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Old 06-08-2003, 09:36 AM   #1
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Bar Fight!!!

Well this is kinda an RPG game
Rules:
You have fights use any weapons you want and when u kill someone you say
Example: *Death Hits Dave over the head with a chair and puts him out for 3 posts*
You can put them out for any amount of posts but not over three

You with me?
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Old 06-08-2003, 10:40 AM   #2
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*pHILBRUSH stabs death in the toe with a smashed grog bottle,
puts him out for 2 posts*


P.S. can't it be up to ten posts?!
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Old 06-08-2003, 11:08 AM   #3
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*Feral kicks Philbrush in the nads, putting him out for one post*


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Old 06-08-2003, 11:29 AM   #4
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*mole plucks feral's feathers leaving him out for one post*

btw-i was going to say plucks feathres and then breaks wings, but i thought that'd be way too cruel. plus, the appropriate time amount for that would be 5, but since we can't go over three...
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Old 06-08-2003, 11:36 AM   #5
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*punches Mole in d**k killing him for the next two posts*
Muhahaaa!!!!

btw-Death, if you're awake yet, could it be up to 10 posts instead?!


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Old 06-08-2003, 12:04 PM   #6
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10 posts would be more fun

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Old 06-08-2003, 12:10 PM   #7
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i don't want to do anything to natty, she's so nice! well, okay.

*gives natty lots of drinks, puts a spider in her house, she goes through the whole incident again and it humiliates her, putting her out for two posts*
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Old 06-08-2003, 05:31 PM   #8
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Old 06-08-2003, 05:37 PM   #9
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now no one can play. CHEATER! *cuts off Huz's nose, putting him out for 3 posts*


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Old 06-08-2003, 05:46 PM   #10
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Uses quazar blasters to obliterate pHILBRUSH putting him out forever. What, no quazar blasters in the bar? Okay, broken bottle in the neck, two posts.

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Old 06-08-2003, 06:07 PM   #11
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well, don't want to do anything to neil either, but whatever.

*throws dart at neil, hits him in the heel, disabling his ability to walk and putting him out for two posts*
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Old 06-08-2003, 08:59 PM   #12
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*gets das to follow AL up a stairs. Presses the button making the stairs flat and thus impeding him to post before 2*
(yeah, i think up to 5 or 10 would be more fun)


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Old 06-08-2003, 08:59 PM   #13
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*gets das to follow AL up a stairs. Presses the button making the stairs flat and thus impeding him to post after 2*
(yeah, i think up to 5 or 10 would be more fun)


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Old 06-09-2003, 02:57 AM   #14
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*shoots Al a swift, venomous glance. He falls to the floor in terror and cannot look up for two posts.* Grrr.

(Feel lucky, kid. Could have been MUCH worse. --- If we allow ten posts, then we'll all be out in a bit, effectively killing the game.)


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Old 06-09-2003, 11:08 AM   #15
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*throws pictures of jewel and heidi klum at captain andy, seriously hurting her, and leaving her out for two posts. actually, make that three because they're so much more beautiful than her, which demeaned her badly*
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Old 06-09-2003, 02:18 PM   #16
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*Gives Das picture of naked Jewel Kilcher, putting him out for 1 post*


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Old 06-09-2003, 02:55 PM   #17
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Gives pHILBRUSH a video of Yoda in a low key porn movie putting him out for ten posts (or three, whichever)

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Old 06-09-2003, 04:15 PM   #18
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*hands neil a copy of the not-released-yet-and-probably-will-never-be ultra super mega deluxe hyper-cool gigantic edition of paint shop pro where you actually get to be a painter in a 3d interactive world of fun, leaving him out for 3 turns*
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Old 06-09-2003, 07:22 PM   #19
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Old 06-09-2003, 07:31 PM   #20
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Das, yours didn't work because i absolutely deteste PSP beyond all reason and therefore wouldn't care if a new version came out.

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Old 06-09-2003, 07:44 PM   #21
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, i mean,

well, whudevu (that's how i'm gonna spell whatever from now on).

then:

*hands neil a copy of the not-released-yet-and-probably-will-never-be ultra super mega deluxe hyper-cool gigantic edition of (insert neil's favorite painting program thingy here) where you actually get to be a painter in a 3d interactive world of fun, leaving him out for 3 turns*
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:18 PM   #22
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*makes Das watch his own Madly Rotating Avatar for 30 seconds, effectively shutting down any semblance of brain function for three posts*

Search your feelings, Das, you know I am the most beautiful woman you can ever imagine. Like, duh.


