I'm bored so deal with it.
1. I wrote the screenplay for the movie, "Cable Guy."
2. I have a robotic left eye.
3. I'm actually just a burlap sack full of leaves.
4. I won the silver medal for Greco-Roman wrestling at the 1988 summer Olympics.
5. I repeat myself often.
6. The New York Times called my solo debut album "Pretentious, but not without it's charm."
7. I'm not wearing any pants.
8. I repeat myself often.
9. Sometimes I wish I was a girl.
10. The Greatest American Hero was inspired by actual events in my life.
11. Dolph Lundgren puked all over me at The Punisher's premiere party. I haven't bathed since.
12. My named spelled backwards is Chesty LaRue.
13. My fourth grade math teacher was prone to calling me a, "little bitch."
14. I'm one of the proud co-fathers of laser tag.
15. I have four fingers on my left hand, but six on my right.
16. I invented the pornograph.
17. I do not remember 1995.
18. I'm the subject of dozens of fan fiction sites on the internet.
19. My gentle tears are the secret ingredient of Coca-Cola.
20. My license plate says "PH33R M3" and people rightfully do.
21. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start? Yeah, that's mine.
22. Michael Jackson once tried to pick me up at a pop stand.
23. I'm too sexy for this thread.
24. I was backstage during the filming of The Phantom Menace. I once saw a stage hand bring Portman the wrong kind of bottled water. She killed the guy with a hammer right then and there.
25. I know the deadly secret behind Golden Grahams.
26. Eets, Sherack and I regularly travel back in time with high powered shot guns and hunt giant prehistoric turkeys.
27. I am the lesser known fourth Amigo.
28. Clefo is my love child.
29. I repeat myself often.
30. I was up for the role of Marty Mcfly in the movie Back to the Future but Mr. Fox stole it out from under me by doing some..."favours" for the director.
31. Using only a shoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly saved the world from giant invading wood nymphs.
32. I frolic often.
33. In the Ozarks I am often refered to as The Southern Dandy.
34. My favorite Little Rascal was Wanky.
35. I was banned from the circus forever when I attempted to feed a small kitten to the elephant. I still maintain that he woulda liked it.