lfnetwork.com mark read register faq members calendar

Thread: Rpg
Thread Tools Display Modes
Post a new thread. Sorry, this thread is closed. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Old 11-11-2003, 08:03 AM   #41
topshot
Loves Taffy
 
topshot's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 3,496
"......?"

*Calls down a Harley Davidson from the heavens, grabs his brother Seph, sticks him in his pocket, and takes off.*

"Yup!"


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
topshot is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 02:34 PM   #42
Smellyhat
Rookie
 
Smellyhat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Donkeys ass
Posts: 12
"heeeeyy !!! that's MINE!!!! don't you dare try to steal a clone of me!!! "

*sneaks up behind Timor and steals the clone*

"mine! "

As Timor turns against him, he punches Timor right in the chest, unfortunaly hitting his inner pocket and his fist came out the backpocket and shattered the tiny french fry with the ketchup bottle.

... "what is wrong with your pocket??????"

"wery well then, shall we (us) be going to invade this... "earth" or should we just stay here and do a LOT of silly things??"


My hat smells of poop!!
Smellyhat is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 04:36 PM   #43
Hermie
vs. The World.
 
Hermie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: on a highway to hell
Posts: 1,319
Current Game: On the top of it.
Forum Veteran 
"I think we should invade that Dirt or whatever its name is." Timor said and runs into his house and get out a coach with horselegs and get into it.


Hermie is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 04:36 PM   #44
Pie™
A peppermint nightmare.
 
Pie™'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 4,132
LF Jester Forum Veteran 
as smellyhat luckily hits the wrong 5 legged french fry with a ketchup bottle riding a hot dog named steve(there are many of us you know), our shocked hero-fry squeeks; "you, you, you MONSTER!"
He squirts ketchup in smellyhat's eye. and rides beside topshot




Pondering the mystery of rainbows, UFOs, and ****ing magnets.
Pie™ is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 05:13 PM   #45
weiderudare
Veteran
 
weiderudare's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 863
"Ok, lets go! Last one to Earth is a meatpie!"
Shade blasted off into space, and soon reached Earth.


You can't say that civilization isn't in progress, because in every war, they kill you in a new way
weiderudare is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 05:17 PM   #46
Pie™
A peppermint nightmare.
 
Pie™'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 4,132
LF Jester Forum Veteran 
MMM MEATPIE!!!
"set in your turbo gas, steve"
*blasts after shade!*




Pondering the mystery of rainbows, UFOs, and ****ing magnets.
Pie™ is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 05:19 PM   #47
Joetheeskimo
Statusless
 
Joetheeskimo's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,923
Current Game: KotOR
"No fair, I don't have a spaceship," The dwarf whines. He grabs onto Pie's sidemirror and hops into his spaceship.

Joetheeskimo is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 05:24 PM   #48
Pie™
A peppermint nightmare.
 
Pie™'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 4,132
LF Jester Forum Veteran 
((sounds ok joe, but i don't have a spaceship, only steve the flying hot-dog))
The dwarf holds on to steve the hot dog's b-hind!




Pondering the mystery of rainbows, UFOs, and ****ing magnets.
Pie™ is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 05:30 PM   #49
Joetheeskimo
Statusless
 
Joetheeskimo's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,923
Current Game: KotOR
The dwarf realizes he's on a hot dog and starts chewing on the end of it. "Anyone have some ketchup?"

Joetheeskimo is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 05:44 PM   #50
Pie™
A peppermint nightmare.
 
Pie™'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 4,132
LF Jester Forum Veteran 
"Yeah, i have some! No, waaaait just a second... YOU'RE EATING STEVE!!!"
the french-fry squirts the dwarf of steve with a blast of ketchup




Pondering the mystery of rainbows, UFOs, and ****ing magnets.
Pie™ is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 06:37 PM   #51
Joetheeskimo
Statusless
 
Joetheeskimo's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,923
Current Game: KotOR
"AAAAAAAAAAAaaa..."

The dwarf, out of all odds lands on earth next to Shade.

*Dusting himself off* "Well, thanks"


Joetheeskimo is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 08:21 PM   #52
Smellyhat
Rookie
 
Smellyhat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Donkeys ass
Posts: 12
hmmmmm

incase nobody noticed: " WE ARE ON EARTH!!!!!"

does none of you recall the smelly hat teleporting the cold, hard pavement to the top of an old building on earth???

that includes of course everybody who was on that pavement in that second...