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Old 06-14-2003, 09:16 AM   #23
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grabs a deers head off the wall and charges at captain andy and pinns him to the wall with its antlers for 3 posts

(and philbrush at the start u said 10 posts...thats a bit much.....5!
you can make the ...attack....on the person as harsh as you want and it could be out for even 1 post it dosnt matter but now 5 is the limit.....no 6)


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Old 06-14-2003, 03:11 PM   #24
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Hmm, I'm not normally a violent person but...

*takes out lightsabre and starts attacking death jedi wildly, putting him out for 3 posts*


"hm, I REALLY should be doing revision - oh well, Monkey Island's much more fun!"
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Old 06-14-2003, 04:22 PM   #25
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*takes out voodoo doll of madmonkeygal, and starts poking it with a pin, putting madmonkey out for 2 posts*

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Old 06-15-2003, 08:17 AM   #26
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*Takes out Happy Fun Ball™ from its security package and tosses it towards james_isaac, only to have it bounced back from an invisible wall, taking himself out for three posts*



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Old 06-15-2003, 02:09 PM   #27
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wait...uh...then...i'm confused.

*becomes extremely confused and his very wide bubble of confusion spreads out for a 2 post radius, engulfing james and seriously confusing him, knocking him out for three posts*
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Old 06-15-2003, 03:17 PM   #28
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*Pours molten nacho cheese onto Das, putting him out for 2 posts* (I've been waiting to do that all day... waiting to get back into the game and tip nacho cheese over someone's head, I mean, anyones!)


"hm, I REALLY should be doing revision - oh well, Monkey Island's much more fun!"

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Old 06-15-2003, 06:15 PM   #29
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I love the words "madly rotating."

Take that, encroaching newbie!!

*places madmonkeygal on Madly Rotating Nacho Cheese Melter without lid and watches her (and pasteurized process cheese food) fly everywhere! A wall hits her and knocks her out for three posts.*

That was fun.


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Old 06-16-2003, 01:56 PM   #30
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*gives captain andy a neon sign that says madly rotating all over it, leaving her there distracted and stranding her for 3 posts*
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Old 06-16-2003, 09:17 PM   #31
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*Sam burns Mole with a lit candle, leaving him out for 2 posts.


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Old 06-17-2003, 07:44 PM   #32
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*Runs through the thread tossing fruit around, knocking out SamNMax for one post*



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Old 06-18-2003, 08:29 AM   #33
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*madmonkeygal, who is in an exceptionally pissed off mood today, cos nobody loves her, punches brief in the face, using all her rage and frustration against him and knocking him out for 2 posts.*


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Old 06-18-2003, 02:33 PM   #34
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*experiences a small conscience-attack concerning the nacho cheese incident*

I know! Let's go get ice cream!

*madmonkeygal and Andy leave in a flying car to get ice cream, both are gone for two posts*

Oh yeah, it's a bar fight.

*kicks brief in the head on the way out*

Nah, I'll let you live. See ya later!


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Old 06-19-2003, 09:54 AM   #35
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Roy Tordes - The Legend, picks up a chair and starts waving it about menacingly....just as he's about to start 'kicking some ass' (poor donkey!), he slips on a stray copy of Monkey Island, and cracks his head on the spitoon as he falls....
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Old 06-19-2003, 01:41 PM   #36
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that made no sense...

*becomes extremely confused, adding to the remainder of confusion from last time, knocking out the next poster for 10 posts* (the highest yet!!! yeah!!!)
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Old 06-19-2003, 02:24 PM   #37
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Roy...gets up - congratulates Das Mole for being a man of taste (preferring MI1 + MI2 to MI3 and MI4), catches him with his guard down, and drop kicks him into a table (oooh!)
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Old 06-19-2003, 02:54 PM   #38
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you never specified an amount of time that i was out...

*drops roy out of a 157.893206 story window, leaving him out for 3 posts*
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Old 06-19-2003, 03:11 PM   #39
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*comes back with chocolate ice cream all over her face*

Mmm, that was delicious. Here Das, I got some for you.

*gives Das poisoned ice cream cone. He falls to the floor, writhing in agony and remains so for two posts*


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Old 06-19-2003, 09:30 PM   #40
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*Sam taps Andy on the shoulder, then when she looks to see who it is, Sam acts like it wasn't him, doing this for two posts*


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