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Old 11-04-2003, 07:42 AM   #1
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Old 11-04-2003, 09:46 AM   #2
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What?????
What do you mean?


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Old 11-04-2003, 11:33 AM   #3
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what are you talking about ???


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Old 11-04-2003, 06:18 PM   #4
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Mungo Fett, you realize your RPG has to be, you know, ...about something


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Old 11-04-2003, 06:22 PM   #5
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Technically, it is
Its the RPG about "join us"
Ok, my character is Shade
Shade joined "us"


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Old 11-04-2003, 09:59 PM   #6
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((((Let call it an all out rpg!)))))

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Old 11-05-2003, 02:21 AM   #7
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Fine

My character is Redwing (yes my originality is equalled only by the author of this RPG)

*Redwing, an androgynous humanoid creature covered with red, white and black feathers and sporting cardinal-red wings, walks in after Shade (having also joined "us" )*

Redwing: Hello Shade, Apo. Are others on their way to join...us?


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Old 11-05-2003, 03:46 AM   #8
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*flys in*

*Mysterious man* "I am the almighty Blargman! Fear the words that thy speakith! For no comprehension shall be achived!!!"

*Eyes shift back and fourth*

*Mysterious man* "Alright, I'm kookee..."

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Old 11-05-2003, 11:48 AM   #9
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Tepe drops from the sky, next to Apo. "Hi Apo... Could you please scrap me out of this... street or something... Damn God... I hate him... I dont want to be his messenger anymore but gotta do what god tells me..." Some thunderbolts hit Tepe "Yes, yes... I know you heard that!!" Tepe shouted towards the sky, standing up. He was dressed in grey cape, grey shoes, grey socks, grey shirt, grey T-shirt, grey underpants and grey pants. His hair was coloured yellow and he was holding a grey hat on his right hand and a grey staff in his left hand. He was really a nerd who dropped off from a airplane for a nice enterance but he blew it so he got to think something so the other "us" wouldn't start teasing him


"Our posturings, our imagined self-importance,
the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe,
are challenged by this point of pale light.
Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.
In our obscurity – in all this vastness – there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
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Old 11-06-2003, 12:02 AM   #10
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meanwhile, jedi hero snow blows a hole in the wall.
"Uh, is this where Darth Vader is? I'm kinda looking for him, so, you know, if you find him...could you tell me? Thanks."

"Oh and i saw the fliers. I guess i can join you...er...us, or is it you?.....does us stand for something? Oh i am soooo confused!"



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Old 11-06-2003, 01:19 AM   #11
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Kookee "Darth Vader? You just missed him a long time ago. Now I heard he's in a Galaxy far, far away."
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Old 11-06-2003, 02:11 AM   #12
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*snow hits himself in the head*

"Aw petuties! I always just miss him, and he is always in a galaxy far far away!!! At least I can join you guys...or uh, 'us'?"



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Old 11-07-2003, 03:04 PM   #13
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Shade looked around
"It seems like we are all here.... So, let's go!"
Shade started to run towards the mysterious us:s target


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Old 11-07-2003, 03:18 PM   #14
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You guys realise that mungo fett is a friend of me who was fooling around?
I think what he was referring to as 'us' is this
u can still check it out...




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Old 11-07-2003, 10:08 PM   #15
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((Too bad. We've already hijacked the..."plot". ))

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Old 11-08-2003, 12:10 AM   #16
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*Falls from the sky and lands face-first into the cold, hard, pavement, then gets up as if it were nothing.*

"Damn! I thought I landed in front of the gates to Val Halla, the land of the Gods. Anyway, where am I, and what this 'us' I've heard about?"


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 11-08-2003, 02:21 AM   #17
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*Kookee looks up*

Kookee "Is there something with the sky today? Characters dropping out of no where!?!!"

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Old 11-08-2003, 01:03 PM   #18
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snow shrugs

"i dunno," snow says, "but i can't wait till darth vader falls from the sky...i'm going to kill him!!!! So, uh, what do we do with this 'you' group, or is it 'us'? OH I AM SO CONFUSED!!!"