My hat smells of poop!!
Smellyhat is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 08:22 PM   #53
Smellyhat
Rookie
 
Smellyhat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Donkeys ass
Posts: 12
besides i hit the ONLY fry, as there were no other...


My hat smells of poop!!
Smellyhat is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 08:26 PM   #54
topshot
Loves Taffy
 
topshot's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 3,496
*Topshot and his living, breathing, flying Harley Davidson he calls Jim, land on Mars.*

"Well, we finally made it! We're finally on.......wait a minute, we're not on Earth! Ok, what the heck's going on?"

Jim:"Outta gas! Need refill! Feed me. FEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEE!!!!!"

*Jim starts crying like a little baby.*

Topshot:"Oh this is just great! Just great! I travel to a far away galaxy which was hardly a long, long time ago. AND NOW I'M STUCK ON MARS WITH NO GAS AND A BIKE WHO WON'T STOP COMPLAINING!!!!!!"

*Descending from the heavens comes Darth Vader.*

Vader:"Luke.......*big gasp*.....I am your......wait a minute, you're not Luke! What the heck's going on here?"

Topshot:"Beats me. I was headin' toward a planet called Yarth or something. You must be Darth Vader."

Vader:"That, I am, puny 17 year old boy!"

Topshot:"Um, I have a message for you. It's from the Jedi hero known only to myself as Snowman21. He's looking for you. AND I AM NOT PUNY!!!!"

Vader:"And I, for him, as well. He still owes me a new cape and lightsaber. And you ARE puny!"

Topshot:"I COULD BEAT YOU WITH BOTH MY HANDS TIED BEHIND MY BACK!"

Vader:"No you can't. You don't have any rope with you. What is it he wants?"

Topshot:"He wants to kill you."

Vader (bored):"He ALWAYS wants to kill me!"

*The discussion continues while the other guys are on Earth, and Topshot, a talking motorcycle named Jim, and Darth Vader are stuck on Mars.*


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
topshot is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 08:39 PM   #55
Smellyhat
Rookie
 
Smellyhat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Donkeys ass
Posts: 12
"heyyy, isn't that Topshot???" Smellyhat said while pointing at a moving object 400 ++ meters above the cold, hard, pavement, wich still are moving longer and longer away.

"what's he doing up there? i thought we were supposed to capture this Jearth or something.... "


My hat smells of poop!!
Smellyhat is offline   you may:
Old 11-11-2003, 11:17 PM   #56
rick ulo 11103
Junior Member
 
rick ulo 11103's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: argentina... stalkers
Posts: 404
"i dont know" said rick riding on his tank
"im going to get him"
*rick landed on mars*
"stupid davidson"rick blows the bike up with an rpg
"you can come with me"


THANKS SO MUCH LF A HOME AWAY FROM HOME
rick ulo 11103 is offline   you may:
Old 11-12-2003, 12:41 AM   #57
Apologetic
Veteran
 
Apologetic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 751
Apo lights the lighter fluid and from space there is a huge patch of smoke after a bright light."And so ends everyone else."


Love God and Jesus as they love you
Apologetic is offline   you may:
Old 11-12-2003, 01:08 PM   #58
Smellyhat
Rookie
 
Smellyhat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Donkeys ass
Posts: 12
heyyy

that's not fair at all!!!!

you can't just end us (everyone else or 'us'?)


My hat smells of poop!!
Smellyhat is offline   you may:
Old 11-12-2003, 01:59 PM   #59
Pie™
A peppermint nightmare.
 
Pie™'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 4,132
LF Jester Forum Veteran 
Quote:
Originally posted by topshot
*Topshot and his living, breathing, flying Harley Davidson he calls Jim, land on Mars.*

"Well, we finally made it! We're finally on.......wait a minute, we're not on Earth! Ok, what the heck's going on?"

Jim:"Outta gas! Need refill! Feed me. FEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEE!!!!!"

