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Old 06-20-2003, 12:27 AM   #1
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jay and silent bob strike back.quotes?

well, the movie swears alot, so ill choose some non-swearing quotes, yet still a little...yeah.

they call me darth balls, bong!-jay

george lucas is gonna sue sombody-chris rock

(look kids its mark hamill,applause!)-they call me **** knocker-mark hammel

whay do they call you that-jay

interesting story relly i...slam!-hammil

yeah...good stuff


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Old 06-20-2003, 12:31 AM   #2
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lol, yeh. When they are at Moobies:

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Old 06-20-2003, 01:42 AM   #3
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Justice:Women dont like to be called bitches, Jay

Jay:They dont? How bout "fine piece of ass"

Justice:How bout not

Jay:Then what the f**k am i suppose to call you then

Justice:Something sweet you big goof....something nice

Jay:Boo-Boo Kitty-F**k?

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Old 06-20-2003, 05:37 AM   #4
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"Don't f**k with a Jedi Master son."

and the whole "Look kids, it's Mark Hamil, Applause" was funny too.


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Old 06-20-2003, 07:12 AM   #5
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:24 AM   #6
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well not a line but towads the end when jay and bob go to people houses and beat them up for what they wrote on moviepoopshoot.com


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Old 07-19-2003, 01:18 AM   #7
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Old 07-19-2003, 03:22 AM   #8
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the bonus dvd has a bunch of episode 1 rips when they meet up with holden. i forget them exactly but it's basically that anyone could have made a better episode I



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Old 07-22-2003, 01:23 PM   #9
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yeah there are alot on the bonus dvd, plus the cut scenes, i like when will farrel ad libs about the c-l-i-t


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Old 07-22-2003, 03:40 PM   #10
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