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Old 11-08-2003, 02:42 PM   #19
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*man flys in with a parachute*

"**** where are those elves."

*realizes sign*

"oh so this is 'US' can i join?"

*five elves fall in from the sky each breaking a bone*

elf 1: "how can"
elf 2: "we"
elf 3: "serve"
elf 4: "hu"
elf 2: "he cant speak he broke his jaw so ill say it for him""you"
elf 5: "master"


"you dont nead to anything... so if im going to join 'US' i might as well say my name it is rick ulo"

*elves start playing music*


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Old 11-08-2003, 02:50 PM   #20
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*Kookee walks up to the elves and pours out an entire can of lighter fluid on the elves, even taking the time to get every drop out. Then he pulls out a box of matches, lites a match, and throws it on the elves.*

Kookee *watching the burning elves squrm* "Elves are funny..."

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Old 11-08-2003, 03:31 PM   #21
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ya i know i buy five of them every month and put them in the shooting range when there out of date

*whatces one of elves eyes pop*

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Old 11-08-2003, 03:55 PM   #22
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Tepe the grey -as they say in the clowds- walks next to the elf's.
"What the...?" He asks and looks the burning elf's. "Where did those come from?" He asks again and then sticks the sharp end of his staff throught the one elf's head. He lifted him up and took somekind of sabre under his cape. He cut the elf's throath and the rest of the body fell to the ground. Tepe looked the burning elf head on his staff. "Yak..." He said and kicked the head off from his staff. Then he took a handcerchief on his other hand from his pocket and starts cleaning the blood from his staff.


"Our posturings, our imagined self-importance,
the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe,
are challenged by this point of pale light.
Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.
In our obscurity – in all this vastness – there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
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Old 11-08-2003, 09:26 PM   #23
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*A strange body falls from the sky, and with a " iiii wanna join 'us' toooooo" he crashes with his head first into the cold, hard pavement you spoke of...*

"och..."


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Old 11-08-2003, 09:28 PM   #24
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(((((Hey, welcome Smellyhat, you gonna be part of the RPG forums? I hope so)))))

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"Well, any idea what to do now? We can invade Earth. Thats popular nowadays"


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Old 11-08-2003, 10:17 PM   #25
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Kookee "Sure what ever, I need to go there anyway, out of lighter fliud..."

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Old 11-09-2003, 06:50 AM   #26
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"Sheesh... If we are going to invade the world... I need a shotgun, UZI's, UMP's, Desert Eagle's and Colt's" Tepe sayd, walkind next to Shade


"Our posturings, our imagined self-importance,
the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe,
are challenged by this point of pale light.
Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.
In our obscurity – in all this vastness – there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
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Old 11-09-2003, 08:19 AM   #27
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"Bah! I have my E-11 blaster. That should do it. Anyone who knows magic or have an allmighty weapon?"


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Old 11-09-2003, 11:16 AM   #28
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Kookee *being rude* "Um, excuse me!? Lighter Fluid! Need here, less talky more getty."

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*A magic canister of lighter fluid suddenly appears next me.*

"I've got some, but it's gonna cost you."


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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another person drops from the sky while humming "its raining men", but this one actually manage to miss the famous cold hard pavement and falls down into a bottomless pit. then a loud "DO´H" come from he pit and then the sound of a jetpack being activated. he comes swooshing out of the pit and land next to the other guys. "hey, are you guys ...us? and in that case, mind if I join? I`m Timor Silvermane by the way" he said and took of his black helmet, revealing long, silverlike hair.


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walks up to the lighterfluid and smells on it for a while, then threw a lighter in it... "BOOM"

"fuuuun!! "


" i heard someone talking about us going to earth and think it's about time we go now"

*makes a lot of useless movements with his feet, as if dancing a bad dance
The cold, hard pavement suddenly are in the middle of a blue, shimmering portal.
the pavement lands on top of an old building and it collapses*

"whoa, then we're here... what was it we were doing here anyway??"


