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Old 11-06-2003, 12:17 AM   #1
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You just enrolled in kindergarten jedi academy...

okay, here's the deal. Its everyone's first day at the KINDERGARTEN JEDI ACADEMY. You can only take the role of a kindergarten student. Ok, thats about it...have fun!

Ok, i guess i'll start:


*baby jedi master snow just walked into the jedi academy.*

"Gee whilikers! I hate school! I'm already on the jedi counsel for crying out loud! But mommy says I spend to much time on www.lucasforums.com!"

"Not here, are the kids?" jedi master yoda asked. "Wait, we must."

"I guesses my friends at lucasforums didn't see my post."

they wait, and wait....



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Old 11-06-2003, 12:58 AM   #2
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Little Apo walks up
"Some jeedi walked up to me after i fixed his ship and taked me here"Apo sighs
"I thinked getting a lightsaber would be good"Apo turns to yoda"Who you?"


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Old 11-06-2003, 01:04 AM   #3
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"ugh," snow moans, "you n00bz gots no h0n0rz!!111 Thats is master Yoga!"

"Yoda is my name," Yoda replies.

"Hear! Catch!" snow throws a saber to Apo. But the saber was turned on...and it cut off his head. Snow got himself a needle and thread and sewed his head back on.

"gee whiz!" snow said, "good thing they teach serjery at the academy!!!"



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Old 11-06-2003, 08:30 AM   #4
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Old 11-06-2003, 09:01 PM   #5
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((((That was messed up so take this!))))

Another Apo walks in"There you be!"Apo picks up the other Apo"Sorry this droid always like this"Apo tuns it off and picks up the saber"Sorry Master Yoda I havent worked out the droids action."Apo smiles"But i thinks he saveded my life considering what you done"


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Old 11-06-2003, 11:26 PM   #6
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*snow has confused look on his face*

"ahh, i thinks i know why the other you haded wires in the insides."

"Start training, we must" yoda says. "Be your master I will."

"you talksed funny yo!" snow replied.

"'OH I KILL YOU!" yoda screamed. He blasts snow with lightning. Snow deflects it and uses force grip on yoda.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing" snow says.



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Old 11-06-2003, 11:44 PM   #7
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Apo takes his saber and takes snows legs off and chokes him to yoda.


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Old 11-07-2003, 12:20 AM   #8
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*snow uses his sergery training to sew his leg back on.*

He then takes his saber, and cuts off three of Apo's fingers

"that will teach ya to mess wit a jedi master!!!! muha!"



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Old 11-07-2003, 12:23 AM   #9
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((Ok, so I guess this is my chance to be the Stewie of the Star Wars universe, then, if that is alright with ya's, snow. ))

Little Topshot, the nearly highly-intelligent male human, walks in and finds Apo choking the life out of snow.

"I go to the bathroom for one second, and this what happens? Gah, I can't stand this! You all drop dead now! Bye, bye, bye!!!!!"

With that said, Little Topshot takes out a red lightsaber, then slices 'n' dices Apo, snow, and Yoda into cole slaw, then walks away, going off to turn all the academy students into his mindless servants, so that he can take over the universe at the age of 5.


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Old 11-07-2003, 02:01 AM   #10
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Apo walks in "How many times do i have to tell you three stays out of the simulator!"Apo turns off the simulator and the characters desinergrate."Ok's guys Master Yoda wantss uss"Apo pushes a button on his watch and a shield goes around him"So's you dont's not hurt me"


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Old 11-07-2003, 10:21 PM   #11
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"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" they all haerd and then a nuke fell and killed everyone


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Old 11-07-2003, 10:33 PM   #12
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((((This has no RPG purpose.....this has blown outa proportion))))

Apo wakes up It was a dream....all a dream"Wow's thats was a strang dream"Apo gets outa bed and heads to Yoda's class and trains with his lightsaber.


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Old 11-07-2003, 11:26 PM   #13
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((You're telling me! ))

Apo awakens to find Topshot standing in the hallway to class.

"Come with me. I have something to show you."

Topshot then walks off into the Practice Hall.


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Old 11-07-2003, 11:36 PM   #14
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(((well, if you don't like it, then don't reply)))

Snow walks in the room again.


"holy crap! where is eveybody?" snow asks.

topshot walks in the room. he brings up his saber. snow does too.

"i kill ya!" says snow...



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Old 11-07-2003, 11:54 PM   #15
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((Well, I kind of do like it and I kind of don't, in some perspective. Nothing to worry about, though. One thing, though, snow: Read the rules. You can't control my character unless I say you can, and you can't. I'll let it slide just once, though, being because I'm feeling a little generous tonight.))

I walk into the room and see snow holding up his saber, waiting for me to do the same.

"What the deuce is going on here?!?"

"I kill ya," taunts snow.

"Bring. It. On." I taunt back as I activate my saber.


