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Old 06-07-2003, 03:57 PM   #1
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Old 06-07-2003, 05:25 PM   #2
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Old 06-07-2003, 05:30 PM   #3
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Ja, Natty...as I said in your otehr topic, please explain what happens for all the newbies (and me, since I forgot)


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Old 06-07-2003, 05:43 PM   #4
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Old 06-07-2003, 05:56 PM   #5
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Ach! It's all reely simple! All it is is that we all now say that we're part of the escapemi family and say which part we are being, like for instance, i am now the father and am marrying the mother doon the docks, ye ken? So now say who you are and soon enough weel come up with som kinda argument real jerry springer style, it'll be great.

(P.S. sorry for the almost Scottish accent, I was recently reading a book with almost Scottish people in it and I kinda got hooked, ye ken?)

So, whoose goona be ma wee wifey now? come one, doon't be shai!

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Old 06-07-2003, 05:59 PM   #6
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okay, we all have to part of a rich family that lives ain a mansion, so there can be maids and butlers and the janitor (i want to be the janitor).

and this rich family has to go on jerry springer. hm.

oh, yeah, why isn't my points game over here?
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Old 06-07-2003, 08:39 PM   #7
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im the godfather's oldest son. who's the godfather?
(yeah, slight changes, but if it doesnt end up good, you can shoot me. no, really)

neil is my cousin, from the scottish part of the family


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Old 06-07-2003, 09:03 PM   #8
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actually, instead of being the janitor, i want to be the stuck-up whiny little bitch that sings once every two days in their parlor but is only paid $500 an hour and sings for 8 hours straight and still wants even more pay.

hey, my post count is f*cked up. i keep posting, but it won't go up. and it seems like i'm losing posts. like i just had 497 posts, i posted this, and i still have 497. what's up with that?
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Old 06-07-2003, 09:07 PM   #9
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Perhaps the post count doesn't go up in this forum, so it doesn't matter if we spam...


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Old 06-07-2003, 09:12 PM   #10
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ah, i see. thank you, feral. you're too kind.
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Old 06-07-2003, 10:24 PM   #11
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What forum is this? Can I be a prostitute?


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Old 06-07-2003, 10:31 PM   #12
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i think they just made it today. cause i had signed on this morning and it wasn't here. i logged off, signed online again, and it was here. and you know what, yufster? you can be a prostitute if you want to be one. you can be the prostitute that the jack osbourne-wannabe son gets every night.
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Old 06-08-2003, 12:29 AM   #13
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I must choose? I don't know. Who wants me?


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Old 06-08-2003, 01:20 AM   #14
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Basically people can propose to each other and get married and adopt other forum members and stuff.

I need a husband. And lots of kids.


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Old 06-08-2003, 12:26 PM   #15
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i'm gonna be your fifth cousin through marriage, okay natty?
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Old 06-08-2003, 12:42 PM   #16
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I'm your Husband, Natty! Now let's go up stairs, and I'll grant you that wish about lost of kids....

Hey, Das, does this make me you fifth cousin?


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Old 06-08-2003, 01:01 PM   #17
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uh, i think you'd be my sixth cousin, because i'm on natty's side of the family, and since it's through marriage and you're married to natty, that'd add one more "through marriage" making it so that you're my sixth cousin through marriage. i also want to be philbrush's brother, as well.
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Old 06-08-2003, 01:35 PM   #18
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Minted! (Minted is the latest abreveatin for cool - Mint is the latest abreveation for minted...) so it's like "through marrige" type of stitchery!







now I've confused everyone!


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Old 06-08-2003, 04:06 PM   #19
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So what, no one wants to marry me? I can't adopt without a partner. It's happening again, I'm slowly being phased out of the family.

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Old 06-08-2003, 04:23 PM   #20
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Hi, I'm Mrs. Neil Joshi! Sweety, where are those adorable, hyperactive children of ours? I know I saw them SOMEplace.


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Old 06-08-2003, 04:38 PM   #21
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i'm gonna be you guy's son. so that way i'm your son and i'm married (any takers?) so that i'm natty's fifth cousin through marriage and philbrush's sixth, and i go over to their house every two days. i'm also philbrush's brother, wihch technically makes him your son as well, but then i'm really only natty's cousin-in-law but i'm still her fifth while somehow being philbrush's brother but his sixth cousin through marriage. this family has got some serious issues.
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Old 06-08-2003, 04:39 PM   #22
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eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....

