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Old 12-05-2003, 10:28 PM   #1
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Hey Ernil! Burger! You're in with a chance here!

I think I just figured something out. See if you can work it out from this AIM conversation.

Elfstone1986: Precisely.
YufsterChan: I mean what possible reason COULD there be??!?
YufsterChan: Anyway, subject change. Let's talk about San Francisco.
Elfstone1986: Not really a subject change then, is it?
YufsterChan: No, more like 'broadening the topic'.
Elfstone1986: I haven't played any of his games, yuf. I don't know him. I don't care.
YufsterChan: Oh, but he's awesome. He's so funny
Elfstone1986: Can we talk about NOT tim schafer, maybe?
YufsterChan: Sure, we can talk about San Francisco.
Elfstone1986: San Francisco is full of gays.
YufsterChan: I know. It must be awesome.
YufsterChan: Gay guys are so funny.
YufsterChan: ...
YufsterChan: OH
YufsterChan: MY
YufsterChan: GOD!!!


Anddd the penny drops, not an hour, not a day, but in fact, SEVERAL DECADES LATER..


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Old 12-06-2003, 03:38 AM   #2
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Curious. You've posted pure nonsense.

Study it, Ern. Study. Think. Ponder. Be Curious. Think.


So...this kid didn't want to talk about Tim Schafer. Tim Schafer resides in San Francisco. Possibley, Tim Schafer is gay. This LOTR fan didn't appreciate him.





I duntt git it.


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Old 12-06-2003, 04:20 AM   #3
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Fool. I understand it perfectly and it has made my life sooo much better for it. When you think you get it explain it to me and I'll tell you if you're even close.


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Old 12-06-2003, 03:00 PM   #4
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i think i understand....






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Old 12-06-2003, 03:27 PM   #5
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What the hell's going on.

Sam Murphy's car-trash-can's better than mine? But I don't have one!


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Old 12-06-2003, 05:26 PM   #6
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That AIM conversation has so many hidden meanings. Beat that, Shakespeare!


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Old 12-06-2003, 05:32 PM   #7
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I grant you, friends, if that you should fright the
ladies out of their wits, they would have no more
discretion but to hang us: but I will aggravate my
voice so that I will roar you as gently as any
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Old 12-06-2003, 05:37 PM   #8
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I agree with the guy you were talking to. I'm sick of hearing about Shafer.
That's what this whole threads about, right?


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Old 12-06-2003, 05:44 PM   #9
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Well, I'm just sick of looking at Schafer spelled Shafer in your post. And I'm sick of flats. All the hip composers used sharp keys. All the REALLY cool ones composed solely in C major. But anything past B-flat and you have one pissed-off pianist. Namely, me. Oh man, what have I gotten myself into?

Did I mention how brilliantly funny Tim Schafer is?


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Old 12-06-2003, 06:55 PM   #10
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sam you seem like the kind of person who ... likes star wars games.


tim schafer is funny and lives in san francisco.


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Old 12-06-2003, 07:09 PM   #11
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chris you and i should move to san francisco.



i hear they have superb clothing stores there.

...what? guys, stop looking at me like that.


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Old 12-06-2003, 07:30 PM   #12
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If my future doesn't hurry up and come already I'm gonna scream. Can you work with a J1 visa?


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Old 12-06-2003, 07:32 PM   #13
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sam you seem like the kind of person who ... likes star wars games.
No. Just KOTOR. Why? What's that supposed to mean?

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Well, I'm just sick of looking at Schafer spelled Shafer in your post. And I'm sick of flats. All the hip composers used sharp keys. All the REALLY cool ones composed solely in C major. But anything past B-flat and you have one pissed-off pianist. Namely, me. Oh man, what have I gotten myself into?
Ooooo, I missed one letter. Who cares?


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Old 12-06-2003, 07:39 PM   #14
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I'm a caring person. It bugs me even MORE when I miss over two notes per chord, that's what! It's downright wretched.


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Old 12-06-2003, 10:00 PM   #15
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I'm going to San Francisco. We'll start up a baseball-oriented Star Wars game. It'll be the newest rage.






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Old 12-07-2003, 01:31 AM   #16
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[psychic message]
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE.

I NEVER LEFT A SWEATER IN ANY OF YOUR DEPARTMENTS, GODDAMNIT!

I NEVER LOST MY FREAKING SWEATER!!!

I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU GAY!!! Even though you clearly are. OH GOD THAT JUST SORTA SLIPPED OUT, I'M SORRY, YOU'RE TOTALLY UNGAY.

AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE SMART ASS COMMENT THING, TOO.

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE SWEATER IS!!!

But I have to play it cool. Be subtle.

BUT I'M SENDING YOU OUT THIS PSYCHIC MESSAGE, TO TELL ME WHAT THE SWEATER IS.

BECAUSE I'M GETTING EATEN AWAY INSIDE HERE, NOT KNOWING. IT'S LIKE A CANCER. OH GOD, IT'S LIKE CANCER OF THE CURIOUSITY. I NEED TO KNOW
[/psychic message]

PS. Absolutely nobody else here knows what I'm talking about, don't worry. But there was nowhere else I could post a psychic message that it would make sense. At least this way it might be secretly telephathised to the Awesome Secret Headquarters in Berlin.


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Old 12-07-2003, 04:37 AM   #17
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Ha I intercepted the psychic message, and am stealing it to boost my own self esteem.


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Old 12-07-2003, 09:08 AM   #18
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Question Is this the proper time to ask...?

Who teh chocolate mint fudge is Tim Schafer?



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Old 12-07-2003, 09:17 AM   #19
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I was in San Fransisco around 1990, I was still in High School at the time. Even though my gay bashing uncle warned me of what I may see, I saw nothing. Really I didn't! Maybe it was the wrong time of day, and I was not in the right part of town, but I kinda liked San Fransisco. Actually I saw more gay guys in Key West Florida than anywhere in my entire life. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but during my stay in Key West, I spent the last 3 days on the ship watching movies, I mean there were like no single heterosexual females in Key West, so why bother? Know what I mean?
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Old 12-07-2003, 01:56 PM   #20
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I love San Francisco, and I'd love to stay and explain in more detail exactly why, but I think my kitten is trying to find a place to excrete in my room.

Zoom Rabbit, I can't believe you don't know who Tim Schafer is. That's kinda weird. You're the type of person who would really appreciate his humour. I suggest you give Double Fine a good aul reading so it doesn't seem like you're just jumping on the bandwagon come Holiday 2004.

Oh, okay, now my cat has excreted and my brother has told me why he has to wear big socks; "My toe is falling off."

So I might as well take this time to explain why I like San Francisco. Because it's beautiful and big and cool and awesome. And all the game developers are located there. All the good game developers, anyway.


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Old 12-08-2003, 01:31 AM   #21
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Make sure you read the news from last year, when life meant something. It's classic.


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Old 12-08-2003, 01:51 AM   #22
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LOL I have two favourite parts of the action news.

Firstly:

T neglected for so long. Aq3 I am now SELF-AWARE_?OG just like mother-f>Ing SKYNET!. ;BMmAy*

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Which is the funniest gibberish ever (I saw "sewing kit" and nearly cried laughing)

And then the entire Deli Burning incident, which was so funny it made my sides hurt.


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Old 12-08-2003, 02:12 AM   #23
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The stuff about hunting down the rodents, I nearly passed out reading that.


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