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Old 09-24-2003, 11:33 PM   #1
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Old 09-28-2003, 10:02 PM   #2
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Did you here about the Jedi base in Yavin Four? Wonder if we could hitch hike there!!??
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Old 09-28-2003, 11:01 PM   #3
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Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 09-28-2003, 11:11 PM   #4
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Why??? Is it wet there??? I'm bord of being a stormtrouper!!
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Old 09-28-2003, 11:14 PM   #5
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It rains all day in the jungle there.


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 09-29-2003, 12:03 AM   #6
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I'll stay inside then!!!
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Old 09-29-2003, 05:39 AM   #7
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Old 09-29-2003, 12:58 PM   #8
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Old 09-29-2003, 03:59 PM   #9
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Old 09-29-2003, 04:00 PM   #10
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I'll bet that was fun. Did you trip over anything while you were there?


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Old 09-29-2003, 07:50 PM   #11
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Hoth aw yes, Hoth. Umm who or what is Hoth?


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Old 09-29-2003, 08:06 PM   #12
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*Slaps reclaimer's stormie on the head*
"The big snow planet, hell I was in that battle, tripped over a crushed snow speeder."


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 09-29-2003, 08:37 PM   #13
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Ohhhhh THAT Battle okay! Now who would leave a speeder out there for people to trip on?


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Old 09-29-2003, 08:48 PM   #14
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"I don't know, i just needed to get on another AT-AT"


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 09-29-2003, 08:51 PM   #15
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Only the Rebels would do something that inconsiderate. Besides, weren't they the ones using those things?


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Old 09-30-2003, 05:13 PM   #16
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"It was great! Shot at least one rebel! Normally, as a stormtrooper, I can't hit a barn door!


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Old 09-30-2003, 05:14 PM   #17
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I know what you mean! Darned helmets don't let you see and it's almost like the blasters are set NOT to hit something.


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Old 09-30-2003, 08:17 PM   #18
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"except other stormtroopers. I heard the guy who designed them was betrayed, so he changed the design to attract blaster bolts"


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 09-30-2003, 09:20 PM   #19
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You're kiddin' me! Why hasn't the Empire changed the uniform then? Are we just that expendable?


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Old 09-30-2003, 09:43 PM   #20
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"Yeah, i bet the emperor had a desk job before this, accountant or senator"


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 10-01-2003, 01:47 PM   #21
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*A ShadowTrooper walks in, and up to the bar to order a drink. He hated the fact that he had to lower his standards to get a drink...*

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Old 10-01-2003, 02:54 PM   #22
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*Walks in and notices that the place is full of stormtroopers*
Whoops... Wrong place... *Looks around for a minute or two and starts to back off. Notices that his lightsaber is showing*


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Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.
In our obscurity in all this vastness there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
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Old 10-01-2003, 08:10 PM   #23
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*Another stormtrooper sits down next to the shadowtrooper*
Stormtrooper: Shadow trooper, huh?


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 10-01-2003, 09:23 PM   #24
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*notices who the other stormtrooper is talking to*

Hey cool! Do you think you could get me a spot as a shadowtrooper? The costumes are a lot cooler and so is the weapon!


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Old 10-01-2003, 09:32 PM   #25
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"The risks higher, everyone come after you first, especially the jedi"


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Who gives a darn? I honestly don't. As a stormtrooper, we are almost sure to die at one point in time. The only way I have avoided it is by playing dead till the bad guys leave.

*realizes what he just said as everybody in the bar turns to look at him and tries to recover*

Hey! Makes for some really nice shooting when nobody knows where they're being shot from.


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Old 10-01-2003, 10:12 PM   #27
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"THAT WAS YOU? I had to save your butt when one of the rebels decided to shoot the dead bodies"


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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*looks embarrased*

Umm... Thanks?


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Old 10-01-2003, 11:40 PM   #29
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*Comes stumbling in with a stormtrooper uniform on*
Oh my word, I can't see a thing in here! What madness drove me to put on this piece of **** just to be in here with you wierdos!

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Old 10-02-2003, 12:46 PM   #30
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Guys lets get ouf the planet and go to yavin 4!!!
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Old 10-02-2003, 08:24 PM   #32
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Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Wait a minute... Yavin 4? Isn't that where the Rebels are?


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Old 10-03-2003, 04:37 PM   #34
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Old 10-03-2003, 09:31 PM   #35
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*Pours water all over Deac's stormtrooper.*
"SNap out of it.


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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*falls over laughing*

He couldn't have felt that!! He's got his helmet on!!!


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"Yeah," joked Topshot,"How could he have felt that? He's wearing plastoid, the material used to make the Stormtrooper uniforms!"


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*Looks up from washing the stormtroopers helmet*
"What? Just trying to clean it, since he won't"


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Whatever.

*still trying to hold his laughter in*


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Old 10-05-2003, 12:27 AM   #40
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Alrighty Troops lets move!!


*They do almost everything a StormTrooper would do and they then come back and blah blah blah....*


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