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09-24-2003, 11:33 PM
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"The" StormTrooper Lounge
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Alpha 951- So I was in the feild with my sniper rifle when I saw that Tuskan Raider.
ST-321- Then what happened?
Alpha 951- I ran home never looking back, that's what!!
ST-321- Okay...So how was your weekend?
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09-28-2003, 10:02 PM
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Did you here about the Jedi base in Yavin Four? Wonder if we could hitch hike there!!??
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09-28-2003, 11:01 PM
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"You'll need a towel"
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-28-2003, 11:11 PM
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Why??? Is it wet there??? I'm bord of being a stormtrouper!!
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09-28-2003, 11:14 PM
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It rains all day in the jungle there.
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-29-2003, 12:03 AM
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I'll stay inside then!!!
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09-29-2003, 05:39 AM
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09-29-2003, 12:58 PM
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I wanna come!! I'm tired of all this grey, silver, black, and white.
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09-29-2003, 03:59 PM
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Now in 4-D!
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"Hah! I was on Hoth! That was a man's battle! Snow, snow and cold!"
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09-29-2003, 04:00 PM
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I'll bet that was fun. Did you trip over anything while you were there?
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09-29-2003, 07:50 PM
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Hoth aw yes, Hoth. Umm who or what is Hoth?
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09-29-2003, 08:06 PM
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*Slaps reclaimer's stormie on the head*
"The big snow planet, hell I was in that battle, tripped over a crushed snow speeder."
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-29-2003, 08:37 PM
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Ohhhhh THAT Battle okay! Now who would leave a speeder out there for people to trip on?
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09-29-2003, 08:48 PM
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"I don't know, i just needed to get on another AT-AT"
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-29-2003, 08:51 PM
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Only the Rebels would do something that inconsiderate. Besides, weren't they the ones using those things?
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09-30-2003, 05:13 PM
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"It was great! Shot at least one rebel! Normally, as a stormtrooper, I can't hit a barn door!
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09-30-2003, 05:14 PM
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I know what you mean! Darned helmets don't let you see and it's almost like the blasters are set NOT to hit something.
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09-30-2003, 08:17 PM
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"except other stormtroopers. I heard the guy who designed them was betrayed, so he changed the design to attract blaster bolts"
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-30-2003, 09:20 PM
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You're kiddin' me! Why hasn't the Empire changed the uniform then? Are we just that expendable?
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09-30-2003, 09:43 PM
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"Yeah, i bet the emperor had a desk job before this, accountant or senator"
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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10-01-2003, 01:47 PM
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*A ShadowTrooper walks in, and up to the bar to order a drink. He hated the fact that he had to lower his standards to get a drink...*
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10-01-2003, 02:54 PM
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Darth Tepe of today
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*Walks in and notices that the place is full of stormtroopers*
Whoops... Wrong place... *Looks around for a minute or two and starts to back off. Notices that his lightsaber is showing*
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10-01-2003, 08:10 PM
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*Another stormtrooper sits down next to the shadowtrooper*
Stormtrooper: Shadow trooper, huh?
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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10-01-2003, 09:23 PM
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*notices who the other stormtrooper is talking to*
Hey cool! Do you think you could get me a spot as a shadowtrooper? The costumes are a lot cooler and so is the weapon!
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10-01-2003, 09:32 PM
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"The risks higher, everyone come after you first, especially the jedi"
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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10-01-2003, 09:35 PM
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Who gives a darn? I honestly don't. As a stormtrooper, we are almost sure to die at one point in time. The only way I have avoided it is by playing dead till the bad guys leave.
*realizes what he just said as everybody in the bar turns to look at him and tries to recover*
Hey! Makes for some really nice shooting when nobody knows where they're being shot from.
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10-01-2003, 10:12 PM
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"THAT WAS YOU? I had to save your butt when one of the rebels decided to shoot the dead bodies"
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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10-01-2003, 11:00 PM
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*looks embarrased*
Umm... Thanks?
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10-01-2003, 11:40 PM
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*Comes stumbling in with a stormtrooper uniform on*
Oh my word, I can't see a thing in here! What madness drove me to put on this piece of **** just to be in here with you wierdos!
*Stumbles back out swearing*
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10-02-2003, 12:46 PM
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Guys lets get ouf the planet and go to yavin 4!!!
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10-02-2003, 02:51 PM
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Sounds fun! I'm in!
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10-02-2003, 08:24 PM
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"I'm in"
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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10-02-2003, 10:09 PM
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Wait a minute... Yavin 4? Isn't that where the Rebels are?
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10-03-2003, 04:37 PM
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"No! Not there again! It's all coming back"
*Has a vietnam shell shock style flashback*
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10-03-2003, 09:31 PM
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*Pours water all over Deac's stormtrooper.*
"SNap out of it.
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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10-03-2003, 09:44 PM
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*falls over laughing*
He couldn't have felt that!! He's got his helmet on!!!
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10-03-2003, 09:55 PM
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"Yeah," joked Topshot,"How could he have felt that? He's wearing plastoid, the material used to make the Stormtrooper uniforms!"
"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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10-03-2003, 09:56 PM
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*Looks up from washing the stormtroopers helmet*
"What? Just trying to clean it, since he won't"
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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10-03-2003, 10:41 PM
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Whatever.
*still trying to hold his laughter in*
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10-05-2003, 12:27 AM
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Alrighty Troops lets move!!
*They do almost everything a StormTrooper would do and they then come back and blah blah blah....*
That was fun. 
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