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Old 01-19-2004, 09:18 AM   #81
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"Take Anti-Shy, one pill a day! For all your love life needs!"

I wish.
Its called alcohol

And congrats to you both, prime and siv.

And siv, be prepared for a threesome
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Old 01-20-2004, 12:53 AM   #82
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lol Pad, threesomes are the last thing Siv needs now I think

anyway, Xerxes I prefer the slow work your way to a girls heart . I'm good at poetry(or so I'm told).

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Old 01-20-2004, 01:29 AM   #83
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oh god it was hilarious...

i was going to end up asking this girl out today, i allready told her cousin that i was going to, so i was talking to her and stuff, and she just comes up with the statement "so what do you want for your bday?"

im like i dont know, so she says "i bet you know" "you just wont tell"

then she pulls out the comment "dont you have something to ask me?"

i was just like, woah...so i asked...and she said yes!

so now im a happy man with a great gf...

and btw, its always a good sign when they want you to ask the most important question of them all "do you want to be my girl", or other variations of it...

yeah its good...

and im done...



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Old 01-20-2004, 02:00 AM   #84
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So damn true.

When I went home from college for Thanksgiving break, I met a girl at the job I've been at for the past two years. She had just broken up with her boyfriend (who also worked there), and was in a bit of trouble, so they had her working as one of those people who sit with a desk out in the middle of an aisle trying to sucker you to apply for the company's credit card.

For two days, we talked (started first about her ex boyfriend, then eventually expanded out). I got her AIM address, so I continued talking to her after I left for Milwaukee. We kept talking and talking. The weekend before finals came, and I went home. It was Friday night, and her parents were gone for the weekend. She was home alone, so I went over to her place.

When I came home for Christmas break, she had to work Christmas Eve, and I had to go to church with the relatives. At communion, I dodged out the back of the church (before I invoke the wrath of the bible thumpers, I'm one of those people who question the church. Your flames will get you nowhere), got in my car, and headed out to work so I could catch her when the store closed. She was one of the last few people that came out... She wanted to hang for a bit, because she hates her Mom/Stepdad's place with a passion. I invited her to dinner with the folks, and after that whole deal, we ended up cuddling and watching TV for the rest of the night.

We're still together.

So while I was expecting something in college, I had something back at home waiting and I didn't know it. Prime's words echo true. And congrats, pal.
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Old 01-20-2004, 04:36 AM   #85
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I GOT A GF FOR CHRISTMAS! I'm still trying to calm myself down from the shocking HAPPINESS!

EEEP!


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Old 01-20-2004, 05:46 AM   #86
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I GOT A GF FOR CHRISTMAS! I'm still trying to calm myself down from the shocking HAPPINESS!

EEEP!
Was it the "Call order mail Girlfriend"?




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Old 01-20-2004, 07:26 AM   #87
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Old 01-20-2004, 10:34 AM   #88
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I GOT A GF FOR CHRISTMAS! I'm still trying to calm myself down from the shocking HAPPINESS!

EEEP!
Make sure you get a bicycle pump for your birthday then.
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Old 01-20-2004, 12:50 PM   #89
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This is a terribly overused but extremely accurate cliche regarding women....

can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em

I wont say anymore, except that you must LIVE with a lady to truly understand if you are going to survive the long haul......

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Old 01-20-2004, 02:32 PM   #90
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Wait....girlfriend? GIRLFRIEND!? Dudes! I got a GRIM FANDANGO!

Oh my god, this thread is about GIRLFRIENDS. ICK. NO. NEVER.


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Old 01-20-2004, 03:32 PM   #91
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girls got cooties ay? grim fandango..what the blazing hell is that :\
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Old 01-20-2004, 04:57 PM   #92
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we ended up cuddling and watching TV for the rest of the night.
It sounds lame, but that is one of the best ways to spend time with a great girl.

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And congrats, pal.
Thanks, man. I appreciate it
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:23 PM   #93
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It sounds lame, but that is one of the best ways to spend time with a great girl.
Doesn't sound lame to me at all. I LOVE cuddling on a cozy couch with a girl. I personally prefer it to actually making out or even...doing "other stuff" most of the time.

My current girlfriend, however, does not enjoy cuddling more than those other activities...so I get to do it less often than I'd like.



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Old 01-21-2004, 12:01 AM   #94
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Yeah, cuddling is fun... *reflects*




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Old 01-21-2004, 12:16 AM   #95
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Cuddling 0wnz.

Seriously, on new years, my GF and I just cuddled. OK, we counted down, and drank some champagne I borrowed from my parents (they gave me barely enough for two half-filled glasses)


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-21-2004, 12:23 AM   #96
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My current girlfriend, however, does not enjoy cuddling more than those other activities...so I get to do it less often than I'd like.
dude, just do "those" activities first, then like after your done, cuddle up and stuff for the after thing and like whisper some good stuff into her ear

i mean every time i did those "activities", i always ended up cuddling afterward, so theres hope for ya!

just tryin to lend a helpin hand



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Old 01-21-2004, 12:30 AM   #97
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That's good advice there, and it would work with most girls. However my girlfriend also has a crazy father who doesn't let her stay out later than 11.....and she lives a ways away from my house...and so she has to leave at like 10 30...and so there isn't that much time to cuddle AND participate in said activities. *sigh*



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Old 01-21-2004, 03:52 AM   #98
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start earlier: its not like your going for an hour and 15 minutes... not everyone can do that you gotta be skilled

that should leave u with enough time




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Old 01-21-2004, 04:38 AM   #99
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start earlier: its not like your going for an hour and 15 minutes... not everyone can do that you gotta be skilled
Well, like you said...not EVERYONE can do that....but some of us can.........



