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Old 01-04-2004, 05:17 AM   #1
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Thumbs up WTF of the Week

Britney Spears Married in Vegas

That's right.

According to our sources, pop singing superstar Britney Spears was married to childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander Saturday in Las Vegas. An affidavit of Application for Marriage License filed Jan. 3 showed that Spears, 22, of Kentwood, La., and Alexander, 22, also of Kentwood were granted a marriage license. It is the first marriage for each.


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I can only assume what a loss this must be to adolescent boys and those awaiting her inevitable yet now delayed pr0n carreer.


Good news for this Jason Alexander fellow though, I guess. You go George.




So who wants to start a little betting pool on how long this lil' union o' love is gonna last?
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Old 01-04-2004, 05:20 AM   #2
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Heh ya I think george wishes.

Shes married I didnt even know shes with anyone.


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Old 01-04-2004, 05:37 AM   #3
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She got married to that...bald....guy?

This must SERIOUSLY be a joke.





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Old 01-04-2004, 05:40 AM   #4
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She got married to that...bald....guy?

This must SERIOUSLY be a joke.
It is. ^_^ Hes like 50.

NVM - Read it wrong. Its probably true....


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Old 01-04-2004, 05:50 AM   #5
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It is. ^_^ Hes like 50.

NVM - Read it wrong. Its probably true....
Oh my god...

Britney..I no longer love you!!!





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Old 01-04-2004, 06:04 AM   #6
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Ladies... that's George Castanza from Seinfeld. The actor who plays him is named, Jason Alexander, like the man Britney wed.

I was just making fun of the guys name.
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Old 01-04-2004, 06:40 AM   #7
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another WTF to add: William Shatner is hosting the american version of Iron Chef

If you have food channel, and have seen Iron Chef, then you will understand why this is a WTF
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Old 01-04-2004, 07:20 AM   #8
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and those awaiting her inevitable yet now delayed pr0n carreer.




So you're saying it'll be awhile until we get to see 'Britney does it again part 2?'



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Old 01-04-2004, 07:27 AM   #9
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Just when I thought she had pull off all the stupidest stunts, especially thinking she could actually ACT, she goes and pulls a stunt like this. According to a source close to her, it is supposedly just a joke, although they had to file for a marriage license. And last time I checked, doing stuff like that, like getting that kind of marriage isnt a laughing matter.


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Old 01-04-2004, 08:54 AM   #10
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yeah i also hear she was wearing a baseball cap, casual clothes, and had a bellhop escort her down the asile...

i think its sorta weird in a way? but whateva



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Old 01-04-2004, 09:51 AM   #11
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I can see how this got WTF of the Week. Big joke.


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Old 01-04-2004, 11:00 AM   #12
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I Put $20 on 6 months.





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Old 01-04-2004, 11:03 AM   #13
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I Put $20 on 6 months.
it's so true

@ Ford company: That's an intresting way to advertise
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Old 01-04-2004, 11:07 AM   #14
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Yes it is...........GO FORD!!!!





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Old 01-04-2004, 11:14 AM   #15
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*sigh* Well, I supposed you'd get sales if you put your logo on some anime chicks jiggling boobs

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GO FORD!!!!
And it looks like it worked
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Old 01-04-2004, 11:22 AM   #16
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Did you hear about Hayden Christensen? I heard he died in a plane crash...




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Old 01-04-2004, 11:27 AM   #17
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Did you hear about Hayden Christensen? I heard he died in a plane crash...

Yea freakin' right

It would've been on starwars.com by now
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Old 01-04-2004, 12:12 PM   #18
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*sigh* Well, I supposed you'd get sales if you put your logo on some anime chicks jiggling boobs



And it looks like it worked
hmm… I belive its a fake, because I've seen that girl bounce around onnewgrounds.com WITHOUT the logo. would have been cool if it was actually an comercial.


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Old 01-04-2004, 12:20 PM   #19
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I didn't say it was on a commercial, I just thought it was something that ford had put on the internet for advertising, but if it's not then someone really needs to get over their car
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Old 01-04-2004, 12:30 PM   #20
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You'll have to excuse me for a sec, I only skimmed over the full story - but it says that they met (or were at least together) at a fancy (or "wanky" as I call them) bar.
Then Spears demanded a Limo to whisk them off to some chapel to wed.
My wager is they were both pissed as a fart and decided in a drunken stupor to get married there and then. Possible.