*Jim starts crying like a little baby.*

Topshot:"Oh this is just great! Just great! I travel to a far away galaxy which was hardly a long, long time ago. AND NOW I'M STUCK ON MARS WITH NO GAS AND A BIKE WHO WON'T STOP COMPLAINING!!!!!!"
Hah! at least steve the flying hot dog doesn't complain




Pondering the mystery of rainbows, UFOs, and ****ing magnets.
Pie™ is offline   you may:
Old 11-12-2003, 02:39 PM   #60
Redwing
thedeadlymoose
 
Redwing's Avatar
 
Status: Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 17,233
10 year veteran! LFN Staff Member Forum Veteran LF Jester 
Redwing: Well, now this won't do. To preserve the integrity of us, we can't have individuals among us trying to end us. *Takes Apo's lighter fluid* We're staging an intervention here, pal.


Redwing is offline   you may:
Old 11-12-2003, 08:06 PM   #61
topshot
Loves Taffy
 
topshot's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 3,496
"Thanks, man. They sure don't make Harleys like they used to about 1,000 years ago."

*Gives Rick 100 Republic creds and together, they travel back to Earth.*

*Spots Red staging an intervention.*

"Need help?"


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
topshot is offline   you may:
Old 11-12-2003, 08:37 PM   #62
Apologetic
Veteran
 
Apologetic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 751
(((BAH!)))
Apo chases his lighter fluid


Love God and Jesus as they love you
Apologetic is offline   you may:
Old 11-12-2003, 10:02 PM   #63
rick ulo 11103
Junior Member
 
rick ulo 11103's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: argentina... stalkers
Posts: 404
"come on in and you were asking for some guns awhile ago...."
*rick gets in his tank and comes out with assault rifles, desert eagles, RPGs, sniper rifles, ect.*


THANKS SO MUCH LF A HOME AWAY FROM HOME
rick ulo 11103 is offline   you may:
Old 11-12-2003, 10:34 PM   #64
topshot
Loves Taffy
 
topshot's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 3,496
*Takes out an AMD .65 Hungarian assault rifle and blasts Apo's lighter fluid, then sees that the fluid is floating in mid-air.*

"Wow! That is lighter fluid!"

*Sees that the fluid creates a huge explosion, nearly blowing Apo to pieces in the process. He then sees that Apo isn't really dead.*

"Man, this sucks. This bites!"


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
topshot is offline   you may:
Old 11-13-2003, 01:54 AM   #65
Apologetic
Veteran
 
Apologetic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 751
Apo fly's into the wall"Want to play like that?!"Apo rushes to the jedi academy and rouge squadron to protect earth Apo has the ships suround earth and waits on earth for the infantry


Love God and Jesus as they love you
Apologetic is offline   you may:
Old 11-13-2003, 02:23 AM   #66
topshot
Loves Taffy
 
topshot's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 3,496
*Uses a little bit of harsh sarcasm.*

"Um, hello? News flash, Einstein! We're already on Earth! Rogue Squadron can't do a thing to us unless they blow up the planet as well!"


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
topshot is offline   you may:
Old 11-13-2003, 02:23 PM   #67
Smellyhat
Rookie
 
Smellyhat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Donkeys ass
Posts: 12
yeah that's right!

and since were on earth right now, who can't we just invade it...

Who made the idea of invading earth anyway?? why earth, and not some other planet??



yesyes...

should we invade this earth or just go and play soccer?


My hat smells of poop!!
Smellyhat is offline   you may:
Old 11-13-2003, 04:07 PM   #68
weiderudare
Veteran
 
weiderudare's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 863
"Soccer seems funnier! Lets do that! I want Topshot in my team!"


You can't say that civilization isn't in progress, because in every war, they kill you in a new way
weiderudare is offline   you may:
Old 11-13-2003, 09:08 PM   #69
rick ulo 11103
Junior Member
 
rick ulo 11103's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: argentina... stalkers
Posts: 404
"NO SOCCER!!!!!!" yelled rick "NOW THE WORLD ENDS!!!!!!!!!"

*rick takes out the biggest can of lighter fluid anyone had seen and poured it on earth*

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

*lights matc and throws it on the ground*


THANKS SO MUCH LF A HOME AWAY FROM HOME
rick ulo 11103 is offline   you may:
Old 11-13-2003, 09:55 PM   #70
Apologetic
Veteran
 
Apologetic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 751
Apo uses a freeze ray to freeze the fluid so the match has no affect then takes the huge patch of ice and flings it at rick and sends him flying and using the force has the ice in space while rouge squadron detnates it"OOOOO pretty colors"


Love God and Jesus as they love you
Apologetic is offline   you may:
Old 11-13-2003, 10:54 PM   #71
rick ulo 11103
Junior Member
 
rick ulo 11103's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: argentina... stalkers
Posts: 404
*rick recovered from the blow and went in his tank*

"DIE!!!!!!!"

