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Greco: Seth Greco, stolen from some of the most important people in the galaxy. Therefore, I'm not impressed.
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-26-2004, 01:41 AM
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((OOS: Vertmor lost an arm? o.O I need to pay more attention.
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"You could kill you one hand tied behind his back."
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makes no conceivable sense :/))
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Lord Derk: What is this "House Flax", this "Agamar", this "Galaxy" you speak of? Regardless, if you are thieves I will clap you in irons! But if you be honorable men, you would do well to bend your knees in respect to me, for I am Master of this land.
*The little girl, hiding behind Rwos, looks at Lord Derk and her face scrunches up. She yells from behind Rwos in her strange language at the man, sounding angry and about to cry at the same time*
Derk: *in the same loud, raucous tone as directed towards the group* Bastern! Their peasant slave wears no speak-jewel. What did she say?
*The dwarf replies in a gravelly, even voice*
Bastern: She asks why you have thrown her mother in irons. She also why you sent gricks to eat her, and vampires to eat her mother.
Derk: What? I didn't send any vampires! I...er...uh *He coughs and looks at the group* She is obviously speaking nonsense. Now, explain your presence here, before I have you ejected from my territory!
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K'Warra: Uh. Do I know you?
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09-26-2004, 11:26 AM
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Deac: I could tell you who I am, but you wouldn't understand half the places I'm talking about. Let's just say I'm not from round here.
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09-26-2004, 11:40 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Redwing
[B]((OOS: Vertmor lost an arm? o.O I need to pay more attention.
Oh, and makes no conceivable sense :/))
((remember rwos cut it off on mrear b4 they came here, and he still has yet to get one
and that was talon making a joke, cus vertmor has one arm...))
Talon "I've been around. Observing mainly. Wasn't until recent I made my appearence to those Vampire. Interesting folk I must say. But you, you're not a higher classed 'Mage' are you not? And from the time that I was on Mrear, I heard that you were Immortal."
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09-26-2004, 12:42 PM
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((OOS: I meant that sentence, Scar. Who was Talon saying could destroy whom with an arm tied behind their back? [There were two "yous" in that sentence...]))
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09-26-2004, 02:28 PM
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Flax: It doesn't matter, the point is Princes don't bend knees to Lords.
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09-26-2004, 03:03 PM
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((oh yeah..
maybe i wanted a really quick post))
*WH Irvine takes a step back and walks behind Flax*
WH Irvine *whispering to Flax in a lower tone* "Again, they can't reconise a place that doesn't exsist. Look at what technology they have here. If i siad i was the duke of Coruscant they still wouldn't know what I was talking about."
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09-26-2004, 10:15 PM
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Square
Derk: How dare you disrespect me? You will bow or you will be escorted out of my lands!
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K'Warra: You heard right.
*He sizes up the jail door and experimentally touches it. A small electric spark repels his finger*
K'Warra: What gives you the idea your power compares to mine? You look like a weakling to me.
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09-27-2004, 06:40 AM
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((BLAEH!!))
Talon "I could say that about you. Physical appearence is nothing. Maybe intimidating for some but once you actually go at it with the person, you never know what his traits are. Weither or not he would have the brawn to lift the heaviest of boulders, doesn't mean he knows to take that and do something with it."
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09-27-2004, 11:56 AM
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((OOS: Scar, just because we discussed that on AIM doesn't mean the Talon is suddenly supposed to know that K'Warra is going to challenge him to break down the door.
Whoever said K'Warra was affected by the spark? K'Warra certainly didn't say anything  ))
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09-27-2004, 12:43 PM
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Greco: I refuse to bow down to anyone who has not proved him, her or itself worthy of my respect.
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-28-2004, 08:52 PM
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((Ack! Forgot to reply here...and now I can't, since the lab is closing.
*Will post tomorrow*))
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09-29-2004, 01:08 PM
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Greco: And since you have not heard of the galaxy, apperantly you are not only unworthy of my respect, but worthy of my sympathy.
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-29-2004, 01:44 PM
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Square
*Lord Derk looks enraged*
Derk: You will regret the day you first trod here. Bastern! Clap them in irons!
*Armored guards surround the group. Bastern steps forward, raising a large, ornate mace*
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K'Warra: It is true that physical appearance means nothing. However, you mentioned I was a "Mage", implying you are one as well. I sense very little power in you. This could either mean you are a pompous weakling full of foolish ideas on his own greatness, or you are so powerful that I cannot even comprehend it. Somehow I doubt the latter.