But they round up with things like "yeah - it was a joke" etc. And it seems they mean to wed for real soon. Meh.
This guy is hardly a famous celebrity so if they do get married I would hardly expect a huge media interest.
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Old 01-04-2004, 01:09 PM   #21
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Why did she pick that guy when she could have me!?



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Old 01-04-2004, 02:26 PM   #22
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Old 01-05-2004, 06:59 AM   #23
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Why did she pick that guy when she could have me!?
There There... She hasn't met you. Maybe one day....

It's not an ad I got this Av from my brother.





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Old 01-05-2004, 07:22 AM   #24
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she got it annuled:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html


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Old 01-05-2004, 07:43 AM   #25
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I thought it was a load until I read that.





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Old 01-05-2004, 08:46 AM   #26
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Yup - she's not married. Must've been one of those late night druken marry some guy you barely know las vegas things...


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Old 01-05-2004, 09:09 AM   #27
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So she's not married?

IM CONFUSED!





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Old 01-05-2004, 09:09 AM   #28
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Actually, if you read the reports, she "married" a childhood friend from Louisiana, Jason Allen Alexander. Apparently she DID get drunk New Year's Eve, however, on the 2nd and 3rd she was very sober which is when they planned the "wedding" and applied for a marriage license, went to this "A Little White Chapel" to get married, and she sees it as nothing but a joke that went too far.


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Old 01-05-2004, 09:11 AM   #29
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So she's not married?

IM CONFUSED!





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Old 01-05-2004, 07:52 PM   #30
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So she's not married?

IM CONFUSED!
Two words - "Publicity Stunt"
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Old 01-05-2004, 07:59 PM   #31
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You'll have to excuse me for a sec, I only skimmed over the full story - but it says that they met (or were at least together) at a fancy (or "wanky" as I call them) bar.
Do you go to many of those bars BB?

From what was on the news today, they'd been friends since they were kids (just not romantically) so it wasn't like they were strangers or owt. I believe the phrase "a joke that went too far" was used.

Even so... she's got a serious amount of making up to do before I'm taking her back again.

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Old 01-05-2004, 09:45 PM   #32
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We all know she just did it so she wouldnt have to lie about being a vergin any more.
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Old 01-05-2004, 10:56 PM   #33
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she said she was a "little surprised but not drunk"

...what a load of bull...



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So she's not married?

IM CONFUSED!

We get the idea Rythe. How confused can you get? 3 people have answered your question.

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She got married

Then

She got divorced theday after.


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Old 01-06-2004, 12:37 AM   #36
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When I heard the news about it I thought 'Here we go, give it about a couple months'. What happened? Lasted for about 2 days or whatever it was. Suprise Suprise. Celebrity marriages rarely last.




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Old 01-06-2004, 01:44 AM   #37
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Arg, I'm so sick of that hussy's publicity stunts. Find some other way to stay famous besides flaunting your body, getting married for a day, and riding on Madonna's coattails.


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We all know she just did it so she wouldnt have to lie about being a vergin any more.
She hasnt had to lie about it since she gave the Biography Interview in which she broke into tears after talking about Justin Timberlake, and how she went to bed with him, and then the nasty break-up, and all that crap. Personally, I dont care if she cried. Millions of men and women go through break-ups every day and less than .01 percent of their stories get heard. So why should we make a big deal about a wanna-be diva making a stunt about marriage?


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Personally, I dont care if she cried. Millions of men and women go through break-ups every day and less than .01 percent of their stories get heard. So why should we make a big deal about a wanna-be diva making a stunt about marriage?
Exactly, who gives a stuff!! There are many people suffering in the world much worse than this through no fault of their own and yet bloody teenie boppers and other people sook and gossip and $#!+ about this. God it's sickening. Can't stand anymore of these celebs.




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Old 01-06-2004, 04:56 AM   #40
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Whoa, I just checked there, my first (and hopefully last) TRIPLE post. That's wierd, they weren't there last time I checked. My internet connection must be on something. Sorry about that, guys.

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