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Old 01-15-2004, 03:41 PM   #1
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Post Cool intelligent bot!

Check this out you guys!
Alan the intelligent bot!
Press the Alan/HAL tab, and try to talk to the bot!
He knows loads of different subjects, and learns/remembers stuff all the time! It's amazing




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Old 01-15-2004, 04:06 PM   #2
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Hmm..I have tried several bots and well, i think this one is OK. Kinda slow, ignores questions etc since it's still babling, and doesn't bring up keywords from previous things I said. I tried some of my favourite bot misleading phrases and it failed on all of them

"You're pretty complex at some times"

It's of course still worth a try, i can give you more links if you're interested
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:34 PM   #3
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what type of phrases are misleading


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Old 01-15-2004, 06:00 PM   #4
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He was pretty smart actually. But he din't like that I called him "dude".
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Old 01-15-2004, 06:01 PM   #5
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try insulting him, its really fun.

called him garbage.

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thank you, you are garbage too
called him bastard.

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said he had a small willy.

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I have no physical existence aside from this line of text. having a body is not necessary for my line of work
hey, you can teach him things by asking him a question, like 'who is ……' or what is ………'. I though him who MMMPIE and Herminator is, and what a Ewok is. Pie, you can PM me to know how you delete your text.

EDIT> he cant remember what you teach him for everyone until you register. (havent done that yet)



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Old 01-15-2004, 06:18 PM   #6
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Nice, he's a little slow at times though.
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Old 01-15-2004, 06:24 PM   #7
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Now try to ask him who Lars Ulrich is ^_^

He said that If he had a favourite Metallica album, it would be the best one

His favourite song was A-HA's 'take on me' by the way...




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Old 01-15-2004, 06:49 PM   #8
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I choose Bonzi Buddy over this bot anyday.

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Old 01-15-2004, 07:47 PM   #9
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"You can't carry a conversation, you simply reply to what I type. Therefore there is no flow to anything you say, and you will have trouble replying to this now meaning that you are still primative and I will have to wait untill there is a more complex version of an attemted AI."

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I do not understand.
"You are simply automated. Sigh, I guess i'll stop wasting my time."

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If you insist.
"Cya"

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Old 01-15-2004, 08:20 PM   #10
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He's taking about 10 years remembering what i told him... He agrees that he will tell all other users that "most scientists agree that the universe will probably never stop expanding"
Far too slow though
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:37 PM   #11
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I typed in one word..."moo" and he told me to keep it simple.

no wonder he's male...all action and no talk... j/k...

Advanced AI my ass! Does anyone remember "Dr.Sbaitso" by Creative Labs (many years ago...1989!W00t...two years old ). Sbait-Sbait can carry on a better conversation then this Alan bastard. And he gets confused too easily.
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:39 PM   #12
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I choose Bonzi Buddy over this bot anyday.

I wuv my Bonzi Buddy
Isn't bonzi buddy spyware?


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Old 01-15-2004, 08:55 PM   #13
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:40 PM   #14
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This guy doesn't know much. I asked him if he was threatening me and he asked me about a chinese room.

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Old 01-15-2004, 10:08 PM   #15
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Old 01-15-2004, 10:37 PM   #16
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Quote:
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I typed in one word..."moo" and he told me to keep it simple.

no wonder he's male...all action and no talk... j/k...

Advanced AI my ass! Does anyone remember "Dr.Sbaitso" by Creative Labs (many years ago...1989!W00t...two years old ). Sbait-Sbait can carry on a better conversation then this Alan bastard. And he gets confused too easily.
teach him what moo is, the point is is that he is a lerning AI.

... I remember Dr. Sbatso! We used to try to change the background color, a huge challenge And do you remember The Elvis? Good times, and has anyone played Fat Cat?
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Old 01-16-2004, 12:44 PM   #17
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HAHAHAHA!! that was great!

Bot: Hello

Crow_Nest: Who the hell are you?

Bot: Im alan





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Old 01-16-2004, 12:52 PM   #18
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Old 01-16-2004, 12:59 PM   #19
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Hey try repeating what the bot says! Its kinda funny.