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09-29-2004, 01:58 PM
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*Greco turned to Flax*
Greco: Now you see, here's the problem with these type of people, you say the smallest thing and they get pissed off and throw you into jail. We're just stating simple facts here.
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-29-2004, 02:07 PM
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Bastern: Come quietly and you will not be harmed.
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09-29-2004, 02:11 PM
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Greco: I don't see what the big problem is, we're just having a civilized conversation here, or at least trying to. But hey, whatever.
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-29-2004, 02:27 PM
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*WH Irvine sighs and steps infront of Flax*
WH Irvine "Look we're not from around here. And to be honest, my friend here thinks he's lord and master of everything."
*WH Irvine rolls his eyes and brings his left hand flatend to the right side of his face to somewhat block what hes saying*
Wh Irvine *in a lower tone* "It's harder to find good help these days..."
*WH Irvine takes a few more steps towards Derk.*
WH Irvine "Now, let's forget what they said..." *in a lower tone again.* "They may be a little edgy around the mental area, but they put up a quite a value in battle. you'l be surprised where you can find cheap mercenaries now a days..."
((Yes, he's trying to convince Derk that Deac, Flax and greco, are nutcases :P))
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09-29-2004, 02:34 PM
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((Hmm, dunno about Deac, and FLax, but Greco, definetely  ))
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-29-2004, 03:08 PM
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((He's implying that they ARE, trying to convince him otherwise))
Talon "Mrear is full of Mages of different sorts, and not to mention this world alike, if not more powerful. I make no claim as a Mage. My prowess is more of a demonic nature, far more then your former Vampiric friends. For one, they're undead, I am clearly not."
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09-29-2004, 03:12 PM
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K'Warra: So you're another "demon"? A "minion of hell"? I've met a great many rather ordinary humanoids with a small touch of the supernatural and a taste for evil calling themselves "demons".
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09-29-2004, 03:17 PM
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*Talon laughs*
Talon "Not in my caliber. Unlike any demon's you'd find in any of your hells, I doubt any luficer you'd find would want intelligent and powerful minions. And to be frank, demon's of my nature take a great deal of preparation in developing."
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09-29-2004, 03:21 PM
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((I know, I was joking))
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-29-2004, 03:26 PM
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((Well, so is WH Irvine  ))
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09-29-2004, 03:32 PM
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((But you're not WH Irvine are you?))
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-29-2004, 03:35 PM
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((you'd think im really a clone of the actual cracken's son? :P
this convo as gone too far for thread posts  AIM NOW :P))
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09-29-2004, 03:39 PM
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((Aim? FIIIREEEEEE! *shoots with shotgun*
OK, seriously, this could possibly have gone too far.))
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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09-29-2004, 09:26 PM
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((That's it, I'm making a discussion thread.  ))
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09-30-2004, 02:43 AM
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*Flax hits Irvine on the head with the pommel of his sword, then sheaths it.*
((Irvine should crumple if he's even remotly human.))
*Flax withdraws his sabre and activates it.*
Flax: This weapon is a blade of pure energy, now at the moment I have a bit of a cold so I'm not on top form but this weapon will slice through your blades, armour, flesh, houses and just about anything else you might like to try using. So back off.
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09-30-2004, 02:57 AM
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((you should give irvine to react to someone unsheathing his sword))
*WH Irvine stumbles a bit and turns back around.*
WH Irvine *annoyed* "You're lucky were all on a bit of a cold, or I wouldn't let you get get away with that so easily..."
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09-30-2004, 07:03 AM
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((
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Why?
Answer in the new discussion thread, not here, btw, please.
Will post in a bit, have to leave.))
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09-30-2004, 07:33 AM
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Deac: Stow it, you two. Clapping us in irons wouldn't be in your interests.
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*Rwos appears to have been in a small trance while the conversation of Derk takes place. Then he snaps out of it*
Rwos: K'Warra, Maria and Elizabeth have just returned.
*Derk looks as if he does not know what to make of WH Irvine's speech, then is baffled at Flax' threat. He looks at Bastern and asks a brief question in an incomprehensible language. Bastern answers back shortly in the same language, shaking his head*
Derk: You are all dangerous madmen. Guards, sieze them!