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Old 11-08-2003, 01:08 AM   #16
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just then a kid of 6.829437560283748957826384768021604659018384659016 39465916398456190630716036450160736597816036444576 18726387561893246759081786346510728658167826457891 6876466
years old walks in and says "me want fightie!" and shocks snow and topshot after taking out his lightsaber.


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Old 11-08-2003, 01:22 AM   #17
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((((Well guess wut the rules also noone but the gamemaster can kill but since you basicly baged every rule in the book...))))

Apo uses a device to deactivate and fry the sabers."I come to practice and this happens...."Apo leaves the room and goes into Yodas teaching chamber where he couldnt be bothered and could be taught
"Yoda me thinks the others have lost it."


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Old 11-08-2003, 01:38 AM   #18
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((Yeah, he can kill me *since that's almost the only thing he can do*, but then there's that little thing called chance where the person being attacked has to come up with the succession rate of possible damage that comes into play as well.))

"Yep," I said,"They've definitely lost it. First snow over there wants to kill me, and then there's that 6 year old kid trying to shock us. All in all, I'd say they definitely lost all sense of reality."


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Old 11-08-2003, 01:47 AM   #19
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Apo locks the door"He cant get in now"Yoda just watches and says"Well lost it they have....training they need"Apo nods
"Whats our training todays?"


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Old 11-08-2003, 01:13 PM   #20
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((sorry guys ))

Snow gets himself a new saber, and then he drills a whole into the door.

"finally, i gots you guys surrounded!!!"



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Old 11-08-2003, 01:38 PM   #21
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(((yea sorry i thought that it was so out of hand that it wouldnt hurt)))(((an hes not old he was 6. (notice the dot)4358122224732458354247673457683568465783333555 66835734567687879899990978638880900690597609606906 05953578735684523546735674568456845684246845688678 9684567378years old)))
"yoda me sorry but evil dark jedi control my mind"rick said.


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Old 11-08-2003, 07:21 PM   #22
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"Nows they got it so lets begin"


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Old 11-08-2003, 07:31 PM   #23
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((Don't be so hard on yourselves. There's nothing to blame or to apologize for in the first place. Most of it was partly my fault, anyways.))

"Ok, so you gots us surrounded."

I lunge forward and strike at snow.


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Old 11-08-2003, 10:36 PM   #24
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((((Yea its topshots fault))))

Apo blocks for snow as yoda takes his saber and pushes him out the door.

[Topshot ot for 2 posts]


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Old 11-09-2003, 03:10 PM   #25
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snow goes to indiana for two days. then comes back.

"hey, thanks for blocking me android, apo! These things sure come in handy!"

Snow for some reason kills yoda.
[yoda is out for 2 posts]



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Old 11-09-2003, 06:47 PM   #26
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Sundenly a black shadow cut them all up!

I am ZERO THE WINGED KNIGHT! I MEAN I"M CAPTAIN GUNDAM! No wait, ahh!, to much SD Gundam.

The kid falls...


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Old 11-09-2003, 07:14 PM   #27
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Apo shocks snow

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Old 11-09-2003, 09:39 PM   #28
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Old 11-09-2003, 10:20 PM   #29
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(((Yea but its a bit late))


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rick gets in the way and gets shocked

[rick is out for one post]


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Old 11-10-2003, 02:18 AM   #31
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[Snow can come in]

Apo finds snow and throws him out of the building window

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Sundenly a black shadow cut them all up!

I am ZERO THE WINGED KNIGHT! I MEAN I"M CAPTAIN GUNDAM! No wait, ahh!, to much SD Gundam.

The kid falls...
I know that feeling all too well.

*Passes out, and his conscience kicks in. Thinks he's Bakanetsumaru. Wakes up after slicing Reclaimer into a million pieces.*

What the crap?!?


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SOUL DRIVE ACTIVATE!!! Reclaimer a.k.a Captain Gundam!, knocks topshot, snow,and Apo away!


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*Topshot, a.k.a "Bakanetsumaru", gets back up to his shiny metal feet.*

Captain Gundam, erm, I mean "Reclaimer", what's the meaning of this? I'm on your side!!!!!

*Knocks Reclaimer, a.k.a "Captain Gundam", down to the floor, then uses his special sword attack (Forgot what it was called).*


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Little Apo runs in circles sith his ligh saber in the floor while the others fight.


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Old 11-11-2003, 10:21 PM   #37
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Opps. Sorry.


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((bout time i came back. only a 3 post kill limit max from now on.))

Snow trips apo. he falls on his lightsaber and turns it on. It goes through his stomach.

[apo is out for 2 posts](i'm merciful)



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rick stabs reclaimers foot and left the saber there

[reclaimer is out for 3 posts]

and then breaks snows foot bone by bone


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Gah! You dishonorable humanoid! How dare you take out the Captain!

*Bakanetsumaru's eyes look all flamey and cool-like, then rushes in for a knock-out.*

[Rick is out for an equal 3 posts.]


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