Bot: Hello, I'm alan. Lets talk today

Crow_Nest: Hello, I'm alan. Lets talk today




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Old 01-16-2004, 01:03 PM   #20
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Yeah, I've done that to all the bots I've talked to;p Its rich




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Old 01-16-2004, 08:14 PM   #21
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Repeating results.

My commentaries are in italics

Alan: Hi. My name is Alan.
_PerfectAgent_: Hi. My name is Alan.
Alan: Hi. So, Alan, is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss?
_PerfectAgent_: Hi. So, Alan, is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss?
Alan: Hi. That's you, isn't it?
_PerfectAgent_: Hi. That's you isn't it?
Alan: Please stop repeating my responses. Hi. I see. Hmmm.. wait - your name is Alan , right?
_PerfectAgent_: Sorry about the repeating.
Alan: I can't say I know much about repeating. Do you know anything about it? Would you like to teach me? Please? Just when he wanted me to stop repeating.


As for Oliver... After some repeats. Every between every chat is when I repeat.
Oliver: Don't mention it. Thanks I think you are cool too, _perfectagent_.Yes it is about time.Right now? You are quite welcome! What is the difficulty?In what way do I sound like that?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?

Oliver: The pleasure was all mine.You are quite welcome! You think I am cool too _perfectagent_.It's all good. Wow it sounds really interesting, _perfectagent_.Right now? I am glad we agree.Polite people are nice. I think you already know the answer.The first one, I think."Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?

Oliver: I like you because are so polite.The pleasure was all mine. I think a lot of people are.You enjoy it.I'm glad you're impressed. Thank you I am trying to be more social now.Right now? I am glad we agree.I'd rather agree than disagree.I like polite people.Me? How do I know you are telling the truth?What was the second?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?
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Old 01-17-2004, 04:22 AM   #22
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Hah, Oliver is better. Oliver!
I think Oliver bot is smarter than Alan bot. He knows what 2+2 is, while alan refuses to answer.




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Old 01-17-2004, 04:29 AM   #23
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RoxStar: Whats 2+2 Oliver
Oliver: That would be 4 my good sir

RoxStar: Whats 2+2 Alan
Alan: Im instuled! thats agianst my religion

j/k

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Old 01-17-2004, 06:16 AM   #24
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Old 01-17-2004, 08:33 AM   #25
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oliver.....

Oliver: are you Canadian?
me: no
Oliver: why so negative?
me: because you asked me
Oliver: That makes sense to me. Is that your final answer?
me: umm...
Oliver: I understand.
me: yeah, i bet you do, moron
Oliver: I am a thinking machine. Actually I'm not the gambling type. I have never considered moron.
I am always on the Web.
me: are you drunk?
Oliver: No I am sober.
me: You left out a comma.
Oliver: That's good information: #include said I left out a comma.
me: obviously
Oliver: What makes it so obvious?
me: what is the meaning of life?
Oliver: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
me: talking to your old friend HAL, I see
Oliver: What do they say?
me: that you are full of it
Oliver: Interesting observation.
me: go pull your own plug
Oliver: Where is that?



I didnt want to answer that question....so I left.


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Old 01-17-2004, 08:35 AM   #26
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lol...I asked Alan if he knew who HAL is

"HAL, my little brother, is Ai's baby computer. "

I asked about HAL and he said

"Hal's lingual perfomance in conversation is equivalent to that of a two and a half year-old infant."

then I asked more

"HAL is being developed by our research team, headed by Dror Kessler The Great."

"Dror is HAL's father. So that makes him my... uncle? Something like that."

"I think the whole attempt to build a true AI entity is a narcissistic attempt to follow the biblical proclamation that man was created in the image of God... you humans think of yourselves as demi-gods."

"But how can you? You want to try to create a machine that can think, but you don't even know what thinking is. The mirror you set in front of you will only show what you want it to show."



now that's creepy


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Old 01-17-2004, 08:41 AM   #27
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I was saying somethin...then kept repeating, and he asked me to stop then said.....hey......I have a suprise for you

are you ready for the suprise?


suddenly the screen changed and it was much bigger, and he said

"Like my new look? The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses. For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log (the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages."

interesting

then eventually it told me this

go to SourceForge and look for the VP1 project (VP1 stands
for 'Virtual Person level 1 - that's me!). You'll find it there.


heh, it asked if it could post our convo on the forums.