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K'Warra: Oh, I'm sure. However that sounds like just alot of talk. I don't see any evidence of power in you whatsoever.
*He puts his fingers on the cell door again, and electric energy arcs through them*
K'Warra: This is a very well-made cell. Resists power. It would probably take me, oh, a couple minutes to get open, with an immortal's power. *He rubs the claws of his other hand together casually* Anyone with, shall we say, a lesser power than me would never get in. Or, if they were unfortunate enough to be on the inside, would never get out.
*He gives a mocking smile and takes his hand off the door*
K'Warra: How about a simple test. You can try opening this door. If you can manage to touch it, that is. Oh, and no, bashing it with those beautifully muscled limbs of yours won't accomplish a single thing. As you just said...
"Whether or not you have the brawn to lift the heaviest of boulders, doesn't mean you know how to take that and do something with it."
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*WH Irvine ignites his saber in response.*
WH Irvine "Flax, Deac. Seeing is that you two ARE Jedi, and have codes to honor, in this case of dealing with situations like this. I could let you sit this one out, while I take care of them..."
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*Jail*
*Talon looks at his arm, and notices it isn't quite muscular as one could judge it, especally compared to the Gargolye in the room. Then he raises his eyebrow at the Gargolye.*
Talon "Your arms are a bit larger then mine if you havent relised."
*Talon walks to the wall and looks at it. Then at Vertmor and K'vana. Vertmor immedately walks back to the enterence...*
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Deac: Who said anything about a code of honour? You need training for that.
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*Flax uses the sabre to slice through two men. Another attacks with his sword, which Flax cuts in half, he takes the hand off a fourth.*
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((OOS: I could've sworn Talon was big and bulky...or maybe that was Goliath?  ))
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*One of the guards takes Flax by surprise from behind as his comrade's hand is removed. The spell on his spear knocks Flax several feet forward to the ground.
Rwos' lightsword slices the guard's weapon in two before he can carry out another blow.
Trael deals great blows to the guards attacking him. They fall to the ground and stay down.
Several of the guards break and run. The others back away*
Derk: Guards! GUARDS! Fools! If it takes my entire army to bring you in, it shall be do---*His bluster cuts off as Rwos telekinetically pushes him to the ground*
Rwos: I'll take care of this. Go!
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Maria: *not moving her hand from Kvana's throat* K'Warra, what are you doing...
K'Warra: Don't worry, Maria, if you want a shot you can get one too after our friend the demon here takes his turn.
Maria: This is a waste of time.
K'Warra: Oh, and I wouldn't leave just yet, Vertmor. I'm not through with you at all.
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Jail
*Talon takes a step back from the wall to give himself more space infront of him. A most serious look is seen on his face.
Then he unsheathes his Nameless and points it stright at the door.*
Talon *speaking almost generically, but ment towards K'Warra* "Never doubt my power not my intellect ever. You could break this cell open if you wanted it."
*Before anyone could reply a dark arua surrounds closely around Talon as his sword begins to glow blue. Soon it too is surrounded by a dark arua that itself is generating.
A pulse of the dark power behind the sword ripples into air, powerful enogh to let ordinary humans feel its wake...
Talon twists the sword so the width of the blade is horizontal, which creates runes on the length of the blade glow white.
The wall cracks, then crumbles stright down to the point until were the wall meets other surfaces...* (ie the door, ceiling, floor, etc)
The aruas immeadately dissipate.*
Talon *not looking phased* "That was a parlor trick. Merely for show."
*Talon turns and walks toward the door.*
Talon "Doubt my powers further, then back up your words outside..."
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Jail
K'Warra: Very well.
*He clubs Talon over the back of his head as his back is turned*
K'Warra: *as Talon sinks to the floor* I don't like demons. Oh, and thanks for opening the cell.
*He steps over Talon and takes a step into the now-wallless room*
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*Talon gets up, barely making a sound, and appearing that the blow didn't do a thing when he was off guard.*
Talon "I thought so, Gargolye..."
*K'warra turns slightly, and finds Talon already next to him in a blazing speed, just before K'warra can to anything, Talon pushes K'warra stright through the adjacent wall and into the alley-way behind the jail.
Talon then grabs K'warra before he could recover and throws him out into the street where the others are fighting...*
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