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something black falls from the sky.
he hits the pavement, beeing squished into pieces...
Then, suddenly the pieces retract and he becomes something that looks like a giant pie...
"oops, wrong trick" he babbles, and then he becomes a person cloaked in black...
as no one cares, and everyone is overlooking him he tries to get their attention by saying "hi, i'm Pie-raddish!"
As no one reacts to this either, he transforms himself into a pie again, saying "theres pie for all!"
as the others start eating him he says "by the way, can i join us?"




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Old 11-09-2003, 07:58 PM   #33
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walks up to the lighterfluid and smells on it for a while, then threw a lighter in it... "BOOM"

"fuuuun!! "


" i heard someone talking about us going to earth and think it's about time we go now"

*makes a lot of useless movements with his feet, as if dancing a bad dance
The cold, hard pavement suddenly are in the middle of a blue, shimmering portal.
the pavement lands on top of an old building and it collapses*

"whoa, then we're here... what was it we were doing here anyway??"
"Agh! My lighter fluid! Why you dirty, little......that was for Kookee!"

*Takes out an oak bokken and starts chasing after SmellyHat, hitting him every chance he gets.*

"I hope you're willing to pay the ultimate price! That'll be a total of.......14 Republic credits. Thank you, and have a nice day!"


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 11-09-2003, 11:39 PM   #34
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Redwing: This is weirder than even I'm used to. How many people want to join 'us', anyway?!

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*kookee sprinkles rat poison onto the pie.*

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Apo presses a button and the place is shadowed by a giant can of lighter fluid.Apo jumps into his ship and hovers above them with his light saber."Ok this should be interesting"Apo dumps the fluid on everyone and then holds his saber in a difrent Neo out fit"To ignite or not to ignite...this is the true question."


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Apo presses a button and the place is shadowed by a giant can of lighter fluid.Apo jumps into his ship and hovers above them with his light saber."Ok this should be interesting"Apo dumps the fluid on everyone and then holds his saber in a difrent Neo out fit"To ignite or not to ignite...this is the true question." Then a pack of rabid weasels com and begin to chew on the others while a giant monkey is being eaten by an ant and screaming frantickly.

(((Can you beat that weirdness?! ))))


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"So, were supposed to invade this place, eh? then ill be needing some weapons." he starts to look through his pockets, and after a while he draw up a fried chicken. "nope, this wont do" he puts the whole chicken in the mouth of the weasel gnawing him, and keeps looking. "lets see, crowbar;no, talking eggs; no. round elefant; no, a green snowball with podagra and two front teeth; ...........maybe, scissor with hands; no, OH! so thats were I left it" Timor says and draw a two stories house of his pocket. "no wonder I couldn´t find my way home. now this pockets empty, how bout the inner pocket. double sided chair; no, a coconut with a high social intellegence; no, a clone of Smellyhat; no. ah, her´s something." he says and rarely enough goes into his own inner pocket and come out of his backpocket. "its an elfgun!" he demonstrates it by shooting at the giant can of lighterfluid and accidenticaly (sp?) blows the whole thing up, blasting everyone to the ground and killing the weasels, the ant and the frantickly screaming monkey.

(((think I just did)))


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Old 11-10-2003, 01:41 PM   #39
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A drill pops up from the ground, and a tiny dwarf pops his head through the hole.

"Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have followed that goon."

The dwarf climbs up through the hole and dusts himself off. He notices everyone is staring at him.

"What??!!"

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The giant pie transforms into a green bear with small fangs, and walks over to calm down the monkey... As it's already dead the bear transforms to a bowl of water and starts crying...
Then a french fry with 5 legs and tiny ears pops out of the bowl!
"so, what is it we're gonna invade again?" he peeps
"earth? ok!" he says and pulls out a rather normal-looking ketchup bottle...
As this has little effect he calls for his hot-dog friend steve and rides into the sunset and back again.
"are you guys coming or what!?" he roars




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