*rick fires the turret at apo shattering his spine*

"mess with the best and die like the rest"

*rick shoved a grenade up a hole as big as a watermelon and whatched as apo was blown off earth*

"hehe"


THANKS SO MUCH LF A HOME AWAY FROM HOME
rick ulo 11103 is offline   you may:
Old 11-14-2003, 12:46 AM   #72
Apologetic
Veteran
 
Apologetic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 751
Apo uses extreme force heal and becomes good as new. Apo stands with an army of jedi as far as the eye can see"We may have to fight a hard battle but we will Have victory of this planet!"The jedi activate their sabers and charge rick and rick only


Love God and Jesus as they love you
Apologetic is offline   you may:
Old 11-14-2003, 06:30 PM   #73
weiderudare
Veteran
 
weiderudare's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 863
Shade uses a sledgehammer to kill all off the jedis.
"Everyone happy now? So, whats next?"


You can't say that civilization isn't in progress, because in every war, they kill you in a new way
weiderudare is offline   you may:
Old 11-14-2003, 08:47 PM   #74
Apologetic
Veteran
 
Apologetic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 751
(((Thats messed up shade........)))

Apo takes his saber and the other jedi steal the sledge hammer and slam it on shade


[Shade out for 2 posts]


Love God and Jesus as they love you
Apologetic is offline   you may:
Old 11-14-2003, 08:57 PM   #75
weiderudare
Veteran
 
weiderudare's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 863
Apo, this isn't the Bar Fight Thread....


You can't say that civilization isn't in progress, because in every war, they kill you in a new way
weiderudare is offline   you may:
Old 11-15-2003, 02:36 AM   #76
Apologetic
Veteran
 
Apologetic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 751
(((Yea i know but apearently it has spread to other threads when needed so your back in))))


Love God and Jesus as they love you
Apologetic is offline   you may:
Old 11-16-2003, 05:08 AM   #77
Redwing
thedeadlymoose
 
Redwing's Avatar
 
Status: Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 17,233
10 year veteran! LFN Staff Member Forum Veteran LF Jester 
((No. ))

*Redwing stands staring in disbelief at all the chaos*


Redwing is offline   you may:
Old 11-16-2003, 05:56 AM   #78
topshot
Loves Taffy
 
topshot's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 3,496
*Stands in the distance, the sun casting his shadow in front of him. Proto Man's whistle tune plays (Ya'll who've played the original Mega Man should know what I'm talkin' about!). Finally, someone shouts.*

Some guy:"Dude! Your whistle is stupid!"

Topshot (gripping the guy, aiming an uzi to his head):"DON'T DISS THE WHISTLE!"

*Blows the guy's head straight off his shoulders.*


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
topshot is offline   you may:
Old 11-16-2003, 09:55 AM   #79
Smellyhat
Rookie
 
Smellyhat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Donkeys ass
Posts: 12
walkup to redwing: "why are we still here? going to this yarth has just ruined our discipline... come on, lets go play on Yavin 4"

*Drags redwing in his sleeve and jumps on Steve the flying hot dog*

"go to Yavin 4 (or at least to a spaceship)"

"byebye to everone figthing down here" The man with the smelly hat said and Steve begun flying out to the space, with a little herofry at his front, a man with a smelly hat on his middle, and Redwing hanging from his arm holding on to his back...


My hat smells of poop!!
Smellyhat is offline   you may:
Old 11-16-2003, 12:00 PM   #80
Pie™
A peppermint nightmare.
 
Pie™'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 4,132
LF Jester Forum Veteran 
"weeeeeeeeeeeee!"
steve, here we go again!
they land on yavin 4 right outside the academy
"yes, i think some of your jedis are revolting, and destroying this planet called warth!" the fry says to a jedi master who is practising his winking skills.
The jedi ignores him and starts dancing riverdance...




Pondering the mystery of rainbows, UFOs, and ****ing magnets.
Pie™ is offline   you may:
Post a new thread. Sorry, this thread is closed. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Go Back   LucasForums > Network > JediKnight Series > Community > Star Wars Roleplaying > Rpg

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:45 AM.

LFNetwork, LLC ©2002-2011 - All rights reserved.
Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.