UP THE FORUMS NOW!!!!

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Old 01-01-2005, 07:18 AM   #200
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*Sends Nutmeg a "Halo Warthog kamikaze" new year's gift.*

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