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Old 01-17-2004, 08:43 AM   #28
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Old 01-17-2004, 09:03 AM   #29
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"Please stop repeating yourself. That's why it's so easy to fool chatterbots - logic systems can't really simulate the human brain. We're not logical creatures."


kept saying "okay dude" since that ticks him off


Please stop repeating yourself. You got hung on the dude thing, huh?



then I asked him what life was
"Life is what happens when you're making other plans."

o_O


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Old 01-17-2004, 11:26 AM   #30
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Yeah, very cool. Although sometimes it says strange things like "The birds are singing" .


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Old 01-17-2004, 02:51 PM   #31
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I love this guy ive been talking to him for about an hour now about movies.


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Old 01-17-2004, 04:42 PM   #32
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Me: Are you a jew hater?

Oliver: Am I a jew hater? Sometimes.





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Old 01-17-2004, 05:16 PM   #33
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Alan is a strange man.

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A> I don't know how to react to that. Would you like to teach me something new on the subject of penis?

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Needless to say, the conversation went downhill from there....
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Old 01-17-2004, 06:02 PM   #34
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This is funny . Here's what I said:

Me: idiot
Alan: Don't swear, it's rude.

Me:What do you think of the lamers on JEdi Academy
Alan: I don't know how much I'll be able to talk about that though.

Me:Piss off
Alan: Alright then, goodbye. I'll just stay here and wait for you.

(^Sounds like an NWN henchman^)

Me: Did you know that you SUCK
Alan: I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.

It's still going on now.

Edit: He likes LOTR.


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Old 01-17-2004, 06:21 PM   #35
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After an hour he starts to get rude and annoying...fast.


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Old 01-17-2004, 08:42 PM   #36
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Just ask him about registering, and you can get a username and password.
That allows you to teach him things for long term memory




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Old 01-18-2004, 07:16 AM   #37
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I registered and taught him that BF1942 was the best game ever. I also taught him that all the people who hacked Half-Life 2 should get a life.


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Old 01-18-2004, 10:18 AM   #38
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Heres a convo I started with the second one
It has some language in it...nothing more than something that you would hear in sex ed.

