Ladies and Gentlemen, May I Present to You,

***Boba Rhett*** · 01-22-2004, 07:27 AM

The Sliced Tauntaun

Let me know if the picture stops working

*Swoosh* · 01-22-2004, 07:35 AM

....and you thought it smelled bad on the ouside!

Welcome!

Pie™ · 01-22-2004, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Swoosh
....and you thought it smelled bad on the ouside!

yeah it really should say that on the bottom of the banner!

Very nice banner Rhett!

STTCT · 01-22-2004, 08:01 AM

PETA is not gonna like this

*Sivy* · 01-22-2004, 09:53 AM

woo hoo!

butter me up, i'm going in!

**swphreak** · 01-22-2004, 10:11 AM

YaY! We're Tawnies!

Even though that's the name of a certain porn star... but I wouldn't know that now would I?

<.<

*Pad* · 01-22-2004, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by STTCT
PETA is not gonna like this

ROFL

One question tho:
Once you get in, how do you get out?

eastcoast2895 · 01-22-2004, 01:17 PM

it's so warm and cozy. great place to be with the temperatures on the east coast equally that of hoth.

Mex · 01-22-2004, 02:09 PM

We got our own banner now, and our own Off-Topic name! Huzzah!

Pie™ · 01-22-2004, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pad
ROFL

One question tho:
Once you get in, how do you get out?

You wont need one!
Once you go in it will be so cool that you'll never wanna leave!

*Swoosh* · 01-22-2004, 02:21 PM

Alright, so we need to find some good images of tauntauns. I haven't been able to find one of the tauntaun sliced, just them standing around looking stupid.

I have the Star Wars VCDs...so I guess I could capture screenshots. Unfortunately, those are at my home 7 hours away. :|

Anyone have any good pics?

Swoosh

Pie™ · 01-22-2004, 02:37 PM

It was hard, but i found some... I'll see if i find some better...

The_One · 01-22-2004, 02:52 PM

Just a practical observation:

TaunTauns aren't that big - not even one person could fit inside a TaunTaun.

Therefore, shouldn't this forum be called "The Sliced Super TaunTaun"?

*Alegis* · 01-22-2004, 02:59 PM

i cast this tauntaun card...knowing that I might start a rage posting customized cards in discussions...
http://www.decipher.com/starwars/car...s/tauntaun.gif

unfortunately little is known about these creatures.. click

Pie™ · 01-22-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_One
Just a practical observation:

TaunTauns aren't that big - not even one person could fit inside a TaunTaun.

Therefore, shouldn't this forum be called "The Sliced Super TaunTaun"?

Use your imagination, besides, didnt Luke lie inside a tauntaun at Hoth?
Anyways, The Sliced Super TaunTaun sounds kinda silly to me

ExcelsioN · 01-22-2004, 03:12 PM

We're all 'Taunies' now.

We could all fit in a swamp (and they get stuck there, only some break free), so we can all fit in a Tauntaun's belly.

*Sivy* · 01-22-2004, 03:13 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by MMMPIE!!!
[B]It was hard, but i found some... I'll see if i find some better...

thats a good one.
maybe you could put a neon sign saying 'happy hour 3-4' or 'ladie's night' or 'tonight - bingo' and dress the droid in a tux.

The_One · 01-22-2004, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MMMPIE!!!
Use your imagination, besides, didnt Luke lie inside a tauntaun at Hoth?
Anyways, The Sliced Super TaunTaun sounds kinda silly to me

Haha, and "The Sliced TaunTaun" sounds perfectly normal?

Luke lay next to a (sliced) TaunTaun to keep warm - or at least that's the impression I got from the film...

Pie™ · 01-22-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Siv
maybe you could put a neon sign saying 'happy hour 3-4' or 'ladie's night' or 'tonight - bingo' and dress the droid in a tux.

[/B]

Lol!