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Old 01-21-2004, 11:49 PM   #100
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I won't ask what "other" activities you're thinking of, being only 14 (soon to be 15 )

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Old 01-21-2004, 11:53 PM   #101
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hehe joe, soon you'll start getting hair in funny places and start thinking about girls

Et: yeah, a very small number of us...




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Old 01-22-2004, 12:24 AM   #102
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I won't ask what "other" activities you're thinking of, being only 14 (soon to be 15 )
You already know! they teach you that stuff in school these days.



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Old 01-22-2004, 12:47 AM   #103
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hehe joe, soon you'll start getting hair in funny places and start thinking about girls

Et: yeah, a very small number of us...
START thinking about girls? Buddy, I think more about girls than my school work.

And right now I only get pimples in weird places...

J/K, J/K!!

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Old 01-22-2004, 12:56 AM   #104
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And right now I only get pimples in weird places...
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Old 01-22-2004, 01:01 AM   #105
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lol, joe what have u been doing! O.o pimples in weird places how'd that happen... I only have acne in common places, and thats from too much dirt on my skin and etc




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Old 01-22-2004, 01:24 AM   #106
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yeah dude pimples...yeah thats sick i didnt need to know that

lol, jk...yeah i believe i started thinking about girls when i was 13...it seems as though the age is getting younger and younger as the years roll by



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Old 01-22-2004, 01:58 AM   #107
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OMG ITS THE L337 PUBERTY THREAD!!!!1!!

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Old 01-22-2004, 02:09 AM   #108
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lol Zbomber: enlighten us: do orcs have girlfriends?




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Old 01-22-2004, 03:41 AM   #109
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sorry to inturupt...but most of you are sharing happy g/f stories and some wierd ones i thought i would share my sad one...

there have been two women in my life, and i got burned by both

both leaving me fo a close friend... some friends they were...stealing my women oh well one i still get along with and the other i try to kill every other day...

was i rambling?...

well the point is you get a woman thats great but don't let the take over your lives to where you loose your friends... in the long run your friends are better for you than a relationship that you arn't really sure how long it will last.
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Old 01-22-2004, 04:06 AM   #110
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Old 01-22-2004, 04:17 AM   #111
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your friends are better for you than a relationship that you arn't really sure how long it will last.
gotta quote all of it... and its true your friends are better for you, at least till the later years of high school and into college then u can do all you want with the girls provided you are both of legal age(kobe... )




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Old 01-22-2004, 04:32 AM   #112
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Meh, girlfriends.....are difficult for sure. I just broke up my gf of 3.5 years.....time to move on. Heh :/

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gotta quote all of it...
Not true. your friends will ALWAYS be there for you. all relationships are doomed to have their times when things just aren't going well and you dont know if you can take it anymore.

NEVER give up your friends for a girl.



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Old 01-22-2004, 08:05 AM   #114
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OMG ITS THE L337 PUBERTY THREAD!!!!1!!

Sorry, you knew it was coming.......
I was thinking along the lines of something like that, just couldnt quite get it out of my mouth. I dont have to now.

btw I have one word for you ppl...college.


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btw I have one word for you ppl...college.
Yeah...college...

um........what about it?



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Old 01-22-2004, 08:12 PM   #117
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I had a crazy run were like I got with someone tehn it never worked out, then happened again, then ended up getting someone after wards. But for alittle bit I was with nobody and my bro said "You were like the ladies man for a week then you weren't, what happend to you?" lol
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LOL reading through all the replies we have a lot of people that are obsessed about bicycle pumps for some strange reason. LOL

anyways...wanted to throw my two cents in

yes girlfriends are worth it when everything is working out. even if they aren't working out, it's still an amazing feeling to have someone that is completely (hopefully) focused on just you.

i've been hearing (or reading) a lot about how they are too much work, too much money and stuff like that..but my answer to that:

IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE HARD

because if the relationship works...all areas will be covered ;-);-) (and even some that aren't....ahem...covered)



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Old 01-23-2004, 04:51 AM   #119
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i've been hearing (or reading) a lot about how they are too much work, too much money and stuff like that..but my answer to that:

IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE HARD
I assume you have factual evidence and reports and tests that back up that statement?

Who says it's supposed to be hard? Why? Why can't girls just realize they're too damn moody and bitchy and should stop taking the crazy pills?

Not to sound too negative, I mean, I enjoy having a girlfriend, and I hope I keep my current one for a good while. But even she admits that girls are just retarded.



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It sounds lame, but that is one of the best ways to spend time with a great girl.
It is, but I picture it more of a last resort thing. TV can be so damn boring though (thats one advantage about it when you have a girl next to you). I'd rather go out n do stuff around town or something.


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