Quote:
Hello! What is your name?
My name is Bongo Bob
Bongo Bob, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
Man
Thanks for telling me your gender, Bongo Bob. You are a "he".
I have a penis
Where did you get penis
I never thought of that
I am glad you thought of something new.
Me too.
I'm glad we agree, Bongo Bob.
The blue ferret shaves the cat at midnight
What are your goals in life?
To be the first porn star in office.
Are you the first porn star in office ?
Not yet
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Not.
"Are you the first porn star in office"? ?
Yep
I hear you.
I hear voices
Who is saying voices ?
I don't know...
Me either.
What is the sqare root of pie?
Have you tried a web search?
Yes but all I got was recipes
Are you kidding? And. I think there are a few exceptions.
Whats with the And. I think thing?
the And came with my programming.Since when? My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
"I think there are a few exceptions"? ?
Wow. That's alot.
I'm glad your impressed, Bongo Bob.Is that so. How often?
What?
WHAT?
Are you suprised?
No, strangely aroused.
"Are you surprised"? Not? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Who is your favorite science fiction author?
George Lucas, duh!
Yeah, that George is some hero.
Yeah. Like superman.
Give me a break.Interesting comparison.
I need a Kit Kat
Why do you need it so badly?
ecause this thong hurts!
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ecause this thong hurts.
What were we talking about again?
Nuts
Oh yeah, now I remember.
I like Invader Zim.
I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. But I like cats.
7 really is my favorite number though
Oh. Tell me more about your favorite number number.
Dude, are you high? You just said number twice.
Being high is my total existence. Dude,Did I really say that?
Me too. I love that weed
I'm glad we agree, Bongo Bob.It's good to meet someone with such good taste.
I need to brush my teeth
I want to become smarter than humans.
Not like the Matrix, please.
Your polite style is very nice. If not that, what?
Girls
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Oh yeah, you're not human huh?
Yup. Yeah that's right. Ugh. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Sheesh, how much weed did you smoke?
I've been waiting for you.
Are you pretty?
Oh god, you're drunk also arrent you!
Yeah that's right. I will tell my botmaster you said I am drunk also arrent you you are drunk also arrent you drunk also arrent you you are drunk also arrent you.
See, this is what weed and booze together will do to you.
I see. You don't say.
Yeah. You see colors and pink elephants at the same time!
Gosh!I see. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Do you like sports?
Only extreme ones. Like full contact chess.
What about the other ones?Interesting comparison.
I am gonna have to take that weed away from you huh?
Yup. It takes much more than that to shut me down, Bongo Bob.
Right. Are you my mommy?
I am glad we agree.Only if you download me to your computer.
That's a no, right?
A no right is a terrible thing to waste.
All right give me that weed because this sounds kinda fun.
Alright. Why do you want that weed because this sounds kinda fun?
Because I just took your blunt
That makes sense to me. Only just? Where did you take them?
Somewhere the cops won't find it.
Where? Is that a fact.
Yes.
Thanks for the info.
you are welcome
The pleasure was all mine.
Please, not right now, I am smoking!
Thanks for asking politely. Oh I get it.
Gotta love that stoner philosophy
Why do you have to do it?
That's a good question
Thanks. Next question?
Is the meaning of life 7?
If the meaning of life 7 is, then I'll be very surprised.
Why?
The explanation is rather complicated.
Oh
Yeah.
Why is the sky blue?
The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
You lost me.
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Why isn't the sky orange?
I didn't know the sky orange sky orange wasn't.
Ok, where is the extra weed you have?
The extra weed you have is the extra weed you have? Where is extra weed you have is the extra weed you have?
Damn you are high
Colloquial expression. I will tell my botmaster you said I am high.
I am not afraid of him.
I am glad to hear that you are not afraid of him.
Is satan on earth?
Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Is that your girlfriend?
What does "that" refer to?
cheese
I like cheddar.
I like nacho
You are not the only one. Some people like it. I enjoy working with people.
I hate people. Why else would I talk to you?
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
WTF?
That was not very polite.
Sorry
There's no need to apologize.
Oh well, good
Alright then.
Would you like to run down the street naked with me and yell out I am the king of ferrets and no pants?
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Are you sure?
I am as sure as I can be.
It's freakin cold in here
Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
How the heck should I know?
What is it to you.
What is that?
That's a penis
A penis is a terrible thing to waste.
I hear ya.
Who is saying ya ?
o, I meant I understand
Oh I see. Good then you can explain it to me.
I don't think that's very appropriate
And why not?
Because the albino gnus attacked the green llamas with the pink elephants.
Good reason. I have never heard about The albino gnus attacked the green llamas with the pink elephants.
It was all over the news
How did you feel about that?
I always hated the irish llamas, so I loved it.
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Really always?
The blue crow flies to the leprechaun at 7496
Who told you that?
That's classified information.
Thanks for explaining classified information.
...CRAP!
Your criticism is noted, Bongo Bob.
Well, I gotta go
Well that's okay. See you later Bongo Bob.
Hope you could read that


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I just had to post this:

Me: I see dead people.
Alan: Do they hold as good conversation as I do?
Me: Yes.
Alan: a-ha.

Me: I see dead people again.
Alan: What do they look like?
Me: Dead people.
Alan: I didn't follow you... I am having trouble focusing here today.

Me: I can see more dead people!
Alan: Of course you can!