Maybe someone who is a good artist will do it?
Anyone? *looks around*

***Boba Rhett*** · 01-22-2004, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_One

Luke lay next to a (sliced) TaunTaun to keep warm - or at least that's the impression I got from the film...

Han shoves him in the tauntaun.

Mex · 01-22-2004, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Boba Rhett
Han shoves him in the tauntaun.

I'm suprised that he was allowed back into the base! He must have stunk it out.

Bob Gnarly · 01-22-2004, 05:00 PM

I dig the new name. great job Swoosh.

MennoniteHobbit · 01-22-2004, 07:42 PM

... what's a tauntaun? a goat? a ram?
oh well

im a swampie, and a taunie... yeah!*pats myself on the back*

noooooooooooooo... did someone just fart in here?

eastcoast2895 · 01-22-2004, 07:52 PM

didn't han just cover luke with the tauntaun's guts? dah well, here's a nice picture of a sliced taun taun (avert your eyes if your squimish)

love that just sliced open tauntaun smell.

ZBomber · 01-22-2004, 09:24 PM

I think Han put Luke in the TaunTaun from a little below his shoulders.....

The_One · 01-22-2004, 09:46 PM

Has anyone stopped for a moment to consider the sheer ridiculousness of the name "The Sliced TaunTaun"?

***Boba Rhett*** · 01-22-2004, 10:03 PM

You STFU, One!

***Boba Rhett*** · 01-22-2004, 10:09 PM

Here, I'll attach the image here, seeing as how the link died.

ZBomber · 01-22-2004, 10:45 PM

Wow.... new banner too. ^_^

THATS gonmna be fun to look at....

01-22-2004, 11:47 PM

Can't say I approve of the name, but I like the idea of us being called Tawnies.

*thinks it still sounds better than Swampie*

ZBomber · 01-23-2004, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jed
Can't say I approve of the name, but I like the idea of us being called Tawnies.

*thinks it still sounds better than Swampie*

And you can thank the Zed Miester for that!

*cracks whip*

***Darth Groovy*** · 01-23-2004, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by STTCT
PETA is not gonna like this

How can they get upset about a fictional animal?

Nevermind, this is PETA we are talking about...

Mex · 01-23-2004, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darth Groovy
How can they get upset about a fictional animal?

Nevermind, this is PETA we are talking about...

But, the walls have ears ya know. The walls have ears.

*runs*

STTCT · 01-23-2004, 09:26 AM

You just wait Groovy - they are going to have a documentry on this website and the cruelty to Taun Tauns. I'm sure they got footage of what I did to those Taun Tauns in JA.....

**swphreak** · 01-23-2004, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jed
Can't say I approve of the name, but I like the idea of us being called Tawnies.

*thinks it still sounds better than Swampie*

You just wish the real "Tawnie" was was here dontcha

01-23-2004, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StarWarsPhreak
You just wish the real "Tawnie" was was here dontcha

Teh hell you smokin', boy?

ZBomber · 01-23-2004, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jed
Teh hell you smokin', boy?

TaunTaun guts. I can deal ya some for half the price......

***Darth Groovy*** · 01-24-2004, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by STTCT
You just wait Groovy - they are going to have a documentry on this website and the cruelty to Taun Tauns. I'm sure they got footage of what I did to those Taun Tauns in JA.....

Probably...

But who's gonna watch it?

*Pad* · 01-24-2004, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_One
Luke lay next to a (sliced) TaunTaun to keep warm - or at least that's the impression I got from the film...

Indeed, Han cut open the taun taun and placed its hot guts on Luke´s body.

And Phreak whatever drug you are taking, cut the dose.
Your link with the real world is troubled

***Boba Rhett*** · 01-24-2004, 09:31 PM

Gweh? What the hell, guys. Han shoves Luke INSIDE the tauntaun.

They even made a toy:

And this is the quote from the script:

"Han ignites Luke's saber and cuts the beast from head to
toe. He quickly tosses it's steaming innards into the snow,
then lifts Luke's inert form and stuffs him inside the
carcass."