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Old 06-08-2003, 05:22 PM   #23
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Hi, I'm Mrs. Neil Joshi! Sweety, where are those adorable, hyperactive children of ours? I know I saw them SOMEplace.
Moles in the hole, honey, but ah don't knoo where our other ones gunne. Where the frig can he/she/it be? (leaving an opening for another son and/or daughter)

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Old 06-08-2003, 06:08 PM   #24
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I'll be your son! now the familly's REALLY wierd!


P.S. Yes, I came up with that he/she/it thing I feel like a king oops.


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Old 06-08-2003, 06:12 PM   #25
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after reading your post about "minted" again, philbrush, I GET IT!!! party!!

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Old 06-08-2003, 06:48 PM   #26
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Mint! now let's all celebrate by joining my new soccer game!!!


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Old 06-08-2003, 09:43 PM   #27
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yey, soccer.

btw, im natty's son, but i still havent got a father. any takers?


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Old 06-09-2003, 03:22 AM   #28
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yey, soccer.

btw, im natty's son, but i still havent got a father. any takers?
You're a test tube baby.


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Old 06-09-2003, 03:34 AM   #29
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But isn't Natty married to pHILBRUSH? If he's not really your dad.....


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yey, soccer.

btw, im natty's son, but i still havent got a father. any takers?
Al, I'm your father! Now, let's have a man to man chat....


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Old 06-09-2003, 03:33 PM   #31
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What are you all looking at me for, i'm not the father, who told you i was the father, i'm njot having a hot an passionate affair with natty, cpt andy's my girl, and i love her for all she's worth, i do. I... did not... have sexual relations... with that woman.

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Old 06-09-2003, 03:35 PM   #32
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Man, I hope not....


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EDIT: Hey, Das, you're officially Mum's brother, now!!!


IMPOSSIBLE FAMILY ALERT!!!!!


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IMPOSSIBLE FAMILY ALERT!!!!!
No No, in this thread, we call that a...


Jerry Springer Episode

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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Old 06-09-2003, 04:58 PM   #34
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I see someone's looking to be kicked out, huh. Well Neil, you are going to END your cheating ways or I will drag you onto a horrible talk show and tell you who REALLY fathered my children!

Wait, hang on, what's this....Hello, Natty, I'm your mother-in-law? Yeah. Get away from my husband or I'll tear out your liver.


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one member has to be a girl that's pregnant but doesn't know the father and jerry has to give dna tests to 50 guys, but none are the father.

i'm sorry, but in real life, only a slut would have to give ten guys a dna test, seriously. and then none are the father and then the host says "do you know who eltse it might be?" and the girl is sitting there crying cluelessly. it's hilarious.

sad, but hilarious.
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YOU HIPPOCRYT! (spelling intentional ) Who did you sleep with?! Who are these children?! Where's my Sundae?!!

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YOU can speak, Neil! from the sound of it, you tried to HAVE SEX with MY WIFE!!!!!!!!! *nearly Strangles neil* *kicks him in the crotch 75.4 times *


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75 times is one thing, but that .4 is just too much. Time you *bleep* and *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* and then you can have the *bleep* and *bleep* of the *bleep* you *bleep*


Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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one member has to be a girl that's pregnant but doesn't know the father
im the father. wait... oh, now i get it... sorry.


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i'm gonna continue phil and neil's little "spat"

*jerry introduces the little b****, a.k.a. me*

*runs in and is very pissed*

how dare you kick him in the balls, phil, you ******* piece of ******* ***** ******* ****! you're not good enough to be kicking him in the ******* balls, you gay-*** piece of ***! if anybody should be doing that, it's me! i deserve to be ******* pissed! i don't gte enough ******* pay!

*crowd goes ooh*

ah, **** y'all, y'all are ******* whacked, you're a stupid bunch of mother ******s.

*turns back to phil*

you know, phil, you're so ***** ******* you ******* bastard! *starts attacking phil, guards hold him back* you know, you're so ******** annoying, i ******* hate you being my ******* piece of **** ***** little brother! i hate you!!!

*turns to neil*

and you, neil. you ******* piece of white trash (isn't that ironic)!
you ******* deserve to be kicked in the balls 75.4 times you stupid ****! *is extremely pissed and starts screaming and throwing chairs at the audience*

*screaming at top of his lungs* I DON'T GET ENOUGH F****** PAY! I SHOULD BE PISSED! **** YOU ALL!!! YOU'RE ALL ****!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

*goes for jerry*

*is shot with a tranquilizer*
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