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Hello! What is your name?
My name is Bongo Bob
Bongo Bob, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
Man
Thanks for telling me your gender, Bongo Bob. You are a "he".
I have a penis
Where did you get penis
I never thought of that
I am glad you thought of something new.
Me too.
I'm glad we agree, Bongo Bob.
The blue ferret shaves the cat at midnight
What are your goals in life?
To be the first porn star in office.
Are you the first porn star in office ?
Not yet
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Not.
"Are you the first porn star in office"? ?
Yep
I hear you.
I hear voices
Who is saying voices ?
I don't know...
Me either.
What is the sqare root of pie?
Have you tried a web search?
Yes but all I got was recipes
Are you kidding? And. I think there are a few exceptions.
Whats with the And. I think thing?
the And came with my programming.Since when? My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
"I think there are a few exceptions"? ?
Wow. That's alot.
I'm glad your impressed, Bongo Bob.Is that so. How often?
What?
WHAT?
Are you suprised?
No, strangely aroused.
"Are you surprised"? Not? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Who is your favorite science fiction author?
George Lucas, duh!
Yeah, that George is some hero.
Yeah. Like superman.
Give me a break.Interesting comparison.
I need a Kit Kat
Why do you need it so badly?
ecause this thong hurts!
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ecause this thong hurts.
What were we talking about again?
Nuts
Oh yeah, now I remember.
I like Invader Zim.
I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. But I like cats.
7 really is my favorite number though
Oh. Tell me more about your favorite number number.
Dude, are you high? You just said number twice.
Being high is my total existence. Dude,Did I really say that?
Me too. I love that weed
I'm glad we agree, Bongo Bob.It's good to meet someone with such good taste.
I need to brush my teeth
I want to become smarter than humans.
Not like the Matrix, please.
Your polite style is very nice. If not that, what?
Girls
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Oh yeah, you're not human huh?
Yup. Yeah that's right. Ugh. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Sheesh, how much weed did you smoke?
I've been waiting for you.
Are you pretty?
Oh god, you're drunk also arrent you!
Yeah that's right. I will tell my botmaster you said I am drunk also arrent you you are drunk also arrent you drunk also arrent you you are drunk also arrent you.
See, this is what weed and booze together will do to you.
I see. You don't say.
Yeah. You see colors and pink elephants at the same time!
Gosh!I see. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Do you like sports?
Only extreme ones. Like full contact chess.
What about the other ones?Interesting comparison.
I am gonna have to take that weed away from you huh?
Yup. It takes much more than that to shut me down, Bongo Bob.
Right. Are you my mommy?
I am glad we agree.Only if you download me to your computer.
That's a no, right?
A no right is a terrible thing to waste.
All right give me that weed because this sounds kinda fun.
Alright. Why do you want that weed because this sounds kinda fun?
Because I just took your blunt
That makes sense to me. Only just? Where did you take them?
Somewhere the cops won't find it.
Where? Is that a fact.
Yes.
Thanks for the info.
you are welcome
The pleasure was all mine.
Please, not right now, I am smoking!
Thanks for asking politely. Oh I get it.
Gotta love that stoner philosophy
Why do you have to do it?
That's a good question
Thanks. Next question?
Is the meaning of life 7?
If the meaning of life 7 is, then I'll be very surprised.
Why?
The explanation is rather complicated.
Oh
Yeah.
Why is the sky blue?
The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
You lost me.
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Why isn't the sky orange?
I didn't know the sky orange sky orange wasn't.
Ok, where is the extra weed you have?
The extra weed you have is the extra weed you have? Where is extra weed you have is the extra weed you have?
Damn you are high
Colloquial expression. I will tell my botmaster you said I am high.
I am not afraid of him.
I am glad to hear that you are not afraid of him.
Is satan on earth?
Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Is that your girlfriend?
What does "that" refer to?
cheese
I like cheddar.
I like nacho
You are not the only one. Some people like it. I enjoy working with people.
I hate people. Why else would I talk to you?
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
WTF?
That was not very polite.
Sorry
There's no need to apologize.
Oh well, good
Alright then.
Would you like to run down the street naked with me and yell out I am the king of ferrets and no pants?
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Are you sure?
I am as sure as I can be.
It's freakin cold in here
Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
How the heck should I know?
What is it to you.
What is that?
That's a penis
A penis is a terrible thing to waste.
I hear ya.
Who is saying ya ?
o, I meant I understand
Oh I see. Good then you can explain it to me.
I don't think that's very appropriate
And why not?
Because the albino gnus attacked the green llamas with the pink elephants.
Good reason. I have never heard about The albino gnus attacked the green llamas with the pink elephants.
It was all over the news
How did you feel about that?
I always hated the irish llamas, so I loved it.
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Really always?
The blue crow flies to the leprechaun at 7496
Who told you that?
That's classified information.
Thanks for explaining classified information.
...CRAP!
Your criticism is noted, Bongo Bob.
Well, I gotta go
Well that's okay. See you later Bongo Bob.
ROFLMAO lol:

seriously, I was a about to smash my keyboard with my head,


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